Chapter 136: Asking Prices
After hearing what Zhou Zitong said, Lin Xiaowen only wanted to say two words: your sister!
Just like that, do you want to date a charming man like Andy Lau?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Especially the three words "little brat" made Lin Xiaowen extremely unhappy.
After all, I have become a real man after having sex with women, okay?
"Fortunately, I'm not like Andy Lau, otherwise I'd be in trouble and let your old cow eat the young grass." Lin Xiaowen couldn't help but counterattacked.
Zhou Zitong didn't take Lin Xiaowen's words seriously and said: "Actually, you and I should also understand that our blind date is just the union of your Ren family and my Zhou family. We are just the victims of this deal. Although
You don't look like Andy Lau, and I'm not your type, but we have to be together, so we can only make do with it."
Lin Xiaowen looked shocked, he didn't expect this woman to say that.
"Don't look at me like that. Let's make a three-part agreement. After we get married, we can't interfere with each other's privacy. You can go out to play with the woman you like, and I can also go out to find the man I like.
Everyone has his own fun, between us, if you are interested, you can also play in bed
, if you are not interested, then forget it, but you must have sex at least once after marriage, otherwise this couple will be too fake, don't you think so! This is also my advantage to you, kid, you don't know, always talk to me
The men I have slept with all hang around and keep calling me all day long, wanting to sleep with me!"
Zhou Zitong said proudly, it seemed that her willingness to go to bed with Lin Xiaowen was a gift and a grace.
"You mean you're good at bed?"
Lin Xiaowen looked at the woman in front of him dumbfounded. He felt that this woman was a bit mentally retarded. However, as a doctor, Lin Xiaowen could tell by looking, smelling and asking that there was nothing wrong with this woman and she was very healthy. Through her eyes, it was clear that
It can be seen that this is not only a healthy woman, but also a very smart woman. At the same time, it can also be seen that this woman has extremely strong desires in that area, and I am afraid that even the most fierce men cannot satisfy her.
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"Well, that's natural."
Zhou Zitong nodded noncommittally, looked at Lin Xiaowen, and said affirmatively.
"Don't even think about it. I'm already in my thirties. I can't count the number of men I pass by on my fingers and toes. I've already become proficient in what I do in bed. How can a little kid like you understand it?
, little brother, from the look of you, I’m afraid you’re still a virgin!”
Zhou Zitong said with a smile again.
She doesn't think it's a shameful thing for her to sleep with many men. Life is meant to be a mess. Sleeping with a few more men is voluntary for both parties. Each has its own benefits and needs.
Lin Xiaowen laughed, pushed out his chest, and said, "Then you are wrong, I am not a virgin anymore."
When he said this, Lin Xiaowen felt very proud. Damn it, a boy is easy to be despised! Fortunately, he returned to the village this time and had sex with the village woman Liu Lan for a while, experiencing the joy of human relations.
"Oh?" Zhou Zitong looked at Lin Xiaowen with some surprise, then smiled and said: "That's good, so that when we go to bed, you don't even know where the entrance is, and I'm too lazy to teach you."
puff!
Damn it, this woman is really not ashamed!
The scale of speaking has actually been opened up to this extent.
After smacking his lips, Lin Xiaowen was speechless. Even if he was a rookie and had never had sex with a woman before, he still wouldn't be able to find the entrance!
I have to say, this woman has such a rich imagination. It would be a waste of her talent not to write a book!
"Okay, our agreement has three chapters, and the last chapter is about the economy. We must have AA system, and our economy must be independent. I don't need your money, and you don't need mine." Zhou Zitong continued.
Lin Xiaowen listened, looked at Zhou Zitong curiously, and immediately said: "What else?"
These days, such weird girls are really not uncommon.
"After the three chapters of the agreement are completed, it's time to get married. You see, I'm so mature and charming, and I'm good in bed. You, the Ren family, can't be vague about the wedding gift." Zhou Zitong said softly.
"Tell me and listen!"
Lin Xiaowen nodded and said. Anyway, he is playing the role of Ren Biao now, and he wants to hear how weird this weird girl is.
She is not a virgin, but she has been fucked by many men, and she actually raises her own value as if she is a fucking fairy. I don’t know where her confidence comes from. Do you think young people today are stupid and ignorant?
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"I need an 8-carat diamond ring, a betrothal gift of 88 million, and a luxurious fleet. The minimum number of vehicles is 100 and the cheapest car cannot be less than 5 million... Well, the wedding team, well...
…It’s best if there are no less than 300 people. By the way, I also want you to hold a wedding concert for me…”
Zhou Zitong blinked his eyes and said while making calculations.
"What else?"
Lin Xiaowen was a little crazy. This woman really dared to think about it! This condition is ridiculous. Even Qin Shihuang's daughter was not so solemn when marrying his daughter, okay?
Zhou Zitong thought for a moment, then his eyes lit up, and he said: "Also, this concert must invite big-name stars, such as Andy Lau, Aaron Kwok, Ren Xianqi, Jolin Tsai, Nicholas Tse, Michael Jackson..."
"Wait a minute, Michael Jackson is dead, okay?"
"This! Then don't let him go, let's change it to Britney Spears! And Ayumi Hamasaki from the Japanese country... As for the star of the group, just invite that F4, Mayday, she, okay, that's it for the time being.
More, I will bring it up to you when I think of other things."
Zhou Zitong pursed his lips and said.
Lin Xiaowen listened, smiled and nodded, then stood up, looked at Zhou Zitong, and said: "Zhou Zitong, you are suffering from wishful thinking. You are such a broken shoe... I am not worthy of mentioning this.
Request! Do you think your pussy is made of gold! I won’t marry your sister, so let me go... you should find a mature man who looks like Andy Lau and marry her!"
After saying that, Lin Xiaowen slipped out of the private room without hesitation.
Hearing what Lin Xiaowen said, when Zhou Zitong came to his senses, Lin Xiaowen had long disappeared.
She stood up, put her hands on her hips, pointed at the door, and cursed: "Fuck you, Ren Biao, this girl is willing to marry you, it is the blessing you have earned in ten lifetimes, you are still so arrogant! This is
I don’t even have the sincerity to marry a wife, but I still want to marry this girl, bah... bah bah bah bah bah... By the way, if you think it’s too expensive, we can discuss it... you come back..."
Lin Xiaowen escaped from the lounge bar, took a deep breath of the air outside, and found that the world was still beautiful.
In fact, the request made by Zhou Zitong just now was not very high. It could be successfully accomplished by spending 300 million, and 300 million was not impossible for Lin Xiaowen.
If it were used to marry other women, such as Tang Xiaoyi, Xiao Ruoling, and Xu Ruojiao, he would be willing to spend it even if it was three billion, not to mention three hundred million.
But if the target is Zhou Zitong, even if it is three thousand yuan, let alone three hundred million, Lin Xiaowen feels that it is too expensive. What's more, if that kind of woman takes the initiative to commit herself to him, Lin Xiaowen has no interest in doing it.
Seeing Lin Xiaowen coming out, Ren Biao hurriedly came up to greet him and asked: "Teacher Lin, how are you? Did you refuse?"
Lin Xiaowen nodded and said: "I refuse, I refuse hard. That woman is not suitable to be a wife! Let's go!"
"Ren Biao, Ren Biao, you bastard, stop right here..."
Zhou Zitong chased him out of the lounge bar.
Seeing this, Lin Xiaowen quickly quickened his pace and said to Ren Biao: "Let's go, let's go quickly, that woman is a madman, we can't afford to offend her, but we can afford to hide."
Ren Biao glanced back and was immediately shocked. He didn't expect that the blind date at home was a woman in her thirties. If he really married such a woman, he might as well run away from home.
After getting into Ren Biao's car, Ren Biao hit the accelerator and quickly got out of the way, leaving only Zhou Zitong standing on the side of the road. She looked at Lin Xiaowen who was escaping, her eyes were slightly red, and she pursed her lips, "Ren Biao
, I have to rely on you, let you become the man under my skirt, and then sing your conquest obediently for me."
"Ren Biao. I learned from that woman's mouth that your blind date this time is a marriage between your families. I'm afraid it won't help if I refuse on your behalf! I'm afraid that letting you meet this time is just to get to know each other. No matter what
Whether you like each other or not, under the pressure of the family, you have to obediently go to the church to get married."
In the car, Lin Xiaowen looked at Ren Biao and said.
"No, I will never agree to it even if I die." Ren Biao gritted his teeth.
"Hey... I don't understand the internal affairs of your big families." Lin Xiaowen shrugged, saying that he couldn't help.
Next, Ren Biao drove Lin Xiaowen back home, and then drove back to school.
After returning home, Lin Xiaowen lay on the bed, recalling today's blind date, and couldn't help laughing. I have to say that the woman named Zhou Zitong was really weird. She regarded being slept with by many men as an honor.
They also put forward such high standards for marriage.
This world is very wonderful. The forest is really big and there are all kinds of birds.
Lin Xiaowen fell into a deep sleep in happiness.
A night of silence.
The next day, Lin Xiaowen woke up from a startled dream.
That night, he dreamed of the Lin family's ancient tomb again. He dreamed that the giant dragon at the entrance of the ancient tomb suddenly opened its eyes and soared into the sky for nine days. An invisible pressure made him breathless, and then another
After dreaming about the tombstone, something seemed to be calling me.
The whole dream gave him a series of thrills, and when he woke up, he was covered in sweat.
call!
Another ancient tomb!
Chapter completed!