【003】People have three urgencies
Zhong Kui's words frightened his father again. It was said that this water girl had an unknown story for him. She was forced to marry because she was favored by the local rich. She knocked on his wooden door in the middle of the night, and at that time, he had just When he was an apprentice, he swore to his ancestors when he entered the apprenticeship that he would never have sex with women when he entered the industry, and he would never have an affair with his children. So he hardened his heart and did not open the door to Shui Niang, not knowing that she was a fierce woman. , in desperation, he committed suicide by diving into the water.
Logically speaking, Zhong Kui is a young boy who has never been exposed to the adults and children in the village. He should not know about the water girl...
Zhong Kui saw that his father didn't scold him anymore, nor did he make a sound, with an old face like a bitter gourd. His old eyebrows were almost wrinkled together, so he increased the strength in his hands and kneaded his father's cheeks more diligently. scapular.
Zhong Mingfa enjoyed the comfort of the sore shoulder blade being beaten gently but not hard, but he was thinking about Shui Niang in his heart. Seeing that it was already getting late, he said to Zhong Kui: "Okay, do whatever you have to do. Your dad My bones are still strong, so I don't need you to mess around with me."
"Hey, daddy, I want to poop." Zhong Kui responded and said with a smile.
"Go~go." Dad wanted him to leave, so he waved his hand and said.
Zhong Mingfa got up lazily and was going to straighten the fence. He wanted to wait until the next market to buy a pig and feed it. In this way, he could find something to do for Zhong Kui and let him carry a bamboo basket. Go kill hogweed. As long as you have something to do, this kid won't lose his temper.
The twelve-year-old Zhong Kui is considered to be fourteen or fifteen years old by the villagers. Compared with his peers, he is much taller. His speech and behavior are also surprising at times. Sometimes he looks like a naughty boy who has no sense of the world. He will be like an adult again. He is always confused from time to time. Take what happened yesterday as an example. If the adult hadn't seen it, maybe this child would have gone with Shui Niang. Alas! Shui Niang, it's all due to me, Zhong Mingfa. Yours. Don't make it difficult for your child. If you harm him, it will be equivalent to killing me.
Zhong Mingfa thought about it, picked up a machete, and went to his bamboo forest to cut down a bamboo to make a fence. He remembered in his mind that the fence was used to confine piglets.
Zhong Kui picked up his trousers and ran to the latrine, but he ran back in the blink of an eye. The wooden boxes in the latrine were filled with films cut from moso bamboo, and his father used that thing to shave his buttocks. Thinking about it made him feel shabby and prickly.
I didn't think so when I was a child, but if Jin Zhongkui grows up, he won't be willing to use a moso bamboo blade to shave his buttocks, and will have to find a more comfortable thing to complete the pooping process.
The kid held up his trousers with one hand and punched his nose hard with the other. His eyes moved wildly, and finally he focused on the portrait hanging in the main room. I wonder if he would hit the mark by wiping his butt with this thing? Zhong Kui looked at the portrait and got closer step by step. …
Zhong Mingfa finished the fence and came in from the outside. As soon as he stepped into the main room, he felt that something was wrong. The highlight of what was wrong was the portrait. When did the portrait break, especially when the lower right corner was bitten by something or something? A big chunk of the ground is missing.
Seeing this scene, Zhong Mingfa was so frightened that he quickly picked up a stick of incense, kowtowed and kept praying: "Oh, my ancestors! Who is responsible for this? Look at what happened to you."
When Zhong Kui came back from defecating, he saw his father bowing to him again, and he was confessing something.
"Dad, what are you doing?"
Zhong Mingfa didn't say anything. He grabbed Zhong Kui and bowed to the ground with him. He said to himself: "My child, look at who did this and tore up the ancestors of our family."
"Dad, I tore off a piece to wipe my butt." Zhong Kui put his butt on his lap, supported the ground with his little hands, and looked at his father without blinking.
Zhong Mingfa was so shocked by Zhong Kui's words that he opened his mouth wide. He looked at the portrait, then at the child...
A 'slap' hit Zhong Kui's face with a hot slap without any warning. "Dad, I didn't provoke you! Why did you hit me?"
"You bastard, this is what you are playing for. This is the portrait of our ancestors. Do you want to make me angry to death?" This is really fatal! Zhong Mingfa's heart trembled. His ancestors are like this.
The portrait has been hanging in this main room since his father was alive. He burns three sticks of incense every day to worship it. He didn't dare to miss it even a little bit. He didn't expect it to be torn up by a dime kid, which is amazing!
Zhong Ming is so angry! It can be described as being angry at a bullfight. The child cannot be held responsible. I don't know if it will bring bad luck if the portrait is torn up.
Seeing his father's angry face becoming very gloomy, Zhong Kui understood that he had caused trouble. He shifted his body uneasily. He tried hard to search his father's favorite words in his mind to comfort him, or even to comfort him.
Excuse yourself from your mistakes.
"Hey~ Dad, don't people have three urgent needs? You think pooping is one of the first urgent needs, so..."
Zhong Mingfa was still angry. He turned around and looked at the five dazzling red fingerprints on Zhong Kui's face. He couldn't help but burst into tears and cried: "What a sin! Why did I pick up such a treasure like you..."
Zhong Kui watched his father's nose and tears streaming down his face, and at the same time listened carefully to his father's crying words.
Zhong Mingfa, who was crying, suddenly stopped crying and glanced at Zhong Kuina's weird eyes. He cursed in his heart: Damn, you should be beaten, you should be beaten, you almost exposed the truth.
Looking at the child's glass bead-like eyes, Zhong Mingfa felt guilty for the first time, fearing that the child would ask for the truth. He concealed a wry smile, stretched out his rough hand and gently touched Zhong Kui's hot face, and gradually
Get up and pull him up.
"Dad will go to the market next time to buy toilet paper. You must not take advantage of our ancestors again in the future."
"Oh!" I don't know whether it was Zhong Mingfa's crying words just now that made Zhong Kui unhappy, or whether the slap was really hard and the child looked a little unhappy.
Zhong Kui didn't cry. The right side of his face felt as hot as an inch higher than the left side, which made him very uncomfortable.
After this incident happened, Zhong Mingfa wanted to go to someone to talk to him about what was on his mind. That person was equally important to the ancestor who hung it in the hall. But after he found Zhong Kui, the number of visits became much less.
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After dusk, Zhong Mingfa bought a pound of sugar at the consignment point at the end of the village, wrapped it in pitted soft paper, and hurried to the east end of the village. There were not many homes in the east end of the village, and there were only a few sparse families.
Zhong Mingfa knocked on a rickety wooden door, and a sour herbal smell immediately wafted into the room.
Putting down the sugar, Zhong Mingfa looked at the man and greeted him respectfully: "Master, how is your health?"
"Alas!" A hoarse old man sighed, and then said: "It's useless, so we can only wait for Hei Bai to come and pick up the soul."
"Master, don't say that, your old body is still strong!"
"Tell me! What do you want to see me for today?"
Zhong Mingfa was slightly startled when he heard the master's question. He said that the old master's eye disease has caused him to be blind for many years. It is really good to have a clear eye and a bright heart, otherwise the master would go straight to the topic as soon as he walked in. Blindness is a good thing for him.
Chapter completed!