Chapter 247: Three? That's so fucking fantasy(1/4)
Xiao Bingbing left, Shi Tou and Ouyang had another conversation before returning to the room.
Hu Xiaomeng had woken up and was about to eat her last bite of rice. When she saw Shi Tou coming in, she waved to him, "Why are you so slow? I'm so hungry, so I'll eat first!"
Shi Tou looked at his wife with satisfaction. He came to her side and kissed her face without any concern. Then, seeing that there was a grain of rice beside her mouth, he stuck out his tongue and ate it directly into his mouth!
"Puff, don't lick my face like a puppy..."
"Well, the food on your face smells so good!"
Shi Tou directly stole the fragrance and even replaced her in her arms.
Although Hu Xiaomeng was coquettish on her face, she was actually very beautiful in her heart.
Being spoiled by the stone, I feel that my temper is getting very fast recently!
In fact, Shi Tou has Shi Tou's plans. His own woman must be spoiled by lawlessness and make other men unable to stand it, so that no one will rob him of him!
Anmei served Shi Tou's rice and stepped back with a smile on her face. The county lord and the general are really a perfect match.
Such a honest man, who is usually taciturn, can be so presumptuous in front of the county lord! Besides, the county lord is definitely serious in front of others, but only in front of the general will he show his coquettish side.
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At night, Hu Xiaomeng woke up by hunger. As soon as she moved, Shi Tou naturally woke up, "What's wrong?"
Shi Tou's voice was hoarse. Hu Xiaomeng wanted to say she was hungry, but looking at his obviously thin cheeks, she suddenly felt distressed. She reached out to touch his face and said with tears in her eyes, "Shi Tou, you have lost a lot!"
Shi Tou was stunned, looking at the tears in her wife's eyes, she was a little cautious.
He heard An Mei say that pregnant women generally have a lot of moods. I don’t know if his wife is at this stage now, so she held her hand and said, “Yeah, I’ve lost weight, but I looked in the mirror these two days and suddenly I found that I looked good again. Don’t you think my face is very attractive after losing weight?”
"Puff!" As a result, Hu Xiaomeng suddenly laughed and patted his face, "Yeah, it's really attractive. I want to get up and go and make it easier..."
"I'll accompany you..." Shi Tou became busy, Hu Xiaomeng stepped down and patted his hand, "I'm just making it easier, you'll lie on the *..."
In fact, Hu Xiaomeng felt sorry for him. The conditions at the border were extremely hard, and Shi Tou was so anxious to capture the ten cities. She understood that she was eager to return to Beijing. Fortunately, the wedding was held before the child was born.
After the convenience, I returned to the tent and flipped out some food.
Every day, Anmei would make some snacks for her. In the past few days, because she was extremely willing to eat chili raw, she steamed buns for her and placed them on the stove in the account to heat them. When she wanted to eat at night, she could pick them up and eat them, but it was still hot.
So Hu Xiaomeng looked at the red pepper and swallowed, but in the end she couldn't stop it and ate two!
call--!
Spicy and enjoyable!
Looking at the hot steamed buns, Hu Xiaomeng suddenly wanted to eat fried steamed bun slices. While she was struggling to steal some oil, Shi Tou came to her.
"Hungry?" Shitou hugged her from behind.
"Yes, I suddenly want to eat fried steamed buns. I was wondering if I want to get some oil..."
"Wait, I'll do it for you..."
"I'll accompany you!"
"It's windy outside, I'll be back soon. Go and wait for me, huh?" Shi Tou's warm red lips pressed against her delicate neck.
Hu Xiaomeng shrank and nodded.
Shi Tou laughed softly and put on her clothes, but turned around and left the account.
Hu Xiaomeng sat next to the stove, but her eyes were placed on the remaining three red peppers. Finally, she couldn't help it. She ate it in her stomach. She was so spicy that she felt hot all over, but she felt comfortable all over!
Shi Tou came back quickly, picked up a jar of oil and brought a pack of potatoes!
Hu Xiaomeng hurriedly stepped forward and hugged him and kissed him.
Then Shi Tou naturally stuck out his tongue to respond to her.
But the next second, the stone opened its eyes wide, so spicy!
It turned out that he wanted to kiss him well. Although he couldn't put the little stone in Xiao Mengmeng, at least it was OK to quench his thirst, especially during the long night in the middle of the night, he stuck out his tongue and just hooked it for a moment, and his mind was not good!
Seeing his wife leaving happily holding the oil jar, he felt that her face was getting hotter and hotter, and her breathing became less and less smooth, and she couldn't say a word...and then - "dong"!
The stone fell down straight, and his head hit the ground hard. He opened his big eyes and mouth, but there was no sound!
As soon as Hu Xiaomeng poured the oil into the pot on the stove, he heard a big sound and turned the stone and poured it on.
My heart jumped violently and hurriedly ran over, "Stone..."
Shi Tou's eyes were turning and his face was red. Hu Xiaomeng hurriedly took water for him. After drinking the cold water for a while, Shi Tou finally calmed down. Looking at his wife, he immediately smiled bitterly.
But Hu Xiaomeng patted herself in great anger. She had just eaten red peppers and had not rinsed her mouth...
And stones cannot be spicy...
"Wife, if I die in this life, I will die in your mouth!"
Shi Tou finally could speak, but he still felt his mouth full of burning.
The two stood up, looked at each other, and laughed together with "punch"!
"Is there anything wrong with your head?"
Hu Xiaomeng reached out and touched it, and got a big bag!
Shitou is allergic to chili peppers, but he is not a little bit too young. He basically faints. He can't recover until the peppers are over, unless he drinks some ice water immediately. So over the years, Shitou has never touched this thing!
Hu Xiaomeng didn't touch her, but because she was pregnant, she changed all her eating habits!
Shi Tou shook his head and then frowned. Why did he smell so much burnt?
The two of them moved their noses, and the stone almost threw the pot that fell on the stove to the ground in the blink of an eye.
Hu Xiaomeng curled her lips. This memory has declined severely recently!
She poured the oil into the pan and heard the sound of the stone falling down, so she forgot to take the pan down.
After such a struggle, Hu Xiaomeng didn't want to eat the steamed bun slices. Shitou was afraid that she would feel uncomfortable, so he cut the potatoes and put them on the iron lid of the stove to bake.
"Wife, wife, come on, it's almost baked, it smells so good..."
As a result, Hu Xiaomeng and Shi Tou baked potatoes and ate them, so naturally they lost their sleepiness!
After eating, the two sat on the * and chatted. Shitou told Hu Xiaomeng that Xiao Bingbing had left. Hu Xiaomeng was not surprised. Only a smart woman would not do such thankless, disgusting and annoying things!
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Time passed quickly, and in a blink of an eye another month passed, and snowflakes were already falling from the west gate.
The Ming Dynasty and Tubo once again reached a rest agreement, so the army was about to set off and return to Beijing!
Anmei was packing her things when she saw Hu Xiaomeng sleeping like a pig and walked out of the account.
Looking at Hu Xiaomeng, whose belly is getting bigger and bigger, Anmei thought, should she tell the county lord?
"Anmei, come and measure it for me. Why do I feel that my belly grows so fast?"
Hu Xiaomeng called An Mei in. These days, she felt that her stomach seemed to be blowing.
Anmei knows that she is pretty and cares about her figure. She has begun to control her diet at present. She eats very little food every time, but is it the same to get pregnant with a baby as a few babies?
Anmei still took the cloth strip around her belly, and then cut the grown ones. Hu Xiaomeng took out the cloth strip last month. After two comparisons, Hu Xiaomeng was stunned.
She visually estimated that the difference between the two strips was at least ten centimeters!
In one month, her waist was ten centimeters thicker... Mom, if she waited until she was born, what would her waist look like?
"An Mei, when you measured it just now, did this cloth strip pleated..." Hu Xiaomeng said with a trembling voice with a hint of fantasy.
An Mei tied the package and pulled Hu Xiaomeng to sit down, "Minister, are you afraid that the baby will look bad after giving birth, so you have eaten very little in the past few days..."
Hu Xiaomeng curled her lips as accusation, "But look, I eat less, and my waist has grown so much. You said that if I eat more, after giving birth to a baby, my waist will not be a pickle jar..."
An Mei burst out laughing and whispered softly to her. Hu Xiaomeng stared at her eyes widened and stood there. Her hands were unconsciously putting them on her stomach. Are she a pig?
Three?
Haha, haha... It's so fantasy!
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Until the third day after the army set off and moved back to the court, Shi Tou couldn't help but jump into the carriage. His wife had been in a trance for three days and didn't know what was wrong.
"daughter in law……"
Hu Xiaomeng just put her hands on her lower abdomen, her mind was full of imagination. Sometimes three children were fighting, sometimes three children were so obedient, sometimes three children grew up, married a wife, and there were a lot of problems with mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. Sometimes three little kids were screaming, climbing up on her body and grabbing her breasts...
"ah--!"
"Bang"! Hu Xiaomeng seemed to be crazy and slapped on Shi Tou's shoulder, and his fingernails slid across his neck, causing blood.
"Wife...what happened?" Shi Tou hurriedly took Hu Xiaomeng in his arms and comforted him, "Who scared you so much? Tell me, I'll cut him to death!"
"Die man, are you a pig? You have planted so many of them at once. You deserve to be a pig. Don't pull me and don't be a pig together..."
"..." Shi Tou was speechless. What did this mean? It was inconsistent with the preface!
In fact, there was nothing noticeable about the interweaving of carriages in the army, but Hu Xiaomeng's sudden scream scared the soldiers around him.
Ouyang and the third prince were walking in front, but they were not far from the car, so they could naturally hear it.
To be continued...