Have you brought toilet paper?
"Look at what flowers are growing in other courtyards. With the name Chun Ya, you can tell at a glance that there are only women in the building. Our Qixiang Pavilion is different. Look at the fragrance. The flowers and plants are all very fragrant..."
Chun Yao was still talking nonchalantly on the side, without even noticing Su Zijin's little face that was already the color of pig liver.
I just came to Beiyin, and I seem a little acclimated...
"Where is the toilet?" Su Zijin interrupted Chun Yao's rhetoric in an inelegant manner, with unbearable sadness in his voice.
"Go out and turn left." Chun Yao couldn't react. He was a gentle and elegant young man just now. Why is he talking about "toilet" now? Alas, people have three urgent needs. She forgives her. If this young man is still interested in her
, she wouldn’t mind his indecent behavior just now.
It's a pity that Su Zijin didn't know Chun Yao's inner confession, otherwise, he would have resisted the urge to have diarrhea and went to the toilet to vomit first.
I rushed to the hut, only to find a man waiting outside for a long time.
But when he saw the man in red, he was dazzling. He turned his head slightly, and the fluidity in his eyes made Su Zijin look askance: Some people are really amazing when they are born.
The people in the toilet came out, and Su Zijin also woke up from his nymphomaniac, secretly cursing his own uselessness: What kind of nymphomaniac are you doing at this time! The task now is to go to the latrine, okay, and capture the beauty... Hehe... Yes...
Naturally, it’s a side mission
A flying kick swept towards the man in red, and while he was dodging, Su Zijin stepped forward and occupied the pit, smiling victoriously at the man.
"You!" an extremely angry voice burst out, making Su Zijin slightly stunned: It's a pity that such a stunningly beautiful man has such a bad temper.
"I can't help it. I have three urgent needs. I really can't hold it in anymore. Please forgive me, brother!" Su Zijin's words were emotional and emotional, but it was a pity that they were a little less so when paired with the "Suzhou-style exclusive whistle".
Provocative meaning.
The man in red clenched his teeth, obviously trying his best to endure it. He really seemed to have kicked this fake man into the latrine.
"Dear, did you bring toilet paper?" Su Zijin stood up and left in such a hurry that he forgot to ask for toilet paper from Chun.
However, it’s not bad to look at beautiful men in the half-length toilet like this. Isn’t there a saying that goes, “There is a swing in the wall and a path outside the wall. Pedestrians outside the wall, and beautiful women in the wall smile.” Well, this fits the mood of the moment!
Su Zijin immediately became inspired by poetry and chanted casually, "There is a beautiful man outside the restroom. In the restroom, please ask: Dear, did you bring toilet paper?"
The veins on the forehead of the handsome man in red twitched a few times, and you could vaguely see the twitching nerves in the corners of his mouth, "------I don't------bring------!"
"Dear, don't be so stingy. It's just straw paper. I'll give you ten or twenty pieces from now on!" Su Zijin flattened his mouth. He had to find a decent reason for being stingy. He thought she was three years old.
Child.
"I really didn't bring her with me!" This woman, if he doesn't cut her into pieces, he won't be able to sleep well tonight!
"No? Do you wipe it with your pants or with your hands?" She must be forced to say such indecent words...
The face of the handsome man in red turned red obviously. After so many years of romance, this was the first time she met... such a straightforward woman.
Chapter completed!