Chapter 001 Less than Three Seconds
"It's midsummer at the foot of the mountain and spring on the top of the mountain, and autumn is brilliant at the foot of the mountain and ice on the top of the mountain. You can't see enough red, orange, yellow and green, and it's most difficult to distinguish between spring, summer, autumn and winter." This is a true portrayal of the climate of the Shennongjia forest area. The unique geographical environment and three-dimensional microclimate make Shennongjia a hot spot for plant species in the north and south of China.
A transition zone and a crossroads where many animals thrive.
Precisely because of the mystery of Shennongjia, it is not surprising that there are savages there, so the news network frequently broadcasts news related to savages in the Shennongjia area.
Since even savages can still appear, it is common for some legendary masters to be hidden.
"Old man, what bad things are you doing again..." The airtight weeds parted on both sides, making a soft sound, and a head with messy hair popped out. It was a boy of thirteen or fourteen years old, with dark skin.
He has a slim figure and a pair of bright eyes with a cunning light. Looking from side to side, this kid's face and mouth don't look like a serious person at all.
"No, no, no, no... I'm peeing... Don't take it wrong, kid..." This was an old man in his seventies with white hair and beard. After tightening his belt, he turned around and scanned it.
One look at that boy and he smiled.
The boy rolled his eyes at the old man and said in an old-fashioned way: "Just masturbate! Why are you embarrassed to admit it? In this deep mountain and forest, even if you admit it, only I know. Why do you do it secretly behind my back every time?"
Already..."
The old man rolled his eyes. There was really nothing he could do to this apprentice. He taught him a peerless martial arts. As a result, this little guy didn't even know how to call his master. The old man always had a short head all day long and kept exposing his shortcomings when nothing happened.
It's really depressing.
"I didn't." The old man blew his beard, his heart changed, and he refused to admit it. Anyway, his pants were tightened now, so he was not afraid of anything.
"Okay, okay! Forget it if you don't admit it. For a native like you who doesn't even know what a car is, I'm too lazy to argue with you... Hey, old man... Actually, I just want to talk to you about something serious today." Then.
The boy closed his eyes and moved his hands. This experienced movement did not seem to match his age at all.
"Are you going to do something serious?" the old man asked curiously. This apprentice has really never been serious before, so in the old man's mind, this kid is probably trying to play a trick on himself again. You have to be vigilant and don't be fooled.
"Yes, I'm leaving. No one will expose you when you masturbate." The boy said with a solemn expression.
"You want to leave here? What are you going to do?" Hearing his apprentice's serious tone, the old man suddenly felt a little sour in his heart.
"You must go to the colorful world outside to liven up your life. Can't you spend your whole life in this place where birds don't shit, watching you tinkering with the things below you every day?" The boy said angrily.
"What's so cool about the colorful world outside?" The old man blinked, and he automatically chose to ignore what the kid said next.
"Nonsense, in the colorful world outside, if nothing else, there are so many pretty girls out there, so why do you need to fiddle with yourself like you do? Hehe, of course I'm going to pick up girls! Pick up all kinds of girls! Isn't picking up girls cool enough?
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"Then take me with you? I also want to try picking up girls and have a cool time." The old man's eyes were shining.
"Every time I see you, it's over within three seconds. I take you to embarrass me... With your level, what kind of girl can you pick up?"
"Hey...don't go...you're only three seconds away...your bird feathers haven't even grown yet, how can you pick up girls...it's against the law for me to pick up girls underage...Xiao Shaolong, you little
Bastard, you should wait for me... How could you bear to leave the master alone and run away first, I want to go too..."
Chapter completed!