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Chapter 208 [Three Thousand Words]

Chapter 208: Don’t believe it

Seeing Xiao Shaolong surrounded by so many hot-bodied car models and beauties for phone numbers, Ye Fei felt envious and jealous!

"Uh..." Hearing this, Xiao Shaolong was speechless for a while and then said, "Well! Take you to watch me pick up girls? In that case, I won't take you there. It's a hindrance. If you take a secret photo and then get it online to spread it, grandma, I'll lose a lot. I'm not Brother Guan Xi, what kind of sex do you like to play //// Photo /// Door."

After saying this, Ye Fei was stunned and said, "Shaolong, don't think I'm so dirty, okay? I just want to follow you to pick up a girl and make a girl. To be honest, I used to train and do tasks, and almost all women will become numb. I never know what a woman feels like. Last time I went to a nightclub with you, haha, it turned out that I was touching with a beautiful woman, and that feeling was simply...tsk tsk...just..."

"What's that?" Xiao Shaolong asked angrily, but when he heard Ye Fei say this, he was also secretly amused. This guy is such a thirty-year-old man, and he is still thinking about women.

"It's so cool." Ye Fei thought for a while, and couldn't find any gorgeous and ecstatic adjectives like Soul Flying Out to describe it, so he picked up the words Xiao Shaolong likes to describe it. Don't mention it, if you describe it like this, it really has a somewhat appropriate taste.

"You're so happy." Xiao Shaolong held back his smile and said with a stern face: "You won't tell me that you are the same as me, are you still a part of me?"

Ye Fei blinked his eyes and said, "Yes! Is it strange that a thirty-three-year-old virgin?"

"Tsk! Don't lie to me, how dare you say you haven't taken a plane?" Xiao Shaolong's mouth curled up slightly, it was a slight evil smell.

"This..." Ye Fei was speechless.

"Since you have been on the plane, you are still a virgin of birds. It's the first time you died at your hands. Alas, it's such a tragedy!" Xiao Shaolong laughed. He laughed happily, and his mood was very depressed. It was rare to find Ye Fei's happiness once, so he wouldn't let it go. Besides, this is why Xiao Shaolong joked like this. Otherwise, if he wanted to see the evil side of Xiao Shaolong, ordinary people wouldn't see it, and he would only see Xiao Shaolong's coldness and bloodthirstyness.

"Uh..." Ye Fei covered his face with his hands, and for a moment he felt a little urge to jump off the building. This man is so arrogant that he has never been a woman. When he said it, it really feels a bit sad and sad.

"By the way, I don't believe you," Ye Fei suddenly moved his hand away, looked at Xiao Shaolong with a look of your death, and said.

"Why? Do you know how to verify the place, male? Women have sex, female simosis, men don't have sex, Besides, I'm really like it, like a fake one." Xiao Shaolong said with a smile.

Xiao Shaolong's car was very slow. Although he was driving a cool sports car, he didn't dare to drive too fast. Driving such a good-performance car would slow down the speed. For a driving expert like Xiao Shaolong, it was undoubtedly a torture. Therefore, he chose to talk to Ye Fei about boring topics to divert his attention, so he would not accidentally hang six gears, step on the accelerator, and then the traffic police followed in a bunch of ways.

This is not the scene Xiao Shaolong wants to see.

"Damn, how dare you say you have never taken a plane?" Ye Fei said angrily. Xiao Shaolong said that just now, and now Ye Fei treats him with his own way. Let's see how this kid is defeated.

Ye Fei was really expecting that Xiao Shaolong was defeated. After all, this kid is better than himself in everything, so he is not going to take off his pants to compare whose gun is bigger.

As for who has a bigger gun, Ye Fei doesn’t want to compare, so there is no need to keep a little mystery! Otherwise, if he loses even the gun, it will be an extremely inferiority and tragedy.

As long as there is no comparison, there is room for imagination, which is the two letters "yy" that are commonly said on the Internet now.

Xiao Shaolong smiled and said, "I just saw someone beat him." At this point, he remembered the old man. In the deep mountains, the old man did this.

"I haven't fought, really." Xiao Shaolong added.

"Tsk! Just brag! You guy has never been on a woman or even hit a plane. I don't believe it, don't believe it, don't believe it, don't believe it, don't believe it." Ye Fei quickly shook his head like a rocking drum.

"Unless you are incompetent," Ye Fei added.

"Tsk, don't believe it." Xiao Shaolong glanced at Ye Fei and said, "You are incompetent! I'm very firm, okay?"

To be honest, Xiao Shaolong has never played the legendary plane. The planes used to play video games are almost the same, but he actually wants to do something like masturbation by himself, after all, that is a very pleasant thing.

An experienced senior once told us that sometimes masturbating by yourself is more enjoyable than actually getting a woman!

The reason why Xiao Shaolong did not fight was related to the Qigong technique he practiced. He had to tighten the essence level, otherwise he would have an effect after practicing.

You should know that in the inheritance of Chinese martial arts, there is a saying that practices Qi to transform into emptiness, refine essence to return to spirit, and refine spirit to return to emptiness.

Essence refers to the origin of a person, that is, to say that there is a boy's skill, internal kung fu cultivation requires the purest essence to practice, otherwise it is simply a nonsense to cultivate profound internal energy.

Of course, Xiao Shaolong now has reached a level that most people can reach in his kung fu attainment, whether it is internal or external skills. Whether he is aware of the essence or not, it is no longer important for him. He can get married at any time and does things at any time without affecting his cultivation.

However, the habit he developed since childhood made it impossible for him to tinker with it himself.

Every time I reach out and touch the hard thing, I will withdraw my hand and I can't start anyway.

However, there is no need for him to tell Ye Feiming about this matter, whether he believes it or not, he has never tried it anyway.

"It's firm, I haven't even had a plane. Haha, just make a quibble!" Ye Fei determined that Xiao Shaolong had done that kind of thing more than once. "Anyway, everyone is a man, and even if he admits it, there is nothing strange. I believe that almost all men in the world have taken planes as long as they are not that thing, which is not a shame."

"Oh, you're still trendy." Xiao Shaolong said with a smile.

"Okay, okay, let alone this. Next time I go and call me a girl. If I have good luck, I can meet someone who likes me, that would be great! Everyone is brothers. Isn't it unkind to treat my sister alone?" Ye Fei patted Xiao Shaolong's broad shoulders with a smug expression.

"Also, let me perform my driving skills next time. Unexpectedly, if I perform my driving skills, I will attract the attention of the girl. Haha, this is a good way to make a girl!" Ye Fei smiled and said, "If I hadn't followed you, these experiences would have never been accumulated in my life."

The following sentence is quite pertinent.

"If no one likes you, wouldn't you be so inferior?" Xiao Shaolong shook his head, "Your driving skills are not good. If the car doesn't drive well, I will smash my Lamborghini, and you will lose a lot."

"Uh..." Ye Fei heard this and had a black line on his head. After a while, he said, "What are you afraid of? You still have more than 20 million yuan, so buy another one." As he said that, he put the bank card in his hand and took a picture. It was a deposit of more than 20 million yuan! Grandma's, holding it in his hand, he felt that the card had a heavy and thick feeling.

"Buy a fart." Xiao Shaolong suddenly let out a hand, quickly grabbed Ye Fei's hand, took the bank card, and put it in his pocket, "This is my money, you think beautifully!"

"Uh..." Ye Fei's head was covered with black lines again. When did this kid become so domineering?

"Okay! Don't look at me like that. Just bring you with me when I'm picking up girls. If you can do it then, that's your business." Xiao Shaolong said with a smile.

"Hahaha, that's right!" Ye Fei was happy now, and he whipped hard and tugged for a long time. This was the result he wanted.

"Then let's continue to go back to me now?" After laughing, Ye Fei changed the topic.

"Of course, I don't dare to go to Sister Gao now, so as not to drag them down again. Now we are mostly targeted by the Qing Gang. Once we go to their place, we will expose Sister Gao and Sister Tongtong. At that time, it will only make me busier and busier, and Gu is not anywhere." Xiao Shaolong nodded and said, "So go to your place. Isn't they going to solve them when they find us? You said yes! Brother Fei."

Xiao Shaolong bites the last two words very hard.

"Of course, if they come, they will go back with their hands and feet. If it really doesn't work, they will be destroyed." At this point, Ye Fei's mouth curled up with a hint of ruthlessness.

When the car drove back to the ordinary community where Ye Fei lived, it immediately attracted a group of young men and women from the community to watch.

"Wow! This is Lamborghini!"

"Yes! So beautiful..."

"I don't know how much I bought it. There are such cars in our community. It's really a face for our community!"

"Yes, when you go out in the future, you will say that there is a Lamborghini in our community, that will definitely be a shameful thing."

"When I go and check the car, how much it costs, it's so handsome..."

"No need to check it. Yesterday I read the announcement of the exhibition. It seems that it is more than 15 million...it is still 16 million. I don't remember it very much. Anyway, the lowest is not less than 15 million."

"God... I sold all my family, and I couldn't get such a car..."
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