153 Mommy, you are so stupid
153 Mommy, you are so shameless
The fifth daddy was Lin Shaozhe, a sniper in Ghost Knight. Seeing that this little guy was interested in sniping, he immediately taught him a few words. Unexpectedly, he remembered them right away.
Du Xiaochan felt ashamed after hearing Lu Xiaobu's words. She really didn't understand these principles, mostly because she didn't like sniping.
"Fifth Daddy also said that if you want to be an excellent sniper, you must not only do this, but also be calm. Once you aim at the target, when you have not captured the target, no matter what you do,
You can’t be distracted by whatever happens around you.”
Lu Xiaobu spoke eloquently. Du Xiaochan found the flaw in Lu Xiaobu's words and retorted happily, "Lu Xiaobu, you were distracted just now, so you didn't win either."
"I wasn't distracted." Lu Xiaobu pouted, absolutely refusing to admit that he was distracted.
"How could you have seen me wiping my eyes if you weren't distracted?" Du Xiaochan raised her eyebrows proudly, "We are tied in this round."
"Mommy, you are so naughty, okay, I'll give you a round." After Du Xiaochan said this, Lu Xiaobu felt that he was indeed distracted just now. Otherwise, how could he see Mommy wiping her eyes?
In fact, he still doesn't understand that he was not distracted just now, but a feeling, a natural induction of everything around him, which sometimes you don't need to see with your eyes at all.
"If you lose, you lose. What do you mean you let me do it?" Du Xiaochan deliberately cheated on Lu Xiaobu. She thought it was actually very interesting to cheat with the little guy.
"Mommy, you are so embarrassed, come again." Lu Xiaobu raised his little hand and put it on his face to shame Du Xiaochan.
"Come here, you brat. If you think I'm afraid of you, what's the difference this time?" Du Xiaochan saw Lu Xiaobu embarrass her, she also raised her hand and pinched Lu Xiaobu's plump little face gently.
one time.
"Mommy, how many times have I told you not to pinch my face? What will I do if it makes me look ugly?" Lu Xiaobu rubbed the smiling face that Du Xiaochan pinched unhappily and looked at Du Xiaochan angrily.
Du Xiaochan was amused by the little guy's angry face. She finally understood why Lu Zirui called her Pig Head, and said that Pig Head was cute.
Looking at the little guy's face, it really looks like that pig head piggy bank. It's so cute. What should I do if she wants to pinch it again?
After thinking about it, Du Xiaochan squatted down, held Lu Xiaobu in his arms, and squeezed Lu Xiaobu's face hard.
"Ouch...Mommy, it hurts so much. I won't play with you anymore. Uncle Mihan, save me!" Lu Xiaobu shouted in Du Xiaochan's arms.
When Meehan saw this pair of live treasures, he didn't even move his feet, he just watched them making trouble.
"Haha... your little face is really comfortable to pinch. Let's do this. I want to play differently. If you lose, you can pinch your little face for me, okay?" Du Xiaochan saw that Lu Xiaobu's face was pinched by her.
Turning red, she stopped.
"I won't play with you anymore, Mommy, you're a scumbag." Lu Xiaobu quickly escaped from Du Xiaochan's clutches.
"I won't be a scumbag this time, you have the final say."
"No, let's pull the hook. I will choose the rules of the competition. If you lose, you can ride on me as a horse." Lu Xiaobu stretched out his chubby little hand, stretched out a little finger, and touched Du Xiaochan.
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"It's up to you to choose. As long as it's not shooting, it's fine." Du Xiaochan was also very happy and hooked up with Lu Xiaobula. She didn't want an adult to lose to a child.
Compared to what?
Lu Xiaobu tilted his head and thought for a moment, ah, yes!
"Mommy, let's have a climbing competition to see who can climb faster."
Damn, this brat dares to compete with her in climbing. Is it possible that there are times when an adult can't climb a child?
"Okay, it's better to climb than to climb. Where do we start?" Du Xiaochan was full of confidence and looked askance at Lu Xiaobu, who was much younger than her.
"Over there, do you see that over there? Whoever climbs over that first will win."
Lu Xiaobu pointed to the large piece not far away, which was very low and had thorns on it. If you were not careful, you would be stabbed. Du Xiaochan did not expect that the little guy dared to compete with that. She was dumbfounded.
It's not that she doesn't dare, she is afraid that Lu Xiaobu will be hurt during the competition.
"Mommy, are you afraid? If you are afraid, just admit defeat."
Lu Xiaobu blinked his innocent eyes, but why did Du Xiaochan feel that there was a devilish aura in these innocent eyes.
This kid will definitely be a disaster when he grows up, even more harmful to the world than a donkey.
Well, in order not to hurt the child, she gave up.
"Mommy, you won't back down from the battle, will you?" Unexpectedly, Lu Xiaobu spoke first before Du Xiaochan opened her mouth.
"Xiao Bu, let's not play anymore, let's go home!" Du Xiaochan picked up Lu Xiaobu. No matter what Lu Xiaobu said, she would not be fooled.
The game is meant to be played, and if it hurts Lu Xiaobu, it would be better not to play anymore.
"Mommy, I don't want to go home, I still want to play." Lu Xiaobu was having fun, how could he want to go home?
"If you don't want to play, don't play. Go home." Du Xiaochan hugged Lu Xiaobu and walked out of the training ground.
"Mommy, you said we were not scoundrels when we pulled Gou Gou." Lu Xiaobu jumped up and down in Du Xiaochan's arms, using his hands and feet at the same time.
It's a pity that it's useless. The short-handed Lu Xiaobu can't jump in Du Xiaochan's arms.
"Sister-in-law, come here." Mihan moved at this moment, trying to take Lu Xiaobu from Du Xiaochan's hands, who was jumping up and down.
Du Xiaochan put Lu Xiaobu into Mihan's hand without any courtesy, and immediately felt much more relaxed.
Lu Xiaobu stopped making trouble in Mihan's hands and looked at Du Xiaochan with accusing eyes.
"It's not that I can't compete, it's just that it's too dangerous. What if I accidentally puncture your body, baby?" Du Xiaochan looked at Lu Xiaobu's accusing eyes and couldn't stand it anymore. She couldn't help but want to explain.
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"Humph!" Lu Xiaobu tilted his head and ignored Du Xiaochan.
"If Mommy's face is accidentally scratched and Daddy comes back and sees it, do you think Daddy blames you or me?" Du Xiaochan saw that the little guy was still unhappy, so he changed his explanation.
Lu Xiaobu lowered his head, yes, if daddy comes back and sees mommy's face scratched, he will definitely blame him.
Because he can see that Daddy likes Mommy. He has never seen Daddy treat that Mommy so well before.
Du Xiaochan smiled secretly when she saw Lu Xiaobu's expression. It turned out that this brat was afraid of Lu Zirui. Well, he finally found his weakness. If this boy disobeyed in the future, he took out Lu Zirui's Shang Fang Sword and used it.
But where is Lu Zirui now?
She really misses him. It has been five days, but why is there still no news at all?
"Mihan, I want to go out tonight." Du Xiaochan decided to go to the bar at night, maybe she could find out some news.
Chapter completed!