219 This is a Long Story
219 This matter is a long story.
Du Xiaochan was full of confidence. She couldn't help but laugh when she thought of Lu Zirui's appearance last night.
If Lu Zirui dares to disagree, she will treat him like that until he agrees.
"Xiaochan, what are you laughing at?" Seeing Du Xiaochan smiling so happily, Xia Yuzhu became curious.
"It's nothing, just wait. I guarantee Rui Shuai will agree to us." Du Xiaochan said and stood up and dusted herself off. She had been out for almost a day and it was time to go back.
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When Du Xiaochan returned home, Lu Xiaobu was sitting on the sofa, pouting unhappily and looking at Du Xiaochan with pitiful eyes.
Lu Zirui was also sitting on the other side of the sofa, looking at Du Xiaochan unhappily, with a hint of sadness in his eyes.
"Hey, what's wrong with you?" Du Xiaochan saw this scene as soon as he entered the door, and Du Xiaochan couldn't ignore it even if he wanted to.
"Mommy, I can't find you wherever you went today." Lu Xiaobu immediately told the reason why he was unhappy.
"I went to train early in the morning, what do you want from me?" Du Xiaochan smiled and sat down next to Lu Xiaobu. This kid wouldn't be unhappy about such a trivial matter.
"You take me with you every time you train, why do you have to be alone this time?" Lu Xiaobu turned his face away and pretended to ignore Du Xiaochan.
"Okay, okay, mommy was wrong. No matter where I go for training next time, I will take you with me." Du Xiaochan hugged Lu Xiaobu into her arms, raised her hand and pinched Lu Xiaobu's face, "
Come on, give Mommy a smile."
"Mommy, you have to keep your word." Lu Xiaobu immediately showed a smile, and then tugged on Du Xiaochan's clothes. Du Xiaochan lowered her head in confusion.
Just listen to Lu Xiaobu whispering into her ear, "Mommy, you are miserable. Daddy didn't see you at the training ground today, and he is very angry now."
Forehead……
Did this man go to the training ground for female soldiers?
Du Xiaochan looked towards Lu Zirui and indeed saw an angry Lu Zirui.
Du Xiaochan smiled, let go of Lu Xiaobu, and moved towards Lu Zirui.
She gently hugged Lu Zirui's arm, leaned into Lu Zirui's arms, raised her face, and said in a cooing voice, "Husband, why are you angry?"
Huh...
Suddenly, chicken skin fell off the floor, and Lu Xiaobu immediately jumped off the sofa, "Daddy, Mommy, I'm going to read a book."
After saying that, without waiting for Lu Zirui and Du Xiaochan to respond, he immediately took off his legs and ran towards the room.
Du Xiaochan glared at Lu Xiaobu fiercely. This kid probably did it on purpose.
Reading? What kind of books does the child read? How many words can he recognize?
Forget it, it doesn't matter that the child is not here, she can still do things that are inappropriate for children. Anyway, Xia Yuzhu said that this man is her husband, so it must be so.
As for why this man refuses to be intimate with her, just think that this man has become a relative in the past few days, and it is his aunt who has come.
"You said you went to the training ground today?" Lu Zirui pushed Du Xiaochan's hand away with a cold face.
He was disturbed by Du Xiaochan, who was swaying and sobbing, making him feel dizzy and unable to think.
"Yeah, hubby, I really went. Are you just angry because you didn't see me? I was wronged, don't be angry~~~ okay?" Du Xiaochan took Lu Zirui's arm again and sighed.
The sound also carried twists and turns.
This made Lu Zirui feel extremely uncomfortable and his face turned even darker.
He stood up from the sofa with a "huh" sound. There was a sense of impatience and helplessness in his tone, and even his voice was louder, "Can't you just speak up?"
"Ouch... I'm just talking properly. Husband, don't you understand what I'm saying?" Du Xiaochan also stood up and stuck to Lu Zirui's body, like chewing gum.
Can't get rid of it.
"I'll get angry if you talk like that again." Lu Zirui's face was not only dark, but also covered with a layer of frost.
However, Du Xiaochan had figured out how much he weighed a long time ago. No matter how angry this man was, he would not dare to be really angry with her.
Otherwise, why wouldn't he be angry after teasing him like that last night?
"Then what do you want me to say?" Du Xiaochan raised her hand and patted Lu Zirui's chest gently without fear of death.
Then he changed from patting to touching, and finally put his hand into Lu Zirui's clothes and kept making circles on his chest with a finger, trying to tease his chest.
Lu Zirui's body was so shaken by Du Xiaochan's actions that he felt all the places where he shouldn't feel.
He quickly pushed Du Xiaochan away, "I want you to speak well, just speak well. No pronunciation, no deviation, no hands, no coquettishness, no... that's all for now."
"Yes, husband, can I speak like this? Please give me instructions!" Du Xiaochan immediately stood there motionless, and the smile on his face disappeared.
The whole person has entered the state of a robot, learning to speak like a robot. Every word has the same tune, no pronunciation, no deviation, no hands, no coquettishness...
"Xiaochan, can you speak more normally?" Lu Zirui was really angry and funny. He didn't laugh out loud in the end, but he had already suffered internal injuries.
"Husband, I have followed your instructions, no pronunciation, no off-tones, no hands, no coquettishness... If you are still dissatisfied with anything, just say it and I will change it." Du Xiaochan still stood there motionless, and her tone remained the same.
The robot's tone of voice is neither slow, nor fast, nor urgent, nor busy, and it will make people angry to death.
Lu Zirui was so angry that he closed his eyes, tried his best to suppress the irritability in his heart, and said calmly, "Can you talk like me?"
"Roger! Okay!" After Du Xiaochan said this sentence in machine language, he immediately imitated Lu Zirui and said calmly, but neither fast nor slow, "Do you think it's okay for me to speak like this?"
"Well, that's all. Tell me, where are you going today?" Lu Zirui saw that Du Xiaochan finally used normal language, and he felt that he had finally returned to the earth.
"It's a long story. After I went out this morning, I ran around the military area. I went to the left first. There was a training ground there. All the male soldiers were training there. I took a look.
Yes, I continued walking along the road, and as I walked, I saw another training ground..."
Du Xiaochan spoke slowly and calmly with every word. There was absolutely no high-pitched word or low-pitched word.
Moreover, this unit has a total of more than thirty training grounds. After she slowly finished talking about them one by one, it would probably not be until the sun rose the next day.
"Okay, let's make a long story short." Lu Zirui had no choice but to interrupt Du Xiaochan. At this moment, he really had no way to deal with Du Xiaochan.
Chapter completed!