Xiao Qingcang shook his head and said with disdain, "I don't like to play mahjong, I like to masturbate!"

"Pfft..." Su Yueze had no control at all and squirted out a mouthful of cabbage soup, and the spray was quite funny, and water spurted out of his nostrils.

"Ahem..." Shen Hanqian choked, coughing wildly until her cheeks turned red and she was out of breath.

Although Xiao Qingcang didn't behave particularly funny, his bronze cheeks also showed a dark red color.

All three of them were crushed by Xiaojunjun's words!

The child looked at the adults with an innocent and strange face. "What's wrong with you?"

Su Yueze said while wiping his mouth. "Junjun, you are not suitable for masturbating now, you are still too young!"

"Su Yueze, don't talk nonsense!" Shen Hanqian scolded him seriously.

"What did I say wrong?" Su Yueze shouted in dissatisfaction that it was unfair!

"What do you think you said wrong?" Xiao Qingcang asked Su Yueze in a low voice, while giving him a warning look.

The latter touched his nose and muttered in a low voice. "Who knows what's wrong? If you say I'm wrong, I'm wrong. Do you mean to let your son masturbate now?"

He spoke in a low voice and was vague, so even though Xiao Qingcang and Shen Hanqian knew that he didn't say anything nice, they didn't blame him.

Shen Hanqian picked up her mother's identity, first picked up a piece of spareribs for Junjun and put it in his bowl. "Try the spareribs made by mom, specially made according to your favorite taste. The spareribs are fine pork ribs." , the meat is soft and not greasy, soaked in cold water for half an hour to remove the fishy smell in the blood, then cooked over low heat for another hour, then put it in a frying spoon and braised it with good rock sugar and dark soy sauce, and added an appropriate amount of rice vinegar, finally thicken the soup, turn off the heat, and pour it into the bone china plate! The bone china plate is different from ordinary plates. The density of the bone china plate is very good, so it can protect the sweet flavor as much as possible and prevent the soup from losing. Come, come and try it, is it delicious?"

Shen Hanqian said a lot in one breath, and he still used the tone of a broadcaster, as if he was staging a live version of China on the Tip of the Tongue.

Su Yueze sneered when he heard this. "It's just a few pieces of pork ribs with some sugar and vinegar. I really thought you made some delicacies! Do you think you are the cook in the palace?"

Xiao Qingcang was also made to laugh by her words. This girl is always very funny.

If one day she really doesn't know how to be funny, I don't know if he can adapt to it.

Xiao Junjun was very cooperative. He smelled it first, licked it with his tongue, then took a small bite and put it into his mouth to savor the aftertaste.

And he was very pretentious, squinting his eyes, tasting carefully, and nodded after a long time. "Well, it's not bad. The taste is very rich, and the fragrance lingers on the lips and teeth. After entering the mouth, there is an endless aftertaste. The meat is fresh and tender, and it does not clog the teeth. , very delicious!”

Su Yueze curled his lips. "He is really your mother's son!"

Shen Hanqian showed a proud expression. "Then look!"

Su Yueze looked at Xiao Qingcang and reminded. "Brother, these are your wife and son. Why do I feel that they are crazy? You must discipline them well in the future, otherwise this will be terrible. Someone will do it in the future. When I come to your house as a guest, I know they have convulsions occasionally. But those who don’t know, you think they have a mental problem!”

Xiao Qingcang rubbed his eyebrows and felt that his cousin's reminder was quite reasonable!

"Mom, why do I feel that there is a very uneducated person here? He is jealous of us!" Xiaojunjun said.

Shen Hanqian also nodded seriously. "Illiterate people are always jealous of people with literary talents. There is no other way. They can only vent their emotions in this way! Well, this can be regarded as a kind of balance, otherwise they will It’s very uncomfortable!”

"Oh!" Xiao Chengjun nodded seriously to express his understanding, and then gave Uncle Yueze a sympathetic look.

Yue Ze was so angry. "That kid likes to masturbate, you have no right to criticize me!"

"I just like to masturbate, what?" This mobile game is very fun, and the songs are also good. Xiaojunjun sang freely. "... Let's masturbate and masturbate together..."

"I don't have time to masturbate with you. I only like to play mahjong with three beauties, play mahjong!" Su Yueze responded.

Shen Hanqian's face turned red, and Xiao Qingcang frowned again.

"Junjun, this word is very bad. You can't say it again in the future!" Shen Hanqian warned with a red face.

Xiao Junjun pursed his lips and asked unconvincedly, "Why is it bad to masturbate? We children all like to play this game, and I just like to masturbate!"

"Junjun, this word...um..." Shen Hanqian's face turned red and she didn't know how to explain it.

Then he winked at Xiao Qingcang, hoping he could explain.

Xiao Qingcang looked helpless, and he didn't think of a good way!

Seeing that his parents were speechless by what he said, Xiao Chengjun thought he was right, so he thought he was right. "I just like to masturbate, masturbate, masturbate!"

Xiao Qingcang was the first to be defeated and closed his eyes, helpless...

Shen Hanqian covered her face with both hands, she was too embarrassed to see anyone...

This is the time when people are tested, and strong men are born from this.

Su Yueze said humorously. "Junjun, if you start masturbating now, then your little bird will fly before it has grown up!"

"Well……"

Xiao Junjun's singing stopped suddenly, and he asked in confusion, "Uncle Yueze, what do you mean by this?"

Su Yueze put down his chopsticks and explained in detail. "Masturbation means hitting a bird. If you keep hitting it like this all day long, won't the bird fly away?"

Xiao Junjun secretly clamped his legs and covered his panties. "Uncle Yueze, you lied to me. How could my little bird fly away?"

"Isn't the bird flying? If it can't fly, why does everyone call it a bird?" Su Yueze asked.

Xiao Junjun began to feel conflicted and began to believe what Uncle Yue Ze said. "But, when you talk about masturbating, the birds will fly away. Why do so many people like to play masturbating? My dad likes it, why doesn't his? Fly away!"

"Haha..." Su Yueze burst into laughter.

"Junjun, don't talk nonsense!" Xiao Qingcang shouted with his face flushed.

Shen Hanqian covered her mouth and continued to laugh.

Xiao Junjun glanced at his father unconvinced again. "Dad always likes to masturbate, but I can't even watch him a few times!"

"Junjun!" Xiao Qingcang's temples were twitching.

"Pfft..." Shen Hanqian couldn't control himself and laughed.
Chapter completed!