Chapter 66 Do You Think I'm Stupid
When Wu Ronger saw that she was going to file a complaint, Liu Linger was so frightened that her face turned pale, and she even thought of how to punish herself. If it hadn't been for a busy city, she would have covered her mouth and laughed.
Although Liu Ling'er's behavior has a tendency to seek abuse, Wu Ronger is still doubtful: "A good dog doesn't block the way. Is there any way I can tell you? If it's good,,,"
Before she finished speaking, Liu Ling'er put his mouth to her ear and said sarcastically: "Wu Ronger, are you having a brain convulsion? I will tell you a way to deal with me, do you think I'm stupid?
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"You!" Before Wu Ronger's angry words could be spoken, Liu Linger sealed her acupuncture points with one finger and pulled Wu Ronger. Liu Linger turned back to the eunuch and said: "This father-in-law, your mother-in-law.
She has countless things to say to me, so she decided to go to Prince Xian’s Mansion as a guest first, so you can go back first!”
As soon as he finished speaking, he ignored Wu Ronger who was looking at him with wide eyes. Liu Linger half hugged her, and the two of them were like good sisters holding hands, and quickly disappeared from the eunuch's sight.
The eunuch was dumbfounded, the guards were bewildered, and the bearers were even more at a loss. Today they were just escorting Concubine Rong back to her hometown for a visit to the bride. Now that the real owner is gone, they still have to escort a little girl.
Everyone looked at the eunuch in charge eagerly. Fortunately, the eunuch was a little quick-witted: "Why are you looking at me? Why don't you go to Concubine Wu's home to report the news, and why don't you go to the emperor?"
Liu Ling'er returned to the palace and took Wu Ronger directly back to the backyard. Prince Xian's palace had a fish pond with a lot of goldfish in it. Although the fish pond was not as big as the small lake in the General's Palace, it was not as small as that.
Liu Ling'er passed by this place several times, and remembered this place because of the beautiful fish monsters inside. Unexpectedly, it would come in handy today.
There were one or two protruding rocks in the middle of the water here. Liu Ling'er grabbed Wu Ronger and directly used Qinggong. With the tip of her toes on the surface of the water, she skimmed onto the rocks in two or two strokes.
Wu Ronger was a little sluggish: This guy is not Liu Ling'er, that loser who is incompetent in literature and martial arts. How could he have such great Qinggong? Illusion, it must be an illusion!
But when Liu Ling'er touched her again, she immediately realized that this was a fact and not an illusion. She was now being carried like a chicken by Liu Ling'er, her face was not even a foot away from the water, and her hair was already soaked.
Into the water.
Although Wu Ronger used ruthless means to get into the position of a noble concubine, in the end she is still a woman, and she is a woman who has no power to restrain a chicken. Her little heart can no longer bear this situation. It's so direct.
screamed.
"Ah~ Liu Ling'er, what do you want to do? Release me quickly, or I'll break your legs, gulu gulu," Before she could finish her threatening words, several large mouthfuls of saliva had already entered her stomach.
Fortunately, this is ancient times, and the water is natural and pollution-free. If it were a modern fish pond and you drank a few sips of water, it would make you sick to death even if it wasn't poisonous.
Liu Ling'er stood on the stone, clapped her hands and said with a smile: "Since Concubine Rong is so anxious to go down, it is unjustifiable for me to disobey the order even after it has been issued.
Don’t worry, Madam, no one usually comes to my palace. You can do whatever you want, whether it’s a cat or a dog crawling, you can play whatever tricks you want!”
Huh! You dare to accuse me of any of the following crimes on the street. You just framed my head. Since you racked your brains to frame me, I won't make it true if I don't make it true.
of saliva and brain cells.
Wu Ronger was originally lying head down. After a few sips of water and a splash, she immediately turned head up and most of her body surfaced. Liu Ling'er finally figured it out. This Wu Ronger was a landlubber. Looking at her posture, she obviously couldn't swim.
Water!
What makes Liu Ling'er even more speechless is that Wu Ronger is so stubborn at this time, even if she doesn't beg for mercy, she even said evil words: "Liu Ling'er, you little bitch, you, Gudong,,, you dare to murder me.
,,,Ben,,Gong,,will never,,,let you go,,,"
"I won't let you off even if I'm a ghost..." Liu Ling'er said with a sneer on her lips: Very good, very good, I like people with backbone the most.
After a while, Wu Ronger, who was very courageous, couldn't resist anymore: "Someone, come quickly! Help~~"
Liu Ling'er looked at her with a smile: "Sister Rong, do you want to come up?" Wu Rong'er wanted to come up very much, but as soon as she opened her mouth, a mouthful of water fell into her stomach, so she was so scared that she had to keep her mouth shut!
Liu Ling'er watched her head come out less and less frequently, curled her lips, and picked her up. Wu Ronger took a big breath, and water gurgled out of her mouth. The scene was quite funny.
But this person with a short memory had just regained his breath when he saw her looking at Liu Ling'er viciously and opening her mouth: "Liu Ling'er, you little bitch, you will not die in peace."
Chapter completed!