Chapter 96 You are going to climb the wall
Don't blame Baili Xian for not wanting to see Tong Wula. You've seen someone suffering from trance syndrome wearing night clothes, and you've seen someone sleepwalking and taking off their clothes.
Quiet footsteps sounded from a distance, and Baili Xian raised the corner of his mouth. This Liu Ling'er probably came back from doing bad things. If it was a good thing, Liu Ling'er could do it openly, and there was no need to be so secretive.
Since he was doing bad things, he had pigtails to catch. Baili Xian sat up straight and waited for Liu Ling'er to come back and surrender.
When he saw Liu Ling'er tiptoeing open and close the door in the dark night, Baili Xian was extremely funny. I guess Liu Ling'er must be feeling guilty now. Baili Xian suppressed his laughter, and the more he looked at it, the more interesting Liu Ling'er became.
Liu Ling'er touched the bedside like a little thief, lifted up her quilt and was about to get in. Then she grabbed a corner of the quilt and before it was lifted, the quilt in her hand was pulled aside by You, and then she heard
A ghostly roar came from the side: "Wow!"
There was a sound of "Pa!". Although Liu Ling'er was frightened by this ghost roar and her heart trembled, the habit she had developed over the years made Liu Ling'er slap her in the direction of the sound without even thinking.
"Liu Ling'er, what are you doing!" Baili Xian was confused. Seeing Liu Ling'er raising her palm and about to chop it down, he hurriedly grabbed her hand and shouted hurriedly.
In a hurry, one hand hurriedly flicked towards the light on the table, and the candle dimly lit up, illuminating the whole room.
Liu Ling'er blinked her eyes twice to adapt to the candlelight. By the candlelight, she looked at Baili Xian sitting on the bed covering his red and swollen face, staring at Liu Ling'er with a look of resentment, which made Liu Ling'er's heart tremble.
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It seemed that he had beaten Xian Wang, and Liu Ling'er said without confidence: "Xian Wang, how can you scare people if you don't sleep in the middle of the night? You must know that this person is scary, but he can scare people to death."
"That's right! It seems that my concubine was very frightened just now! I don't know that there is a saying that if you don't do something bad, you are not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door. My concubine just acted as if she had done something bad." Baili Xian
It's not a fuel-saving lamp. Now he has caught Liu Ling'er's pigtail on the spot. Naturally, he is holding on to it and asking for some clues.
Kneeling down before the uncle, Liu Ling'er burst into tears instantly. "Xian Wang, can you be any more boring? You stay up in the middle of the night minding your own business and pretend to be a ghost to scare people. How can you be so childish? Think you are the Black Cat Sheriff."
ah!
Naturally, he would not say anything when he accepted Xiao Shuangshuang as his disciple. Liu Ling'er casually said: "I have an urgent need to urinate in the middle of the night. You also know that people have three urgent needs. You can't leave it alone. I have to go to the toilet."
Baili Xian said in a funny way: "If my wife is looking for excuses, can she find someone more realistic? Look at yourself, smack! The black night clothes are still tight, and my wife's figure is very impressive!"
"This is a night clothes! I found it in the house. I thought it was pajamas at the time, but it is very comfortable to wear!" In order to fool her, Liu Ling'er used all kinds of coquettishness and cuteness.
Unexpectedly, Bailixian would not accept this trick at all. He looked at Liu Ling'er with his eyes as if to say: "Keep making up, keep making up, keep talking! Let's see what tricks you can come up with today!"
"Just pretend that my concubine doesn't know about night clothes and wears night clothes as pajamas. But can you, my concubine, explain why you go to the toilet for an hour? Could it be that you fell into a pit!" Baili Xian mocked.
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Liu Ling'er was a little panicked. She was now 100% sure that Baili Xian woke up when she got up and waited until now. Although she didn't know why he didn't follow him, he was really cunning.
ah!
After being caught, I can't find an excuse now. No matter what I say, it will be a lie to Bai Lixian.
Baili Xian and I are contract teammates now. If you don't trust your teammates, how can your teammates trust you? Liu Ling'er's mind was racing with thoughts, wondering whether to tell the truth or not.
While Liu Ling'er was struggling, Baili Xian didn't know what he was thinking, but he actually said: "Liu Ling'er, please tell the truth, you went to climb the wall!"
I'm your sister! Who do you think I am? Ten thousand grass and mud horses roared past in Liu Ling'er's heart, and she comforted Baili Xian over and over again. She didn't know what Baili Xian was thinking, so impure.
Just as she was about to scold him, Liu Ling'er suddenly felt something in her heart, but she took advantage of her plan and said, "Oh my God! King Xian, you are so amazing. You can even tell me how to climb a wall. Tell me, what else have you accomplished?"
Liu Ling'er did climb the wall, but she didn't climb the wall as Baili Xian thought. Instead, she took Xiao Shuangshuang to climb the wall to practice in the garden. The garden gate of Prince Xian's Mansion was locked at night, so Liu Ling'er had no choice but to climb the wall.
Climb the wall!
Hearing Liu Ling'er's nonchalant words, Baili Xian's eyes bulged, and he suddenly felt that his forehead was so green: "Liu Ling'er, although spring is here, it is inevitable that some people will be in love with you, but your behavior is a bit too much."
Chapter completed!