Chapter 123: Entering the Immortal Cave Must Take a Bath
"Are you stupid?" Ye Xiaohun grabbed Lan Qingqing, pulled her back, and pulled her into his arms, "You are making random remarks here without investigating clearly. Chairman Mao said that without investigation, there will be no
If you don’t have the right to speak, come on, sit down, and I’ll explain it to you clearly.”
After explaining for a long time, Lan Qingqing finally stood up, pointed at the tip of Ye Xiaohun's nose, and suddenly shouted: "I don't believe it, that sharp-tongued woman didn't do anything real with you? Who are you lying to? When she sees your magic gun
When changes occur, can she hold on? Can you control it?"
Ye Xiaohun shrugged, spread his hands, and said with a wry smile: "It's over, how can I make you believe this? By the way, how about I ask that sharp-mouthed woman to come to our cave, and after I anesthetize her with anesthetic herbs,
Can you check her vagina to see if there is any of my fluid in it?"
Lan Qingqing hummed: "Go! Go and ask her to come!"
Ye Xiaohun knew Lan Qingqing's stubborn temper, otherwise, she would have been noisy all night long.
Being familiar with the road, Ye Xiaohun returned along the original road to the restaurant called "Guanjia Restaurant" at the bottom of the valley.
By this time, it was past midnight.
As soon as Ye Xiaohun arrived at the restaurant, a woman twisted her body to greet him. Because this time period, in the dead of night, was the golden hour.
Ye Xiaohun took a look, isn't this a sharp-tongued woman? "Hey, I'm back again."
The sharp-mouthed woman was stunned and asked, "Why are you here again? You can't forget me, can you?"
"Well, yes, I want to sleep when I go back, but I can't sleep. All I can think about is your body and your two long, thin fingers. The more I think about it, the more I can't sleep. No, I just can't sleep.
It's back again. Come here! Let me discuss something with you. Let's see if it can be done?"
Saying that, Ye Xiaohun took out a stack of banknotes from his pocket and shook it, "If you are willing to go to a place to do something, I will give you this stack of banknotes."
The sharp-mouthed woman chuckled and said: "Don't keep irritating me with money! I don't care about money, I care about cool men like you who have guns and cannons! Even if you give me money, I will be happy! Say, let me
Where are you going? What are you doing?"
Ye Xiaohun leaned close to the pointed-mouthed woman's ear and said quietly: "Go to the Goddess Cave and ask my wife to check your lower body to see if there are any gynecological diseases inside. Is that possible?"
The sharp-tongued woman was stunned, "Your wife? Where did you get your wife?"
Ye Xiaohun shrugged and said with a smile: "I didn't tell you earlier, but I really have a wife. She lives in the Goddess Cave. If you don't believe me, I will take you to see her."
"Oh, it turns out you are a miracle doctor and your wife is a fairy!" The pointed-mouthed woman raised her eyebrows, grinned her pointed mouth, and asked in surprise, "Your wife knows how to treat gynecological diseases?"
"I taught her." Ye Xiaohun gathered his eyes, flashing a flash of evil charm like lightning, staring at the plump and slightly bulging mysterious part of the sharp-mouthed woman, "Come on, I will take you to see my wife.
Let her diagnose you. Let me tell you, in your profession, you are very likely to be infected with gynecological diseases, and you are likely to be infected with any disease, AIDS, etc."
"Stop talking about it! I'm afraid to talk about these diseases. When I mention them, I get goosebumps! I tremble when I reach down!" The sharp-mouthed woman nodded and said as she walked, "Come on, I'll go see your wife.
I’m going to climb the Goddess Mountain by the way. I wonder what it’s like to climb the mountain at night? Quack, quack, quack.”
Just as he was about to leave, suddenly, there was a sound of footsteps behind him.
Ye Xiaohun looked back and saw, wow, the big and round woman from before ran over, shouting as he ran: "Brother Ku, the miracle doctor, can you take me with you too?"
"Damn it, did you overhear the whisper I just had with the sharp-tongued woman?" Ye Xiaohun stretched out his arms, blocked the way, and shrugged, "I'm sorry, the entrance to the Goddess Cave is too narrow, you are so big and round, you can't go in
If you don’t want to go, forget it, I will enlarge the entrance of the cave another day and specially invite you to go, is that okay?”
The broad-shouldered woman cracked her wrists, making a clicking sound, then waved her arms and said in a rough voice: "To put it bluntly, now, do you want me to go, or not?"
Ye Xiaohun was thinking of ways rapidly. How can we get rid of this big sticky cake? Oh, there is a way.
"Yes!" Ye Xiaohun suddenly agreed, "However, my goddess cave is a fairy cave. Women who have not taken a bath cannot enter it casually, otherwise it will damage the fairy spirit. So, go back and wash it quickly.
Take a hot bath. Pay attention to washing thoroughly, especially the concave physiological parts. Be sure to do a general cleaning without leaving any dead spots. Come see me again in fifteen minutes. The sharp-mouthed woman and I will be waiting here.
With you, go and wash it quickly!"
The broad-shouldered woman turned her charming eyes and looked at the sharp-mouthed woman. She suddenly approached and asked the sharp-mouthed woman, "Have you washed yourself? Come on, take a shower with me."
Ye Xiaohun hurriedly pulled the broad-shouldered woman over, "Hey, she has been washed and she is very clean. If you don't believe me, just bend down and smell it."
The broad-shouldered woman bent down, stuck her nose out, and pressed it against her.
Chapter completed!