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Chapter 144: Not dizzy

Ye Xiaohun blinked and thought: What trick should I use?

Suga Yunyun next to him suddenly realized that Bi Xiaodi's fingers were also sharp and long, and then said with a squeak: "I'll teach you, come here, see how my ten pointed fingers can rub the characteristics of men. Pay attention, rub and rub it like this. Finally, when your husband shouts, use his nails to pinch it hard, your husband will faint immediately, at least for three or five hours. Before he wakes up, it will be dawn. You can get up and say goodbye to him. Haha, is this method successful?"

"Cheng, Cheng, Ji Ji, Ji." Bi Xiaodi suddenly opened her eyes and stretched out her sharp fingers and smiled, "I really didn't expect that your fingers and mine were the same type, sharp and long!"

At this time, Lan Qingqing was curious, with a smile on her lips, and quietly approached Suga Yunyun, "Tell me if you can do it too? I want to master this skill, and it may come in handy in the future."

Suga Yunyun leaned against Lan Qingqing's ear and whispered: "Fairy Lan, do you want to master this skill to deal with Ye Xiaohun?"

Lan Qingqing smiled secretly and blinked quickly, "Yes, that's it! When Ye Xiaohun was not honest, I used this move! Jiji, making him dizzy!"

"Cat, what are you two muttering?" Suddenly, Ye Xiaohun came over and grabbed the two, "High voice, let me listen!"

Lan Qingqing glanced and blinked quickly and said, "Tsk, we are talking about women's private affairs. You are here, you have a period of menstruation, do you want to hear it? Come on, let's tell you how to use sanitary napkins, how to wash the inner ~ how,"

"Stop!" Ye Xiaohun waved his hand, "So long-winded! I don't want to pay that matter! Forget it, let's talk."

Suga Yunyun stretched out her fingers and carefully demonstrated Lan Qingqing, how to rub, how to knead, how to clench, how to turn, how to clamp, not only this hand skill, but also ventral skills. When the hand skill is powerless, use ventral skills instead. Of course, the hand skill cannot be idle. The hand skill is performed at the same time, and I don’t believe my boyfriend will not faint!

Lan Qingqing's mouth raised slightly, blinking her big eyes quickly, and a bright light flashed in her pupils, "Jiji, only women can be competent for this delicate technical job. Men are not good at it. First, they are rough in their hands and second, they are rough in their hearts."

Suga Yunyun nodded and said, "Yes, thanks to my thin and long fingers, I have this unique skill. However, I want to teach it to Brother Hun. Think about it, Brother Hun works in this waist and leg pain expert clinic, and his medical skills of moulding have reached the level of perfection. If I use my ten-finger moulding method again, I will definitely enter another fairyland."

At this time, Bi Xiaodi lay on the hospital bed again and sighed, "Brother Hun, look at my body that is so shriveled that it is not convex, and what should be concave is not concave, and what should be concave is not concave. It feels like, I want to ask you masters to rectify me."

Ye Xiaohun waved his hand, "Master Lan, Master Sug, come, let's rectify Bi Xiaoti, and strive to make her last name before midnight, and let her feel as good as before!"

Bi Xiaoti was extremely surprised and laughed, "I can have a surname before midnight~ I feel as good as before? Isn't it fooling me?"

"Trouble, after midnight, your husband is not interested in you. You don't understand the temper of our men. In the middle of the night, it is a boundary. Before midnight, male hormones are strong, and after midnight, sleepiness increases greatly. If you want your husband to favor you, you must be cured before midnight."

Bi Xiaoti smiled bitterly and said, "I understand your kindness, but! My purpose is not to please my husband! My purpose is to make my husband lose his name to me! In this way, I can re-engage in the modeling profession and return to the modeling team to train for a while! As for my husband, don't care, let him hungry first!"

"That's not possible!" Ye Xiaohun said seriously word by word, "The man's thing is patient. If you are always hungry, you will be suffocated to death first, and the second will be starved to death. It's better to treat your husband first after you have figured it. First, feed your husband full overnight and let him eat enough!"

Bi Xiaoti asked in confusion: "Will this exhaust him?"

Ye Xiaohun laughed and said, "Yes, it's better to be exhausted. It's better to be so tired that he can't get up. It's better to be so tired that he's dark and dark. Let him sleep for a month without waking up. In this way, you can go out to train models without interruption."

Bi Xiaodi smiled and said, "Brother Hun is really good at joking. This will make him die! He is about to die, will I become a widow? No, it's inappropriate for you."

Ye Xiaohun shrugged, "Why is it inappropriate? If he dies, you can go to my Fairy Cave of Goddess. During the day, pick herbs with me, make medicine, chat with me at night, talk about love and life. If you are tired of chatting, take a shower together, then lie on the straw mat, and then, just one piece. Forget it, you can think of it even if you don't say it."

Bi Xiaodi pointed at Lan Qingqing, "Brother Hun, I'm going to go, will Lan Qingqing be jealous? After all, you are the original wife!"

"Yes, she and I are the original maids. The original maid who originally configured herbs. After you go, you will become the second maids. Isn't it normal to configure herbs with us?" Ye Xiaohun said seriously with calm expressions.

"Jiji, where do you want to go? I'm talking about the original wife between husband and wife! What do you think of after I go? Are you considered a third party? Or are you still messing up? "

"Cao, after you go, you will be the second lady. Lan Qingqing is the first lady. If Suga Yunyun goes again, you can call her the third lady. What's wrong with this?Cao, the emperor used to have three palaces, six courtyards, seventy-two guests, and concubines, I only have one or two, so I'm just ignore it."

Bi Xiaoti looked fluttering and nodded constantly, "Well, don't say it, it's okay, but my husband is a sticky cake, sticking to me all day long, I must not be able to take off my body, alas, I don't even have the most basic personal freedom! I have to ask my husband for human rights every day, I publish a declaration of human rights to him every day, and write a human rights report every day. However, over the years, my husband has not reformed, but has become more and more powerful, and has implemented fascist rule on me, and he has regarded me as a surname~ slave! If this continues, my body will be ravaged and skeleton!"

"Yeye, don't say it so scary. What's the name of slave, skeleton, that's the product of slave society. Now it's a harmonious society. How good is it to talk about warm things!" Ye Xiaohun sighed, "Otherwise, I'll give you a trick. You can use the ten-finger suffix method given to you by Master Suga Yunyun to deal with your cake-sticking husband. As soon as he asks, you extend ten points to hit him. Before he wakes up, you attack again. This cycle goes on and on, and I don't believe that I can't waste him to death!"

Bi Xiaodi's eyes opened, emitting a light of hope, and her hands kept gesturing, as if Ye Xiaohun in front of her was her cake-stick husband!

"You cake sticker husband! It's just a chicken weapon! I ask me to do things with you every night, which is outrageous! Look, my weapon has been pinched by you! My waist is thickened by you! My red lips are smashed by you, it's swollen! My tongue is stretched by you! My thighs are broken by you! My petals are poked by you! Humph! Today I will use the ten-finger milling method to counterattack you! Come, come over! Come here! I'll make you dizzy and fairy music puffy!"

As he said that, Bi Xiaodi opened her fingers like a white bone. She was waving her teeth and claws, and then rushed towards Ye Xiaohun. It seemed that she really regarded Ye Xiaohun as her husband.

Lan Qingqing was anxious and wanted to pull Bi Xiaodi, but Ye Xiaohun pulled aside, "Don't be afraid, Bi Xiaodi is now infatuated and treats me as his husband. Don't worry about her and let her vent her. This can alleviate her psychological crux. Shu, don't make a noise, let her pounce."

Lan Qingqing was so angry that she had to stay aside and see the development of the situation.

Suga Yunyun was happy and kept guiding Bi Xiaoti on the side, "Gaga, well, very good, very good, open your fingers a little! Just like an octopus! Note that the direction is, heading straight to your husband's sharp gun! Yes, hurry up and pounce!"

Bi Xiaodi's eyes gathered, gritted her teeth, and strode her ten fingers, and rushed straight to Ye Xiaohun.

"Ah--" Ye Xiaohunhun raised his eyebrows and begged, "Bi Xiaodi, can you be gentle? It's lighter and then heavy. Don't worry, I don't have that request tonight. You can let me go quickly! Please!"

"Hmph! I finally suppressed you, how could I put your sticky cake casually? Just drag it off the outer clothes for me~ku! Otherwise, I will dig out the beads of your eyes first!"

"Yes, yes, I'm good, I'm good," said Ye Xiaohun, who quickly dragged his outer clothes to the guku in three afternoons and even dragged his top.

Lan Qingqing uttered, but she didn't dare to get close.

Suga Yunyun took a breath of air. When she saw Ye Xiaohun's magic gun, she couldn't help but stretch out her hands. She got used to it and slowly approached Ye Xiaohun.

Lan Qingqing was anxious. When she saw that Suga Yunyun also stretched out her fingers and approached Ye Xiaohun with her teeth and claws! She approached her childhood sweetheart boyfriend! It was outrageous! Look at me, I won't kick you to death!

"Dong--" Lan Qingqing kicked.

With a muffled sound, Ye Xiaohun pinched Lan Qingqing's ankle! Then, with a push, he pushed Lan Qingqing to the hospital bed. With a plop, Lan Qingqing leaned her head and fell on the hospital bed.

Ye Xiaohun shouted: "Lan Qingqing, don't interfere! Lying honestly on the bed!"

Lan Qingqing turned over in anger, lay on the bed, covering her eyes because she really didn't want to see the scene in front of her.

Suga Yunyun approached Ye Xiaohun's magic gun barrel step by step.

At this time, Bi Xiaodi had already grasped Ye Xiaohun's magic gun. According to the ten-finger grinding method he had just learned, rub it first, then knead it, and then squeeze it. Anyway, you can do whatever you want!

Ye Xiaohun started screaming, but he didn't faint.

Bi Xiaoti was anxious and simply changed to verb skills.

The red fragrant tongue spit out and swept over Ye Xiaohun's magic spearhead, but Ye Xiaohun still fainted for a long time.

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