Chapter 183: Overturning the table
Chapter 183: Knocking over the table
The sudden punch surprised Chen Shimei. He didn't expect that Xiang'er would dare to hit someone. Before he could finish thinking, a fierce fist and kick fight had already begun...
I saw Xiang'er's tender and jade-like palms clenched instantly, turning into fists, her ponytail suddenly swung, and both fists came out, as fierce as thunder breaking an army. In the flash of lightning, both fists hit Aunt Xue fiercely.
On the belly...
"You...you dare to hit me?"
Aunt Xue staggered back a few steps. Aunt Xue's whole body was unsteady. Mantuo's body showed beautiful curves like charm, twisted her body, and hit the oil painting behind like a heavy Mount Tai!
It was an oil painting that had just been painted. It showed a pair of hard-working farmers farming, but the paint on the oil painting hadn't completely dried yet. This was great. Aunt Xue's whole body was directly bumped into it.
Chaotian, unceremoniously threw himself on the oil painting...
The most important thing is not the way Aunt Xue fell, but that she threw herself on the oil painting. At this moment, Aunt Xue's face as white as jade has turned into a cat face, red and white.
, blue, all kinds of colors, looks like a forty-year-old presbyopia cat...
"Sisters, look, this old tabby cat is kneeling down and kowtowing to us!"
Seeing Aunt Xue in such a state of embarrassment, Xiang'er beside her smiled from ear to ear, covering her lips with her lush palms, her whole body was trembling, her ponytail was flowing, and her wild character was really full of coquettishness and cunning.
, Chen Shimei was stunned. It seems that this woman's way of revenge is really cruel!
Last time Aunt Xue made Xiang'er miserable in Yuanyang Lake. Now that Xiang'er has a chance this time, Zihe will not let Aunt Xue off easily and let her make a fool of herself in front of everyone and even lose a certain amount of face. This time
This kind of stimulation is really great for Xiang'er!
It was not only spiritual revenge, but also a trampling on her dignity. The most important thing was that she got back her own face...
"You...you dare to mess with me! I...if I don't beat you to death today, I won't call you Zhang Xue!"
Touching her face, Aunt Xue was surprised to find that her palms were filled with colorful paints, and the paints had not dried at all, but were directly stuck to her face. Looking at the sisters around her, they had already
Laughing so hard that I was turned upside down...
"Come on, are you making me afraid of you?"
As he spoke, Xiang'er took advantage of the situation and directly threw the remaining oil painting on Aunt Xue's body. The colorful paint was extremely viscous, like plasticine, and stuck to Aunt Xue's clothes.
Over time, her whole person seemed to have become an authentic rural version of a peasant painting...
"Don't think that just because you have some skills, I won't dare to beat you, ah!"
With a scream, Aunt Xue lifted up the entire wooden table and hit Xiang'er hard. Although her movements were slow, Aunt Xue's strength was not small. Just relying on the woman's brute force,
She lifted the table up with one hand, and then slammed it down!
"You're moving too slowly, Zhang Xue, are you too old? I think your body can't even use it now. How many shots can you have at night? Huh?"
Ignoring the laughter around her, Xiang'er said it quite spicy. The female leopard's white and tender thighs shook hard and her ponytail flicked. Her whole person seemed to be full of domineering and brutality. In addition, Xiang'er had some
With her kung fu foundation, there is nothing this Aunt Xue can do against her...
Taking advantage of Aunt Xue's inattention, Xiang'er turned her waist and suddenly kicked Aunt Xue's hamstring hard. Then she jumped in the air and slapped her palm suddenly. She quickly stood firmly on the wooden floor.
On the table!
"Ouch!"
She was unexpectedly attacked by Xiang'er, and Aunt Xue had no time to react. She was as docile as a bitch, unable to move her limbs, and she lay on the ground in a miserable state...
Then a crackling sound suddenly sounded, and all the bowls and chopsticks were smashed to the ground. Fried eggplants, fried shredded pork with green peppers, and a plate of braised fish suddenly became like a dream. The dishes that had just been fried turned out to be...
It fell to the mud in an instant!
This movement was so loud that many women at the wooden table were shocked. Oh my god, the dishes on this wooden table were their dinner today. They were all smashed. Which restaurant should they go to?
?
Besides, the dishes on this wooden table are not cheap, not to mention that they are fried so deliciously by Shan Bo. Come on, all of them have turned into phantoms! Looking at the delicious dishes that fell on the muddy ground,
Chen Shimei swallowed. How could this be inviting someone to dinner?
It’s just to make people angry!
"What's going on? I said you guys finally got together, so don't..."
The majestic village chief's voice came from outside. Liu Xia could no longer hold it in any longer. As soon as she finished her ideological work with her sister-in-law and Yanzi, there was a violent noise in her ears. She had wanted to come in before.
She took a look, but still didn’t go in... After all, she wanted to give comfort to her sister-in-law and Yanzi!
The two of them were greatly stimulated. Unexpectedly, the sound of pots and pans could be heard on the way. At this moment, Liu Xia couldn't bear it anymore and rushed in with her two girls!
When she saw the dishes all over the floor, her face turned pale and she instantly became gloomy. When she came to her senses, she realized that the room was already in chaos. It was no different from Monkey Monkey causing havoc in heaven.
, the pots and pans were broken, the wooden table was overturned, and even brooms and paintings were flying all over the room...
"What...what's going on! Who did this! I asked you guys...do you guys want to start a world war? Or do you want to play earthquakes? Why don't you just have a meal? We are all from the same village.
, as for what happened like this!"
While cursing angrily and sighing, Liu Xia licked her saliva, feeling really regretful. Why did this dish turn into a phantom before she even tasted it...
The sister-in-law and Yanzi beside me were also confused. When they saw the sisters in the room, they were all silent. It was hard for them to say anything. After all, it was really embarrassing at this moment, and it made people feel the urgency of the atmosphere!
"Sister, all the dishes have been spilled. How can we eat them?"
Yanzi's beautiful eyes moved slightly, and she sighed very sadly. She thought she could come to Shanbo's house to have a full meal today, but it seems that now she can only eat an empty meal. Is this a meal? This is simply a fight among the nests!
"It's okay, I...I'm going to cook. Sister Liu Xia, is there any food? I'll just cook..."
Seeing that everyone was silent, my sister-in-law's rosy face glowed slightly, she smiled, and then pulled Liu Xia's arm. Unexpectedly, Liu Xia kicked the wooden table away and shouted angrily:
"Who did it?"
The angry voice spread, and the women around them also fell into silence. After all, who dares to admit it, then Liu Xia will not let her go easily...
"Oh, I didn't finish the meal, but I'm full of gas. I'm going to endorse it first!"
A seductive voice suddenly sounded, and Zhang Jiaojiao played a trick. Knowing that something was wrong at the moment, she immediately retreated... "It's me!" "It's me!" Aunt Xue and Xiang'er shouted these words almost at the same time, although
The two said in unison, but still glared at each other fiercely!
"I caused this incident and it has nothing to do with you!"
Aunt Xue pretended to be older and took on the responsibility alone...
"Stop being narcissistic, it's obviously me..."
Before Xiang'er finished speaking, Liu Xia slammed a porcelain bowl on the ground and shouted angrily: "Don't you even take my village rules seriously? You are so capable. Since you are so united, then
Why were you arguing earlier? Let’s talk!”
The women around were silent for a while, and Chen Shimei was also stunned. It seemed that the tigress Liu Xia had finally shown her power...
Just as he was about to go up and persuade her, his sister-in-law gave her a look, advising him not to try to dissuade Liu Xia, otherwise no one would be able to stop her if she got angry!
Just as he was talking, the women in the room consciously picked up the dishes on the floor. After all, so many broken dishes and chopsticks were smashed on the ground. It would be bad if someone stepped on them...
Chapter completed!