Chapter 0049 Zoom in
Lu Yishuang and Little Witch Shu Xin were safely escorted to the school on time. Xie Yifan was not in a hurry to leave. He first lit a cigarette and took a puff, then leaned against the wall opposite the school's main entrance and leisurely admired the entrance to the school.
Beautiful women coming in and out.
Beautiful legs with shredded meat... wow!
No wonder the male students would rush to school from home several days in advance when school starts. Standing here, Xie Yifan suddenly felt, well, it’s not bad to come to school for a few days occasionally.
"Brother, light a fire for brother."
Suddenly, a long, chubby guy approached Jie Yifan in a sly manner. His neck was almost twisted at 180 degrees. He was 100% similar to the eldest young master in the idiot brothers in the movie Tang Bo Hu Dian Qiu Xiang.
Ninety-nine point ninety-nine.
"Ci'ao, you can still be so creative when borrowing fire. Fatty, aren't you afraid that I will spit on your face?"
In fact, Jie Yifan had already seen the fat man sneaking around him, but he didn't expect that this guy was going around for a long time and actually wanted to strike up a conversation with him!
I'm going for it!
Thinking of the magical and ambiguous word "pick up" being used on himself and the fat man in front of him, Xie Yifan's face turned cold. Although he didn't despise gays, it didn't mean that he could accept gays.
"Brother, you looked so handsome just now."
The fat man smiled even more obscenely, with a complicated look on his face, and stared at Jie Yifan strangely.
Suddenly, Jie Yifan couldn't help but feel his scalp explode, and he was covered in cold sweat. He subconsciously took a step back, pressed his body tightly against the wall, and said politely: "This classmate, in fact, I have no interest in either the 1st or 0th generation."
, why don’t you go look elsewhere?”
The fat man's smile froze, and there was deep sadness in his eyes, and he said: "Brother, I actually admire you very much, really!"
"No, classmate, you are too polite."
Xie Yifan almost cried. I went out this morning and didn't read the almanac. How could I meet such a master? If I had known, I wouldn't be here to see cool beauties just now.
In order to prevent the fat man from jumping over the wall, Xie Yifan quickly put on a sincere face, stretched out a fist and said, "Classmate, have you ever seen this?"
"What?"
The fat man was stunned for a moment, then curiously approached Jie Yifan.
I'm going!
Without saying anything, Xie Yifan swung his old fist and hit the fat man.
"Ah, oops!..."
The fat man never expected that Jie Yifan would suddenly hit him. Suddenly, he was hit hard by the old fist. He screamed and staggered back a few steps.
"The sky is beautiful, the earth is beautiful, the ancestors of the Sanqing Dynasty wish me to escape."
Jie Yifan's face turned green, and without thinking, Sa Yazi turned around and ran away. As he ran, he silently prayed for himself not to be followed by that wretched fat man.
"I bought a book called Thirty-Six Strategies to Pick Up Girls and got fooled. I asked an expert for advice on how to pick up girls and got beaten up. What a life I'm having... ugh!"
Finally, the fat man who had been sobbing for a long time stood up with his eyes covered with dark circles like pandas, sniffed and looked at the direction where Jie Yifan was running with a sad face. He was speechless for a long time, "Brother, I just want to learn some experience. As for a
When you come up, use your big moves!"
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"Brother, look at these ginseng, atractylodes, wolfberry, Morinda officinalis, dodder, and cistanche deserticola... they are all top-quality and very nourishing. Do you want some of each?"
The drugstore owner looked sympathetically at Jie Yifan, who was still sweating profusely after being air-conditioned for a long time, and introduced the medicinal materials piled in his shop with a smile.
Young people, after all, are full of energy and blood. It is actually normal for them to be unable to control their passion sometimes. Who has not experienced that period? But if you overdo it, it will hurt your body.
"Are you talking about the best quality goods? You're lying to me."
Jie Yifan sneered, his face full of disdain.
Although Xie Yifan didn't know why the drugstore owner showed that weird smile to him, since he entered the drugstore until now, apart from saying a few words to him, the owner has never stopped looking at him with sly eyes.
When inspecting the scantily clad female clerk, he felt more at ease with this boss than the fat man.
"Hey, young man, how are you talking? If you don't know how to speak, don't speak."
The boss didn't want to do it any more. He glared and swiped at Jie Yifan with his evil voice and anger.
Jie Yifan smiled and said: "Boss, your honeysuckle, honeysuckle vine, forsythia, and isatis root are all genetically modified, right?"
"Well!"
The boss's expression suddenly went blank.
Jie Yifan didn't seem to see the boss's face at all, and continued: "Well, the good products you just mentioned, Atractylodes macrocephala, wolfberry fruit, Morinda officinalis, these are all for grabs, right? Can such a shabby thing be good?
Goods? Who are you fooling!"
"Hey, brother, I mean, brother, why don't we have some tea inside?"
The boss was shocked, and then a flattering look appeared on his face.
If the first few genetically modified medicinal materials were concealed by the other party, then if you can tell that the latter ones are for stealing green medicinal materials, the person standing in front of you is definitely a master in the industry. Such a person cannot be easily offended.
Everyone in the know knows this proverb: "In March, wormwood grows in April, and in May, it is cut down and used as firewood."
Sun Simiao, the king of medicine, directly pointed out more than a thousand years ago that Chinese medicinal materials picked out of season are just in name and in reality, and are no different from rotten wood.
But the fact now is that medicinal materials have long become "agricultural and sideline products", and not many people anymore guide farmers to grow medicines. Nowadays, growing medicines mainly depends on price adjustment. Whichever one rises will be planted, and whichever method will grow the biggest and fastest will be used.
Which kind.
For example, platycodon used to take two or three years to reach the standard, but now it can be harvested and used as medicine in one year of artificial cultivation.
There is also Liao Schisandra chinensis, which has extremely high medicinal value. It should not be harvested until October, but it has already suffered from the disaster of greening three months in advance. The harvested green fruits have to be sprayed with potion to make them red. However, the truly naturally mature Schisandra chinensis
The drugstore owner himself was nowhere to be found.
Isn't this person someone from the industry hired to cause trouble?
The drugstore owner carefully watched Xie Yifan's every move while carefully accompanying him.
However, Xie Yifan didn't have that much thought about playing tricks with a drugstore owner. Since the last time he got "benefits" from Lu Jianwen's hundred-year-old Polygonum multiflorum, Xie Yifan has learned a lot about the essence and taste, and he hopes to make some genius of his own.
A treasure for emergencies.
Today, he wanted to try his luck.
In fact, Jie Yifan knew very well that, let alone a genius treasure, even ordinary wild ginseng that was more than ten years old would not appear in this kind of drugstore. In his own words, the reason why he came here was to give himself a ginseng.
One hope, the other is to kill boring time.
"You don't have to drink tea. Boss, do you know who has the best medicinal herbs in the industry?"
Chapter completed!