Two very funny partners appeared on the way from the teaching building to the cafeteria.

The guy in front had his eyes sideways, a cigarette hanging from his mouth, and he was basically swaying when he walked. He looked lazy and unruly from every angle.

The one following behind is much funnier. Not to mention he looks embarrassed, but the key is that there are many messy dark red slap marks on his forehead. If the clothes are more wrinkled and the collar is opened wider, it will be consistent with the person who has just been ruthlessly

The ravaged rhythm.

"Zhou Xun, stop for me."

Suddenly, a big fat goose descended from the sky and blocked Zhou Xun's path. His eyes were filled with despair and helplessness, and the screams in her throat caused the rice particles in her mouth to spray all over Zhou Xun's face.

Jie Yifan was puzzled, with a look of astonished pity on his face.

Seeing the girl, Zhou Xun's face twitched violently a few times. He raised his hand speechlessly to wipe away the rice particles on his face and said: "Classmate, you are blocking my way, please get out of the way."

Big Fat Goose's expression became strange, his eyes were stern, he pointed at Jie Yifan and said: "He, who is he?"

"This classmate, it seems we are not familiar with each other."

Zhou Xun frowned and his tone was cold.

What no one expected was that just after Zhou Xun showed disgust on his face, the flesh of the big fat goose trembled, and without any warning, he hugged his head and cried with a loud voice that was rare in the world.

There was such a big movement, even if everyone hadn't noticed it just now, it was difficult to leave now. Immediately, the boys and girls who had just finished their meals in the cafeteria and were about to go back to the dormitory surrounded Zhou Xun and the three of them.

Everyone had just arrived and didn't understand the situation. They all opened their mouths slightly and looked dumbfounded, with confusion written all over their faces.

"Cough cough cough..."

Jie Yifan was also covered in white hair and sweat as he looked at it. With a look of determination on his face, he walked with a steady and determined pace, "A gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall. Classmate, what are you talking about? Please make way for me to pass."

At this juncture, if Xie Yifan didn't know how to run away, he wouldn't be him anymore.

Unexpectedly, the fate did not go as planned. The big fat goose suddenly stopped sobbing, a pair of narrow eyes shot out with a sharp and stern look, pointing at Zhou Xun and Yifan, "You, you two bitches... woo, woo...

"

I'm going for it!

Jie Yifan's face suddenly turned green when he stopped. He blinked innocently and looked at the students who were watching. It was so sad.

All kinds of complex looks were cast at Jie Yifan and the others. Some nodded, some shook their heads and then nodded. The campus that was noisy just now suddenly became silent.

Oh, that’s what happened.

The complexity and strangeness in the students' eyes disappeared, and there was a look of understanding on their faces, which was quite unusual, but more people's smiles showed excitement.

Zhou Xun glared at the big fat goose angrily, his face became redder with anger, and said angrily: "Alice, don't talk nonsense, things are not what you imagined at all."

"What was I thinking? Did I just say something?"

Alice was quick to think, and suddenly her eyes widened, blocking Zhou Xun's words.

"Well……"

Only then did Zhou Xun realize that he had been fooled, because the eyes of the people around him had changed when they looked at him. Some were in disbelief, some were disdainful, and some were relieved.

Suddenly feeling a surge of counter-blood, Zhou Xun staggered a few times, his expression was timely and his strength was in place.

Alice didn't intend to end it like this. She sniffed her nose and said solemnly: "Zhou Xun, I am as beautiful as a flower after all, with willow eyebrows and almond-shaped eyes, dewy and delicate, beautiful, and flawless..."

"hiss!"

Xie Yifan suddenly looked frightened. If he had to sum up Big Fat Goose in one sentence, it would be, "This girl is very happy."

Zhou Xun was even more depressed.

It doesn’t matter if you criticize me with a stupid face, but you still say things that will make people think in front of an audience of hundreds of people. This is purely disgusting creativity, isn’t it?

Unexpectedly, classmate Alice became more and more energetic as she spoke. She spat on the ground and said in a vicious voice: "Thankfully, I'm ready to find a suitable opportunity to take advantage of you. If I had known that you were a piece of glass, I wouldn't have been blind."

I’ve never had that kind of thought, ugh..."

The faces of the students who were watching were suddenly filled with excitement.

unacceptable!

It’s simply heartbreaking!

This is simply outrageous! This kind of person is just...that's what he should do.

"Ha...hahahahahaha...!"

Jie Yifan suddenly laughed wildly.

The road outside the cafeteria was already crowded. Everyone almost laughed to tears when they saw Xie Yifan. They were stunned and stunned. The scene that had been noisy just now suddenly became eerily quiet.

"Damn it, no way!"

"What's the matter, are you crazy?"

After laughing for a while, Jie Yifan slowly stopped, patted Zhou Xun's shoulder seriously, and said sincerely: "Classmate Zhou Xun, it's not a bad thing for men to have hobbies, but as a classmate, I still have to advise you.

, you have such a beautiful, gentle, beautiful, and generous girlfriend waiting for you. In fact, you can completely refuse to come to our new classmates' reunion. Ahem, then, I won't delay the oral intimacy between you two, class.

There are many classmates waiting for me in class."

No matter what, anyway, a dead Taoist leader cannot die a poor Taoist.

After talking about a lot of nonsense to get himself out, Jie Yifan smiled politely at the big fat goose, and walked calmly towards the pub next to the cafeteria where students often used to gather.

go.

Zhou Xun's face suddenly froze, "Brother Xie, I still have..."

"Hey, classmate Zhou Xun, you and your girlfriend should be busy with your own affairs first. It's just a class reunion. There will be plenty of time in the future."

Almost stopped by Zhou Xun, Xie Yifan was so frightened that he broke out in cold sweat. He forced himself to calm down and politely interrupted what the other party was about to say. This time, Xie Yifan was no longer careful. After taking three steps, he ran away.

The back view has the charm of Pu Zhigao.

Zhou Xun's face was a little green, and he looked at Jie Yifan's back with a strange expression, his eyes were very... well, he didn't appreciate it anyway.

At this time, the faces of the boys and girls watching the excitement once again showed strange expressions. They thought they were seeing two rotten men with a strong gay smell today, but they did not expect that they were just a chance encounter at a reunion of new classmates.

Hey, no fun!

The crowd gradually dispersed, leaving Zhang Shilei, whose eyes were blurred with tears from laughter, still standing there in the distance.

At this end, Jie Yifan, who just rushed into the tavern and was out of breath, wiped his sweat. As soon as he raised his head, his eyes showed strong surprise again, with a black line on his face, "Hi, little beauty!"

"What are you talking about? A beauty is a beauty. When did you need to add a small word?"

Shu Xin puffed up her little mouth angrily, showing a naturally cute expression, and said: "Sister Yishuang, look at the salted duck eggs, he doesn't even let men go now."

"Cough cough cough..."
Chapter completed!