124. Chapter 124 Everything just started 3
After a while, except for the meteor and the other four guards, Xiao Mo gritted his teeth and sat down with the others.
Then Su Sheng, the starting man volunteered to make a joke first.
When the county magistrate interrogated the prisoner what age he was, the prisoner answered the pig. Unexpectedly, the county magistrate was furious: "This county is a pig, do you dare to be a pig?"
The prisoner hurriedly said, "Master, Xiaomin is really a pig and is born on the 20th day of winter."
The county magistrate then realized that the prisoner did not scold him, and sighed and said, "I have been born on the eighth day of the first lunar month."
The prisoner became much more obedient this time and replied loudly: "That's right. The master is a pig's head, and I'm a pig's going into the water!"
Except for Xiao Mo, who was also Bao Gong's face, everyone else laughed happily, and then Su Qing answered, "I'll tell you a few jokes that you can see."
"Mom, I have no money, give me some money.
What do you want to pay?
Go out to play... I can't go anywhere without money.
Silly kid, you can still die!"
The next second, laughter spread throughout the grass, and many people's eyes were attracted.
Xiao Mo's mouth just raised slightly, and then he looked serious again.
"Two men went to play on the mountain, and one of them accidentally fell off the cliff. The companion shouted anxiously: "Brother, how are you doing? Is there anything wrong?" Only the one who fell down replied: "I don't know, I'm still falling down~~~~~""
Everyone laughed and even Su Su was busy wiping her tears. She laughed so hard that tears came out. Only Xiao Mo was still there with a dark face and said disdainfully, "What's so funny about this?"
Princess Jiyue was almost laughing.
"Or you can do one." Su Qing gave the opportunity to Xiao Mo directly, and Xiao Mo raised his eyebrows.
Then Xiao Mo raised his throat, coughed a few times, and said in a straight voice, "Once upon a time, there was a scholar who hired a sedan chair to sit at a friend's house.
On the way, he saw the two sedan chairmen sweating and panting, and asked sympathetically: "Is it heavy?"
The sedan chair owner said: "Heavy."
This scholar was kind-hearted and carried a bag of copper coins placed in the sedan chair on his back.
Then he asked the sedan chair owner: "Is it still heavy?"
The sedan chair still answered: "Heavy"
The scholar said to himself: "That's strange. I have already carried a bag of copper coins in the sedan chair on my back. Why is it still heavy?"
As soon as the joke came out, Xiao Mo giggled over there alone. He thought that others would laugh, but he didn't expect that he would look at him silently and smiled, extremely embarrassed, and the laughter gradually became smaller, "Isn't it funny?"
Everyone shook their heads.
Xiao Mo's face became familiar, and he vaguely felt smoke coming from the cover of Tianling. Su Qing's mouth raised, "Hmph, don't you agree, you'll invite this tonight."
"Please please." Xiao Mo stopped wearing his hands on his chest and lowered his head and eyes. He would have stopped playing if he had known it, and his image was ruined.
Just as everyone was having fun, two woodcutters passed by here and muttered to themselves, "Those people are sick. There are no fish at all in that lake, and they are still sitting there for so long."
Xiao Mo and Su Qing couldn't help but look at each other, their faces became serious, and then nodded, "Let's go to other places to play."
Everyone noticed something was wrong and stood up and walked towards the carriage. Who knew that an arrow hit the carriage steadily with a "click".
Su Su, who was walking in the front, looked pale.
Chapter completed!