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Chapter 109 I Fuck a Fairy

Chapter 11 Sha Seng’s helplessness towards Zhu Bajie (this chapter is free)

Xili, Shen Mang, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi were doing market research on Yingbin Street in Longjiang City for future wealth-making plans. However, Xili, who was deep in thought, was interrupted by a deep, deep voice.

"Uh... the earth is round? It's the earth! Sister Feng! Sister Furong! Isn't that an internet celebrity from the earth decades ago!" The old man was talking about words from the earth. Could it be that he was as surprised as he was? Earthlings who have traveled here? Thinking of this, Xili quickly followed the sound and walked over. As he gradually got closer, Xili saw under a high wall a man with a full beard and messy hair. , basking in the sun leisurely.

The slovenly old man saw Sharp approaching from the slits in his eyes that had been sunburned. He couldn't help but flash his eyes, and then shouted feebly: "The sky is blue, the earth is round, in the dark We are destined to be together, Sister Feng is crying, Sister Furong is making trouble, I just hope that the person who is destined to come will come soon, and the unique secret book is only given to the person who is destined to be destined!"

"Old man, why is the earth round? Do you know Sister Feng and Sister Furong?" Sharp walked up to the old man, leaned down and asked in a low voice: "Are you Brother Pig?"

The sloppy old man didn't even blink when he heard the sharp question. He snorted coldly: "Where did you come from, this rash boy? Why do you have so many boring questions?"

"Uh...Old man, what did you say? Get up quickly and answer." Shen Mang, who was following Sharp, said angrily.

Seeing this, Sharp squatted down and turned around to glare at Shen Mang, and then said patiently: "Old man, these issues are very important to me, please tell me, okay?"

"Gift to those who are destined!" The sloppy old man suddenly pushed a yellowed thread-bound book in his hand into the arms of Sharp, who was squatting in front of him. Then he stood up unsteadily, turned around and muttered to himself: "Oh, I’ll go too!”

After the sloppy old man finished speaking, he saw his figure move, leaving only an afterimage and lost his trace. Sharp and others looked around again, and they could still see the shadow of the sloppy old man there.

"Ah...fuck you, you're a master!" Shen Maang opened his mouth in shock, with a look of disbelief on his face.

"My master is Zhu Bajie? Isn't that a very popular novel on earth that makes the best young men feel ashamed after seeing it? I'm so blind to him..." The sloppy old man's performance shocked Shen Maang, not just him. One person, Sharp, who had been squatting, was completely stunned at this time and sat down on the ground.

When Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi were reading stories in Lao Wangtou, they often heard about this kind of god who came and went without a trace, but hearing and seeing were two different things. Xiao Yunzi, who woke up first, stammered He pulled Sharp, who was sitting on the ground, and said: "Big... big... brother, hurry up... hurry up and see... look, this... what did the old god give you?"

"Yes, take a look quickly?" Xia Qi also asked hurriedly.

Being pulled by Xiao Yunzi and swayed left and right, he let out a sharp "uh" and gradually regained his consciousness. He quickly held the yellowed thread-bound book in his hand. Shen Mam, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi also hurriedly came over.

"Uh, why is there no name of the martial arts secret book on the yellowed book cover? It's different from what was shown on TV!" Sharp looked at the blank and yellowed book cover and muttered to himself, then turned to the first page, and when he saw it, content, he screamed out with a sharp voice, stood up suddenly and cursed: "Fuck you, you are a pig-headed ball ball, how are you playing with me? Is there such a thing as this? You don't play with people like this." !”

"Oh, mom!" The sharp suddenly madly shocked Shen Yan and Xia Qi, and Xiaoyunzi was startled.

"Boss, what is this written on this? Why haven't I seen such a text?" Xia Qi looked at the page that was opened sharply in his hand. A few text questions he didn't know said.

"On the day, if you know it, you will see the ghost." Xia Qi glanced sharply.

At this time, the sharp heart is depressed. The text on the first page is actually Chinese characters on the earth. What is even more angry is that these Chinese characters are actually ‘do n’t die, have nothing to practice!’ Eight characters.

At this time, I have completely trapped the sharpness in the tangled, and my fingers opened the second page again, and I saw the four Chinese characters of "Chasing the Star Chasing the Moon" on it. The next page, keep turning to the fourth page, that is, the last end page, there are some content related to the "chasing the stars, catching the moon", and too lazy to look at it. Damn, what's all of this? "The bitterness, cups, tangled sharpness in the heart of sharp heart, tangled the shock in my heart, and took the power of ten cows and three tigers to calm down. Alas, Xia Qi, Xiaoyunzi's face 'fascinated' face, the airway: "What to see, then go shopping."

Although they all have a belly question, after seeing the sharp and red facial expressions, no one dares to speak.

At this time, the old man who had just given a book was standing on the high sky of the dragon continent, and his swing turned into a red beard, black green face, and a thick sand monk. Below, the sharp and crazy scene can be seen.

"Hey, the second brother, the words you teach me are really in control, the second brother is indeed smarter than me." The sand monk scratched the loose hair on both sides and faced with the pig eight rings.

"Hahaha, don't look at who brothers are, small sample, with this escape skills, this kid should not die!" Zhu Bajie had a pair of expression of chest.

"Brother Second, how do I feel that this kid is the same 'sex' style as you, how do you ..." Before the Sand Seng said, he was interrupted by Zhu Bajie.

"Brother isn't there no way." As soon as I heard the sand monk began to grind the endless, I hurriedly "plugged in 'mouth.

"Who complained, who asked you to peek at others Chang'e Fairy to take a bath, and let me give you the wind. I never wanted to be caught by Erlang God. Our change of magical powers, alas, why do you say that we are suffering! "The monk shook his head helplessly.

"That Jade Emperor's Lao Er received our change of magical power, isn't that we are afraid that the two of us will become handsome. Do you sneak off your work and enjoy? Thanks to my cleverness, I ask my elder brother to teach our magical powers alone. It's been a century -old, hey ... "Speaking of this, Zhu Bajie's eyes flashed only 'lascivious' light.

"Isn't this good, but you are too much, and you can set up this kid to your vertical and horizontal galaxies, alas ..." Sand Seng sighed.

"Do you think about it? The monkey's transformation spell for his brother is the oral language of such a silly boy with the galaxy galaxy that the galaxy is worthy of the brother. Eighteen times. "Speaking of this, Zhu Bajie seemed to have committed suspicion again, and said:" Is it all the monkeys intentionally arranged? Or will there be such a coincidence? "

Everything is destined to be everywhere. Is it really a coincidence all this?

"Oh, it's really a clever enough." The monk looked at the Dragon Continent below.

"If you say that if I become a little beautiful, when I am making my sister, I will be changed by the oral language of this guy.

Arrange him to your vertical galaxy. Anyway, there are tens of thousands of years. There is no magic in the "Sao" to disturb the mortal world.

There are a lot of beautiful girls' underworld status! "Zhu Bajie bit his fingers, looking for a very longing look.

"Well, it's been so many years. Brother, you are still like this. You are equivalent to destroying the normal order of the lower boundary, and you are not afraid of King Yan Luo to sue the royal style?" Sand Seng reminded Zhu Bajie.

"So, I'll come to you to communicate with you. He can't get an accident on your side. With this small skill, he can protect himself.

It won't be over to pick him back. "Zhu Bajie felt that his arrangement was perfect, and he couldn't help but ask himself:" Brother Sand, is my brother very smart? "

"Uh ..." The monk was speechless, and he was on the thief boat of these two brothers again.

It turned out that the pig Bajie last time was a lie to the sharp saying. The real reason for the real lower realm was to peek at Chang'e's bath and was punished. If the conversation between the two was heard sharply, it would be completely angry.

On Yingbin Avenue, the sharp group who continued to do market inspections recovered the cheerful atmosphere at the beginning.

Damn.

"Boss, I want this, take the money!" Xia Qi pointed at a small ornament on a booth next to him, asking for money from sharp.

With Xia Qi's fingers, when looking at what was referred to, his eyes lit up and asked, "Do you like this kind of thing?"

"What is this, such a good thing, that girl doesn't like it!" Xia Qi urged sharply: "Hurry up, hurry up!"

"Oh, this lady is so good, this is a new product that came in from 'Xiangweiju', you smell this aroma, and it is not scattered."

When you come to the door with business, hurry up to Xia Qi, who stands in front of her stall, selling her products.

"Second brother, what is this kind of thing called?" Sharply pressed the excitement and asked Shen Yan who was standing around.

Shen Yan heard sharp questions, and was surprised as if he was looking at monsters. He looked up and down, and said, "I said big brother, no wonder the three girls say you, you say you, why do you even know that this is not this?

What? "
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