The first door in the world?
It’s so scary!
Why are home repair and travel repair not the first door?
Li Banfeng expressed dissatisfaction: "Madam, what are the techniques of this Taoist sect?"
"Hey, sir, what you said has stopped me. I don't know what Yuxiu's skills are.
Xiaonu has never seen Yuxiu. The Taoist sect of Yuxiu has been extinct for a long time. There have been no practitioners in the world for many years.
Xiaonu only knows that this Taoist sect is extremely powerful, they are extremely shrewd, and their methods are cunning, and there are no opponents at the same level."
No opponent?
All Taoist sects in the world, except for the cultivation of gold, are interconnected with each other. This is what the salesman said.
"Isn't there any Taoist sect that can restrain foolish cultivators?"
The record player said: "According to legend, there is only one Taoist sect in the world that can restrain foolish cultivators, but that Taoist sect is unable to fight against it."
"Wait a minute," Li Banfeng frowned, "Why can't I understand, which Taoist sect can restrain the foolish cultivator? Why can't I fight against it?"
"I don't know which Taoist sect it belongs to, and I don't know the reason why it is unable to fight. According to Xiaonu's guess, it may be that there are too few people in that Taoist sect, or it may be that they are not united."
"Do foolish cultivators have the same heart?"
"They are not too powerful, but they can still fight together. They jointly established the City of Fools in Puluo Prefecture. Because the Foolish Cultivators are too strong, everyone in Puluo Prefecture is frightened when they hear the name of Fools' City."
"They are so powerful, why are they extinct?"
"It's unclear. Some people say that they died because they were fooling each other, leading to internal strife.
Some people also say that because the tree attracts the wind, the foolish cultivator was besieged by other sects and eventually perished.
There are many different opinions, and it is difficult to distinguish between true and false, but Xiaonu only remembers one thing. When I was practicing, a senior once warned me that the City of Fools is still in the old land. Although there are no living cultivators, there are still dead souls.
Even if he becomes an undead, the foolish cultivator is still extremely powerful. That senior told me never to come to the City of Fools. My husband, how did you get here?"
Li Banfeng rubbed his forehead, his thoughts were confused.
How did I come to the City of Fools? What did I do here?
"Madam, are the tricks of foolish cultivators just to deceive people?"
Chichi~
"My lord, when I heard my senior talking about foolish cultivators, I thought the same thing back then. I think foolish cultivators should be called deceitful cultivators.
But there was an elder who once saw a foolish cultivator, and he warned me that foolishness is foolishness, and cheating is cheating. The key to foolish cultivating is foolishness, not cheating."
What does this elder do and why does he speak so convolutedly?
Li Banfeng thought for a moment and seemed to have come up with some clues.
Foolishness is foolishness, and cheating is cheating.
These people's deceptions are not necessarily very clever.
It's my IQ that has dropped.
It was me who was made "stupid" by them!
This is the power of foolish cultivation.
"No wonder I have been deceived since I entered the city. Even the people selling plasters on the street defrauded me of a dollar!"
Li Banfeng immediately stood up and wanted to leave Fool's City.
The record player called out: "Mr. Sir, why don't you wait before leaving. I think your thoughts are still a little confused. Maybe you have fallen into the tricks of foolish cultivators."
Li Banfeng turned around and looked at the record player: "Madam, do you have a way to resolve the stupid cultivator's technique?"
"This..." The record player couldn't help it.
She has never seen a foolish cultivator, how can she resolve the technique?
"Ms. sir, rest in the house for a while longer before going out." This is the only advice that the record player can give. Zhaixiu's ability to recover in the house is beyond the reach of other sects.
But Li Banfeng still has another concern: "Madam, I feel that my mind is getting more and more confused. I have been fooled by the tricks of foolish cultivators. The longer I delay, the deeper the poisoning will be."
"This..." The record player couldn't explain.
Li Banfeng asked again: "Since the City of Fools is the territory of foolish cultivators, will I be affected and become more and more stupid if I stay in this city for a long time?"
"This..." The lady still couldn't explain.
"I'd better leave as soon as possible!" Li Banfeng was about to go out again, without even bringing his magic weapon.
The lady greeted her and said, "Ms. sir, bring all the magic weapons with you.
Sister Calabash, if someone cheats on us men again, you must warn us."
Jiu Hulu responded: "When I was selling plasters, I never thought that my little brother could be fooled. When he bought the plasters, I thought the money was nothing."
The record player's heart tightened.
Did the gourd also fall into the trap?
The record player said again: "With blood, you can deal with the souls of the dead. Follow my husband."
Liansi, you are always in my husband’s ear, reminding him from time to time,
Old teapot, you are also awake. You are well-informed. Let’s go together.
Erdao, you are by your side to defend yourself against the officials.
There's no need to bring the judge's pen, it's useless.
Wear the calendar card, this bitch is quite smart."
Li Banfeng took a pair of magic weapons and walked to the door with the calendar card under his arm.
After thinking for a moment, Li Banfeng put the calendar card back again.
"I'm running away now. I'm walking down the street with a month sign under my arm. It's so eye-catching."
After Li Banfeng left, the wife was still worried: "My husband, something is not right today."
Hong Lian said from the side: "Let me go out and take a look. I have seen Yu Xiu, maybe I can help."
"Let you go out?" The record player thought seriously, "Wait a minute."
"When? Until that madman loses his life?"
The record player spit out a cloud of steam, burning the red lotus red: "Sister, don't say those unlucky words. If you wait patiently, I might let you out in your next life."
"Wicked woman!" Honglian spat at the record player, and the record player continued to burn with steam.
After some beatings, Honglian stopped talking. The record player looked at the calendar and said: "My husband, you should bring Meng De with you. Both De Xiu and Meng Xiu can disturb the mind, and they will definitely be useful in front of foolish cultivators."
Mengde agreed: "What Madam said is that I am useful."
Judge Bi sneered: "Too many."
The lady was startled and asked the judge: "Did you just say too much?"
"Humph..." Judge Bi was too lazy to repeat.
…
Li Banfeng returned to the inn room and found that the room had been messed up.
This store is not normal, it is probably a black store.
Why did I enter a black shop?
The innkeeper didn't find me, so he must have thought I had escaped.
Should I just use the trick and escape?
Or should we catch them off guard and kill them before they turn around?
In the past, Li Banfeng's first reaction would have been revenge.
Even though the store is full of dead souls, with the pendulum around, Li Banfeng is really not afraid of them.
But in the City of Fools, can I get an advantage by fighting against Foolish Cultivators?
Besides, there may be others in this inn. If I am surrounded, how can I escape?
Li Banfeng felt his head hurt when he thought too much.
Forget it, I'll take revenge later, it's more important to escape first.
Li Banfeng jumped out of the window, came to the street, and walked towards the city gate.
After walking for a while, Li Banfeng began to think about an important issue.
Go left or right?
Where is the city gate?
Didn't Li Banfeng come through the city gate?
Li Banfeng remembered the road from the city gate to the inn gate.
But now he jumped out of the guest room window and was in an alley, not on the street. He was a little confused as to how to get to the city gate.
Just because you changed the exit, you can't see the direction clearly?
Traveling monks can't recognize the direction?
Li Banfeng kept rubbing his head, becoming more and more irritable as he walked.
Jiu Gulu warned: "Little brother, don't worry, let's check the wind direction first and then judge the direction."
wind direction?
Li Banfeng couldn't remember what the wind direction was when he entered the city.
The earring reminded: "Master, how about we go back to the inn gate and walk back along the original road."
Zhong Pendulum angrily scolded the earrings: "You idiot, if you go back to the inn door, why don't you wait for the innkeeper to see you? What's the difference between this and throwing yourself into a trap?"
Earring retorted: "Then what can you do?"
Li Banfeng was too lazy to listen to their quarrel. These magic weapons were obviously affected by the City of Fools, and their IQs had dropped.
At critical moments, Li Banfeng has to make his own decisions when encountering critical issues.
Li Banfeng was in an alley, his sight was blocked, and he would definitely not be able to find his way out of the city.
If you find a place with a wide view, you can find the road, right?
There was a bell tower not far away. Li Banfeng crossed the alley, ran along the street to the bottom of the bell tower, and climbed to the top of the bell tower.
The view here is really broad!
This bell tower should be the tallest building in the entire City of Fools, right?
Li Banfeng looked up and quickly found the location of the city gate.
And he found more than one city gate, and he found the locations of all four city gates.
He is excited and happy.
More than a dozen people from Youlai Inn rushed out and celebrated with Li Banfeng.
"Look! He's up in the bell tower!"
"Quick! Don't let him get away!"
"Hold it down and chop it to death!"
A group of people rushed towards the bell tower, and Li Banfeng ran away quickly.
"How did they see me, how did they know I was here?"
After running a few steps, Li Banfeng frowned and realized what the problem was.
He was the only one in the city, and the rest were ghosts.
Just such a living person, and he went to stand at the highest place in the city.
What the hell was I thinking?
What am I doing climbing so high?
It was very difficult for the people at the inn to find me.
Running all the way through the city, Li Banfeng tried his best to finally get rid of his pursuers.
After a moment of breathing, another voice appeared in my ears: "Young man, I tried to persuade you, but you just didn't listen. Do you still want to leave the city?"
Li Banfeng looked back and saw that it was the fortune teller from Jinmen again. Li Banfeng had given him a hundred yuan before.
"How did you find me?"
"The evil spirit is on you, I can see it from a long distance away."
"How did you know I was leaving town?"
The fortune teller smiled and said: "The fortune is on your face. How can you hide it from my eyes? Young man, you must not leave the city. The bloody disaster is right in front of you."
Li Banfeng walked away without saying a word to the fortune teller.
The bloody disaster happened only when I stayed in this city. Now my brain is getting more and more exhausted. If I stay here any longer, I won't even know how to hide if someone cuts me with a knife.
While walking in the alley, Li Banfeng kept saying something silently in his heart: "The street ahead is the street, it must be the street..."
In the end, the road ahead turned out to be an alley.
Li Banfeng was lost again.
What can I do?
Looking for someone to ask for directions?
Is it possible for this person to tell the truth?
Seeing that Li Banfeng was a little irritable, Teapot advised him: "Brother, go home for a while and take a nap first. You are a housekeeper, so just take a rest and feel better."
The old teapot's suggestions are similar to those of others and are of little value.
But Li Banfeng can only go back to live with him now.
He had a headache, whether he was tired or angry.
He felt that his thoughts were becoming more and more chaotic, and even thinking about a small thing required a lot of brain power.
After returning to his home, Li Banfeng threw himself on the bed and fell asleep.
The record player asked about what happened, but a group of magic weapons turned around and couldn't understand.
The record player was also a little panicked: "What's going on? Are you all stupid?"
She was a little scared, she was worried that Li Banfeng would never get out again.
"My dear husband, go to sleep. When you wake up and your mind is clear, you will be fine."
"Humph!" Judge Bi snorted coldly and fell asleep first.
PS: Who has higher cultivation level, the medicine seller, the fortune teller, or the shopkeeper in a black shop?
Chapter completed!