Li Banfeng took a feather duster and searched around the room.
There isn't one in the main room.
There is none in the second room either.
When he walked to the third room, Li Banfeng saw Tang Dao sleeping leaning against the door with a few rags beside him.
Tang Dao loved to be clean and liked to wipe his body with a cloth when he had nothing to do. Li Banfeng glanced at the third room, then closed the door and left. A piece of "rag" beside Tang Dao moved quietly.
This is not a piece of cloth, this is a glove. The dirt and oil on the body make it look inconspicuous.
It stretched out two fingers and crawled slowly on the ground, preparing to get into the storage box.
Li Banfeng suddenly opened the door, picked up the feather duster, and beat him violently with his gloves.
Gauntlet shouted loudly: "Don't hit, don't hit, catch thieves and seize stolen goods, you can't just hit people without any evidence!"
While shouting, he ran towards the door and rushed into the main room. He was wrapped in steam again and was half burned to death.
In desperation, Gloves crawled towards the door of his residence and struggled for a long time near the crack in the door, unable to get out.
Unless Li Banfeng takes him with him, no one can come in and out of the portable room at will. In despair, Mittens hugged a ball and cried: "You can't beat me. If you really beat someone to death, you will all have to go to court!"
Li Banfeng pointed at his gloves with a feather duster and said, "Where's my wallet?"
"Who knows where your wallet is? What do I owe you? Do I still keep an eye on it for you every day?"
Mittens is stubborn and refuses to admit it.
But Li Banfeng did believe that he did it.
Li Banfeng has always had doubts about the Taoism of gloves.
It moves quickly, but there are some differences between it and Traveling Cultivator, especially in terms of movement, which is obviously weirder than Traveling Cultivator.
When dealing with danger, traveling cultivators relied on speed and adaptability, while gloves relied more on skills and insight. This reminded Li Banfeng of a Taoist sect that he hated very much, the pirate cultivator.
Li Banfeng had suffered the loss of pirated repairmen in Lushui City. He just encountered a robber, which reminded him of the scene when he encountered stolen repairmen.
"You don't recognize it, right? I asked Alian to greet you!" Li Banfeng picked up his gloves and went to the sixth room.
Gloves shouted loudly: "The sky is clear and the sun is bright. How could you frame me like this? I really didn't take your wallet. I didn't take it. I picked it up casually!"
Li Banfeng held up his gloves and said, "Tell me clearly, where did you pick it up?"
"I found it in your clothes."
"Isn't that just stealing?" Li Banfeng picked up the feather duster and beat him violently again.
"I don't hate anything else, I just hate stealing. If a man does things openly and aboveboard, if we are short of money to spend, we will go out and rob openly. Why do we do such a dirty thing as stealing?"
The five fingers of the gloves ran around and dodged, and vomited Li Banfeng's wallet out of his stomach: "Don't hit, don't hit, to catch a thief you want to catch the stolen goods, there is no basis, no evidence, why do you hit someone?"
Li Banfeng continued to beat him: "My wallet is here, and you still say that I have no evidence?"
Glove shouted: "I have something to say. I'm not coveting your money, I just want you to see how good I am!"
"What's your quality?" Li Banfeng stopped.
Glove stood with his thumb and little finger as legs, his index finger and ring finger as hands, and his middle finger as head. He held it upright in front of Li Banfeng and said, "Your cultivation level is not low, and the magic weapon in your hand is of sufficient weight."
, just that record player, it looks like it’s not vulgar at first glance..."
Li Banfeng slapped his gloves on the ground with a feather duster: "Speak properly and don't show the middle finger.
Also, the record player is my wife, not a magic weapon, you have to call her madam from now on."
The middle finger of the glove was closed, and the index finger was used as the head, shaking it, and then said: "Let's not talk about the wife, let's talk about the cultivation first.
Since your cultivation level is not low, you know how superb my methods are. When I stole my wallet from you, you didn't notice it at all. This is my true ability!
From now on, if you carry me with you, if you want to get anything from the other side, I can get it back for you.
Especially when you encounter a strong enemy, I can take back the things you can see, and I can take back the things you can’t see.
After two rounds of fighting, you can get back the opponent's magic weapon. Can you still win this battle? I have such good means, but you lock me in this room, how unyielding are you?"
Li Banfeng shook his head and said: "It's not a loss of talent, at most it's a waste of things."
Gauntlet snorted coldly, not very satisfied with Li Banfeng's explanation.
Li Banfeng asked: "So, you are a pirate cultivator, not a traveling cultivator."
The index finger of the glove shook slightly: "I don't like to hear the idea of ​​a pirate cultivator. I think I am a traveling cultivator.
In our community, we have to change places frequently and move around a lot. If we stay in one place for a long time, we can easily get caught. Isn't this the same as traveling as a sojourn?"
"Fart!" Hong Ying said angrily, "You bastard, who the hell is like you? You are a bird thief who wants to die!"
The power of the spear was so great that Gloves was so frightened that he fell down on the ground and shouted: "Catch thieves and seize stolen goods. You have no evidence, so why should you beat someone!"
Li Banfeng frowned: "Why did you say this again?"
Gauntlet got up from the ground, repositioned himself, shook his head and said, "I always said this when I was beaten before. I'm used to it."
Li Banfeng nodded and said, "So, you are sincerely following me?"
Gauntlet nodded: "A good minister chooses his master to serve, and a good bird chooses a tree to roost on. I think you have a good character. From now on, it's no problem to charge into battle."
"You and Wu Decheng said the same thing, right?"
Wu Decheng, the elder of the Qingshou Association, the former owner of the gloves.
Just because the gloves didn't obey the command at the critical moment, Lao Wu didn't even have a chance to fight back.
Gauntlet shook his head and said, "Old Wu's character is much worse than yours. He and I are just acting on occasion."
Li Banfeng nodded and said with a smile: "Is it true that you follow me?"
"That's for sure!"
"Magical weapons in the world all have capital. Tell me, what capital does it cost you to use them?"
Gloves tapped the table with his ring finger, as if he were a big shot negotiating: "When it comes to cost, it's all about outsiders. We are so speculative, so we have to show some affection.
Whatever you want, I will help you get it. Afterwards, just let me take something from you.
Don't worry, it's not necessarily something too valuable. You took advantage of it, so you can't make me suffer too much, brother. I should be rewarded a little."
Li Banfeng shook the feather duster and asked, "Can you explain it more clearly?"
"Let me give you an example. You take me out to fight, and I will steal back a magic weapon for you, worth one hundred thousand oceans.
I'll take 20,000 yuan from you later. Isn't that too much?"
Li Banfeng nodded and said, "It's not too much."
Gloves continued: "Sometimes what is taken away is not necessarily the ocean, sometimes it may be other things.
Gold, silver, gems, calligraphy and painting, antiques, etc., in short, the price will not be more than what I stole, and I will definitely not let you suffer!"
Li Banfeng nodded and said: "Besides these things, there are probably other things, right? Do you have to take some magic weapons from me occasionally?"
"That's not necessarily true..." Glove's voice was a little soft, but Li Banfeng hit the nail on the head.
Li Banfeng then asked: "Do you sometimes have to take something from me, like my heart, liver, arms, legs, eyes, etc.?"
"Usually not..." Glove's voice became even quieter.
Li Banfeng then asked: "If the price is right, can you still take my life?"
Glove sighed: "What do you want me to say..."
Wow!
Li Banfeng poured a piece of tea on his glove, and his hot glove screamed: "Catch thieves and catch stolen goods. Even if you catch the stolen goods, you still have to go to the government to speak out. You can't abuse lynching!"
Li Banfeng said to the record player: "Madam, give him a good shake and teach him the rules of our house first."
Gloves also tried to escape, but was trapped by the old teapot's barrier. The old teapot advised earnestly: "Brother, you have to change your rules."
Gauntlet shook his finger and said: "This rule cannot be changed, it is the foundation of our livelihood!"
"Brother, I thought the same way at the beginning. As a result, I was disciplined for several months. I no longer think so. The result is the same anyway. Why do you have to find fault for yourself?"
Gloves snorted coldly: "People are different, and gloves are different from teapots. I'm not that kind of weakling!"
The teapot was helpless and poured another pot of tea.
The lady smiled and immediately sent a burst of steam.
Half an hour later.
All the fingers of the glove were lying on the ground, except for the index finger, which was standing upright with difficulty and tremblingly said to Li Banfeng: "Master, what are your orders?"
Li Banfeng said: "If you work with me, I should give you some reward, but this cannot let you make the decision. You can take whatever I give you. Do you understand?"
Gauntlet nodded repeatedly: "I will do whatever the master asks me to do, and I will listen to you from now on."
Li Banfeng said: "It's empty talk, let's make a contract!"
There should normally be a contract between a magic weapon and its owner, but Li Banfeng trusted his magic weapon and did not require them to sign a contract.
But gloves are an exception. They are high-level and scheming, so they must be guarded against.
The deed is easy to write. Jiu Gulu once wrote a deed with Mr. Yao. In a few words, the matter was agreed upon. The main content is that the magic weapon cannot betray its owner.
Gauntlet read it carefully twice, not sure if he could find the loopholes in it.
He picked up a pen from the table and was about to sign when Li Banfeng took the pen off and replaced it with ink pad: "Don't make up a fake name to lie to me, just give me your fingerprint!"
Glove looked at the ink pad and was very conflicted: "If this thing gets stained, it won't be easy to wash!"
"I have a way to wash it for you," Li Banfeng said with a smile, "Don't be nagging, just click on it quickly."
The record player was still worried and told Li Banfeng: "My lord, these gloves are too sinister. I'd better keep them under control at home for a while. It won't be too late to take them out after my lord reaches the sixth floor."
Dear lady, you don’t know, your husband-in-law is already on the sixth floor.
Your husband has an eleventh level of cultivation, but he still can't suppress a magic weapon?
…
In the Lu family mansion, Duan Shaohong was still wiping tears in front of Duan Shaoxia: "Sister, you pity my poor sister, just let me take Huaiyi away!"
Duan Shaoxia had a sullen face and said nothing.
She was fed up with Duan Shaohong's nagging, and especially didn't want to see Duan Shaohong nagging in front of "Zhang Huaiyi".
Monkey Qiu entered the main hall, and Duan Shaoxia quickly changed the subject: "Xiao Qiu, has the date for the wine presentation been decided?"
Duan Shaoxia also knew about the news that Lu Maoxian was seriously injured. She felt that now was a good opportunity to have a drink.
Qiu Zhiheng said: "Madam, we will talk about serving the wine later. Miss Dongchun is here."
Duan Shaoxia was startled: "Lu Dongchun? What is she doing here?"
"Come to discuss the old lady's affairs with you."
Duan Shaoxia waved her hands and said, "It's so disgusting that I can't see her!"
PS: Who is Lu Dongchun? So unpopular with his wife?
Thanks to the leader Xi Yuzhou, Xueer fans, 20170316211056786 for their strong support.
In order to pay more for the leader of the alliance, I asked Shala to wait for a few days to serve it.
Chapter completed!