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Chapter 301: Kick on the nose and hit the face

Li Banfeng kept thinking about the oil pot, but he didn't expect to enter the oil lake as soon as he went out.
How could an oil lake appear?
Am I not in Xiaoyaowu? Why did I come to this place again?
There were some waves on the lake, but no stars were visible in the night sky.
Is this the new land?
Or is it old soil?
The buoyancy of oil is very small and the viscosity is very high, making swimming in oil very difficult.
Li Banfeng looked at the distance to the shoreline, which was a bit far away. He then looked at the small island in the middle of the lake, which was less than a hundred meters away from him.
Logically speaking, he should swim to the shore.
But just after swimming a few meters to the shore, Li Banfeng felt that something was wrong. There seemed to be some kind of creature in the oil lake that was eyeing him.
No matter what type of creature they are, Li Banfeng probably won't be able to gain an advantage in a fight in the oil lake.
Go ashore first and observe the situation.
Li Banfeng quickly swam to the side of the island. He was covered in oil. The rocks on the island were also covered in oil. Li Banfeng could not climb up.
As soon as I went out, I fell into the oil lake. I was so busy swimming that I almost forgot the magic weapon.
The magic weapon on his body is also capable of flying.
Li Banfeng patted the Tang Dao and the wine gourd. The Tang Dao flew to the shore. The wine gourd washed away the grease on the scabbard with wine. Li Banfeng grabbed the scabbard and came to the shore together.
The island is not big and you can see the end at a glance.
There was a spring in the center. Li Banfeng stepped forward and smelled it. The spring was filled with water, not oil.
He took out the wine gourd and said, "Sister, get some good wine and let me wash away this greasy body."
Jiu Gourd also felt uncomfortable: "I'll help my sister wash it too. It's sticky and it's really uncomfortable."
Tang Dao didn't feel uncomfortable at all: "This is fine oil. I just need to wash the handle of the knife. There is no need to wash the blade."
Zhong Pendulum also knew that the quality of the oil was good, but he was worried that Li Banfeng would dislike it, so he didn't know whether he should wash it or not.
Li Banfeng cleaned himself and washed his clothes, but he didn't have to change them.
There was oil everywhere, and Li Banfeng didn't dare to light a fire. He simply stayed naked and waited for it to dry slowly.
The gloves were also washed and mixed in the pile of clothes, and a few bills were quietly taken from the wallet.
Li Banfeng looked around, quietly observing this strange place.
It looked familiar, as if I had been here before, but I couldn't remember the exact time or experience.
Looking at the ripples on the lake surface, Li Banfeng finally thought clearly.
He came in a dream.
In his dream, he was sitting on a cruise ship with his wife, spending a romantic time in the calm sea and the afterglow of the sunset.
But what I dreamed about at that time was the sea. Why did I come to the lake?
Could it be that something abnormal happened in my dream?
Li Banfeng patted the wine gourd, which had just been washed, and said angrily: "In front of so many people, don't always pat the peach. Am I really not ashamed of being a sister?"
Li Banfeng asked: "Did I do anything special when I was sleeping?"
Jiu Gulu thought for a moment: "No special behavior, just a few words in sleep."
"What sleep talk?"
"You seem to have been saying that Oil Lake must be this place, right?"
I said oil lake...
"I'm obviously talking about the oil pot!"
Li Banfeng was very angry.
Last time, Li Banfeng was dragged to Heishipo by his travel companion because he saw the photos of Heishipo.
This time, it was because of a few words about "oil pot" in his mouth and some scenes in the dream that the traveler dragged Li Banfeng to the oil lake, to a place he had never seen before.
Traveling with you has been a bit too much lately.
It's just that you dragged me around. You didn't even take the key with you. You didn't even think about how I would get back.
I have to find an opportunity to communicate with him.
After waiting for more than an hour, Li Banfeng was about to put on his clothes, which were half dry, and he was thinking about how to leave this place.
Jiu Gulu reminded: "Little brother, if we wash it so well, will we have to swim to the shore later?"
Li Banfeng didn't want to swim in the oil anymore. He always felt that unknown creatures were still staring at him, and there was more than one.
He looked at the environment on the island. There was some grass but no trees. The idea of ​​building a raft seemed unfeasible.
Besides building a raft, is there any other way?
Judge pen!
Li Banfeng took out the judge's pen, drew a circle on the spot, pointed to the shore and said: "Let's go there!"
After waiting for about ten minutes, the judge's pen said two words: "Too far."
Li Banfeng said angrily: "You have been resting for such a long time, but flying hundreds of meters is still far away?"
Judge Bi took a deep breath, gathered his energy, and said four words: "Rest for two more days."
Li Banfeng wanted to throw the judge's pen into the lake, but he was reluctant to do so.
The judge's pen failed. Li Banfeng looked at Tang Dao and asked seriously: "Do you know how to fly with a sword?"
Tang Dao replied seriously: "I am Dao."
"It doesn't matter, as long as the artistic conception is achieved!"
Tang Dao's cultivation has improved a lot recently. Li Banfeng grabbed the scabbard, and it was able to fly up with Li Banfeng. As a result, it flew more than ten meters, and Tang Dao suddenly dived towards the lake.
"What to do!" Li Banfeng exclaimed.
Tang Dao tried his best to control the direction and flew back to the island with Li Banfeng.
"Lord, there is a cold wind dragging me into the oil. I really can't control my body. Please allow me to try again!"
Li Banfeng looked at the yellow and clear lake surface and couldn't help but shuddered.
The cold comes out of nowhere. According to the technique of seeking good luck and avoiding bad luck, this is a sign of great danger.
Let Tang Dao try it again?
Better say goodbye.
Is there a more secure way?
Li Banfeng gathered several magic weapons together and discussed countermeasures, and the new projector came up with his idea.
"I can try. I can project a boat on the lake, but I need a fulcrum for stable flight."
In terms of flight stability, the pendulum is undoubtedly the best. Although its strength is limited, it should not be difficult to hoist a projector.
The most difficult part is controlling the light source of the projector.
This projector uses a candle as its light source. If a spark falls out of the candle, you can imagine what will happen to the oil lake.
Whether it can be stable depends on the pendulum's methods.
The pendulum flew in the air and suspended the projector on the lake. The projector projected a boat on the lake.
Li Banfeng got on the boat, took all the magic weapons with him, rowed the boat, and moved forward slowly on the lake.
The pendulum flies slowly with the boat.
It must be stable, it must be stable.
Li Banfeng's boat rowed steadily, the pendulum flew steadily, and the projection of the projector was also stable.
The island was seven or eight hundred meters away from the shore. Almost halfway, a gust of wind suddenly blew over!
The screen shook for a while, and Li Banfeng exclaimed: "Steady!"
The pendulum tried its best to stabilize, but unfortunately it failed to stabilize.
The projector kept shaking, and the projection shook with it. If it weren't for the travel repairman's good coordination, Li Banfeng would definitely have fallen into the lake.
After finally waiting for the wind to subside, Li Banfeng was about to row the boat forward when a spark appeared on the lake.
This fell out of the projector.
Because it was bumpy just now, no one noticed it.
Li Banfeng saw the flames rising from the lake, picked up his oars, and rowed quickly towards the shore!
Too late!
In the blink of an eye, there was a sea of ​​fire on the lake, and the boat was on fire.
The things produced by the projector have entities, and entities will be affected by the environment.
The projector tried to recover the boat, but the recovery speed was nowhere near the speed of the fire.
Li Banfeng grabbed Tang Dao and said, "Let's go!"
Tang Dao wanted to fly, but under the blazing flames, the airflow was chaotic and he couldn't fly with Li Banfeng.
A weapon is a weapon, not a means of transportation. When encountering this situation, there is no way to deal with it for a while.
At the critical moment, Li Banfeng could only jump into the lake, hide under the oil surface, and dive to the other side.
There was something huge swimming underneath the oil surface, and Li Banfeng had already seen its outline.
When I was in a dilemma, I suddenly heard the judge's pen say: "It's okay."
What's okay?
The judge's pen means that the distance is not bad.
The whole journey is too long, but the half journey is fine.
He took Li Banfeng and a group of magic weapons and flew to the shore. Once on the shore, Li Banfeng got into the sand and gravel, rolled over, and extinguished the fire on his body first.
When I got up and looked at the Oil Lake again, the fire on the lake was also extinguished.
The mirror-like lake surface occasionally rippled, as if nothing had happened.
Li Banfeng felt that danger was approaching, so he packed up his magic weapon and hurried away.
His hair was burned a lot, and Zhong Pendulum kept comforting Li Banfeng: "Master, don't worry, I will go back and tidy it up for you, and I will make sure it looks better than the original hairstyle."
Li Banfeng didn't care about his hair style and walked faster and faster.
After walking more than two hundred meters, Li Banfeng suddenly slipped and swayed on the spot for a few steps before stopping.
He looked towards the roadside.
A middle-aged man in his fifties was sitting on the roadside, looking up at Li Banfeng.
"Are you leaving now?" the man asked with a smile.
Li Banfeng looked at the man's face. He had fairly regular features, his eyes were a little smaller, his eyebrows were a little thicker, his nose bridge was a little short, and his nose was round. He looked like a middle-aged man with a kind appearance.
It's just that his skin is so shiny. It shines brightly in the night light, and oil droplets slowly slide down from his cheeks from time to time.
"You're here, can you talk to me? No one has spoken to me for a long time." The middle-aged man's tone was pleading.
Li Banfeng looked at his feet. There was only sand and no trace of oil.
Why is there no oil mark but my feet are still slippery?
The reasons may be complicated, but there is only one conclusion.
This middle-aged man with a greasy face is far more powerful than Li Banfeng.
Just chat for a few words. Li Banfeng looked at his feet. The middle-aged man smiled and indicated that Li Banfeng could walk.
Li Banfeng sat next to the middle-aged man, handed him a cigarette out of habit, and asked, "Are you the owner of this place?"
"This is indeed my place." The middle-aged man nodded, but confiscated Li Banfeng's cigarette.
Li Banfeng saw that the cigarette was covered with oil stains, so he took it back in embarrassment.
Seeing this, the middle-aged man quickly explained: "It's not that I dislike your cigarettes, it's because I don't want to smoke today. I've been a little angry in the past two days and have a lot of pimples on my face."
Li Banfeng took a look and found that there were indeed many pimples on the middle-aged man's face, especially on his nose. Most of the pimples had white heads, and the juice inside seemed to be about to flow out.
The middle-aged man touched his nose and said with a bitter smile: "These lumps are particularly uncomfortable. They burst when touched and cannot be squeezed out."
Li Banfeng advised: "Don't squeeze it casually. You have to find someone who is familiar with it before you can squeeze it out."
The middle-aged man looked at Li Banfeng seriously: "Which one do you think is more mature?"
Li Banfeng pointed at a pimple and said, "I think this is about the same. You see, the white hair is all black. You can squeeze it out with a little force."
The middle-aged man touched the lump, pinched the base of the lump, and exerted force with his thumb and index finger, and the tip of the lump quickly swelled.
Bang!
The pimple burst, and a ball of grease spurted out and landed next to the pimple.
A pimple burst, why is there such a big movement?
This is not just a pimple.
Li Banfeng looked at the lake. The small island in the center of the lake flew into the air, carrying a large amount of oil, and landed on the shore opposite the oil lake.
The pimple was squeezed out, and there was some blood on the wound.
The originally yellow oil lake turned red.
The middle-aged man looked at Li Banfeng with a sour feeling of comfort and smiled.
He asked Li Banfeng: "Do you know where you are?"
Li Banfeng was dumbfounded for a moment: "I feel like I've been cheated on."
The middle-aged man smiled and touched his nose: "Isn't it true? You came up on your nose!"
PS: A pimple and a lake, how big is this man’s face?
Chapter completed!
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