Chapter 310 Love and Sorrow
On the twelfth day, Li Banfeng led everyone to Meng Yuchun's territory.
It rained heavily last night, and Cao Zhida's tent was flooded. He seemed to have caught a cold, and said to Li Banfeng in a thick nasal voice: "I think those hunters really didn't take advantage. Who is willing to be the landlord of this poor place?"
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Li Banfeng said: "Let me tell you, after the land is successfully opened, you must come here frequently to take care of it, and the land is not allowed to be abandoned. This is the rule of the land god, and it will be written in the deed."
Cao Zhida said with a bitter face: "Master Qi, isn't this difficult? Otherwise we surrender directly, even if we fail to open up wasteland."
"We can't surrender when we open up wasteland here. We have to fight to the death."
The hunters all panicked: "That won't work. If you can't beat it, you can't beat it. You can't lose your life!"
Li Banfeng nodded and said, "Let me discuss it with the Earth God. This rule is a bit too unreasonable."
When they arrived at Li Banfeng's land, the big toad was checking the guard posts of the mountain wolf and the golden eagle. Li Banfeng was very satisfied and gave the big toad five pills: "As long as you do your duty, you will get one every month. This is a fixed price."
money."
The big toad raised its chest and raised its head and said, "With Master Qi's words, not even a single mosquito can fly in on your land!"
Buzz~
While I was talking, a mosquito actually flew close to me.
The big toad stuck out its tongue and ate the mosquito on the spot.
Dozens of people suddenly came to the boundary, and Meng Yuchun rushed over soon.
Unlike other earth gods, she did not come here as a will-o'-the-wisp, she revealed her true form directly in front of everyone.
A group of hunters were dumbfounded.
Where did this beauty come from?
Is it weird?
If all the weirdos looked like this, they would be able to create the legend of the Fifth Master.
Meng Yuchun wanted to say that she was the Earth God, but the Earth God would not show up easily in front of people.
Li Banfeng was afraid of scaring the hunters, so he introduced her: "This girl is the messenger sent by the Earth God."
messenger?
Are there any messengers here to open up wasteland?
This is the first time I've seen it.
Master Qi already said that he was a messenger, so a group of hunters would not doubt him. They gathered around and introduced themselves one after another.
"Sister, I'm not good at anything else. I'm definitely good at clearing land. In Lanyang Village, I'm the second best in clearing land. No one dares to say I'm the first."
"Don't listen to his nonsense, our Fifth Master is the number one in opening up wasteland in Lanyang Village, and after the Fifth Master, I must be the one!"
"What they said was nonsense. I said a few serious words. I have been doing this for more than ten years and I have never failed."
Cao Zhida shouted: "What are you doing? You can't show even one point of your skills, and you are bragging about twelve points. Isn't it a shame?"
The hunters were dissatisfied, but they did not dare to contradict Cao Zhida.
Cao Zhida stepped forward and clasped his fists: "Girl, I am an expert on land reclamation. If you think it is appropriate to open up wasteland, just ask."
Meng Yuchun said happily: "Is it possible to go ten miles?"
Cao Zhida slapped his chest and said, "Watch it for me."
A group of hunters were frightened and all retreated into the distance.
Ten miles away?
Isn't this seeking death?
Even Li Banfeng was frightened.
"I'll take care of everything on you?" Li Banfeng grabbed Cao Zhida and said to Meng Yuchun, "We can't open a land of ten miles, but we can open a land of one mile at most."
"Only one mile?" Meng Yuchun was disappointed.
Cao Zhida said to Li Banfeng: "Master Qi, the local god has sent an envoy. Let's just listen to their arrangements. This is called doing as the Romans do in the country."
Li Banfeng stared at Cao Zhida and frowned.
What happened to Lao Cao?
Meng Yuchun is quite good-looking, but Cao Zhida was once a supporter of the Lu family and had seen many beauties, so he would not have such a bad character.
Li Banfeng pulled Meng Yuchun aside and said in a low voice: "I brought these people and they have to follow my arrangements. They can open a plot of land one mile at most."
Meng Yuchun thought for a moment and said: "That's okay, one person per mile..."
"It's not one mile per person, but one mile in total!"
"More than fifty people in total can only drive one mile!" Meng Yuchun refused, "Li Qi, are you kidding me?"
Li Banfeng did not play tricks on Meng Yuchun. This group of hunters was recruited and they were not familiar with each other. He was not sure about their cultivation level, so he first opened a mile of land to test the quality.
Meng Yuchun asked: "According to your method, who will be the landlord?"
Li Banfeng said: "It depends on who is the most capable and who can afford the land. The others will also come in vain. I will not give less money to open the land.
If someone really has the ability to open a plot of land by himself, we will make arrangements."
Meng Yuchun reluctantly agreed, but Cao Zhida refused. He insisted on opening a separate piece of land no matter what.
Meng Yuchun was willing, Cao Zhida was also willing, and Li Banfeng couldn't say more.
As before, all rules were kept simple. Meng Yuchun drew the boundaries and started the school exam on the spot.
After three days of fighting, both plots of land were developed.
These fifty or so hunters basically all have experience in opening up wasteland, so it is not difficult to open up a mile of land.
It was really not easy for Cao Zhida. He fought bloody battles alone for three days and suffered many injuries.
Meng Yuchun admired Cao Zhida very much and praised: "You are the most capable among this group of people."
This sentence is bad.
Cao Zhida patted his chest and said, "Girl, give me another three miles of land, and I'll show you what I'm really capable of!"
Li Banfeng grabbed Cao Zhida and said, "Are you crazy?"
Cao Zhida looked at Li Banfeng calmly: "Master Qi, I usually obey you in everything. Please help me today and let me look good in front of Miss Meng!"
Li Banfeng asked: "Don't you want your life if you have a long face?"
"No," Cao Zhida shook his head and said, "As long as I can accompany Miss Meng from now on, I am willing to throw my life away here!"
Cao Zhida wants to open land, but no one can stop him.
The big toad jumped forward and said to Li Banfeng: "Master Qi, I'm afraid this man has eaten sweet snot."
Li Banfeng said angrily: "Nonsense! The snot is obviously salty!"
"I'm not talking about the snot, but a kind of wandering monster. According to the name in the book, it's called the Love Slug."
"Wandering monster? Are you disobedient to the local gods?"
Gugua!
Toad's cheeks puffed up: "Master Qi is right, the wandering monsters are not controlled by the Earth God, and their level is not low.
Love slugs are formed by the souls of several lovers stuck together. These souls have been in the new land for a long time. They no longer have the appearance of ghosts, but have bodies like slugs. They specialize in burrowing into the nostrils of lovers.
Brother Cao is really interested in Miss Meng, but he's been hit by sweet snot, and now he's out of control."
Li Banfeng looked at Meng Yuchun: "Don't she know about this kind of wandering monster?"
"Gu Gua, as far as I know, she rarely came to Xindi when she was a human, and now she has only been a local god for less than a year. Sweet nose is rarely seen, so she may not recognize it.
Moreover, when you are infected with sweet nasal discharge, there are no other symptoms other than being overly affectionate, and it is difficult for ordinary people to distinguish. I only suspected that he was playing tricks when I heard Brother Cao talking and getting angry."
"Is this thing fatal?"
"Brother Cao has the intention to separate people, but Miss Meng has no intention. Even if we stop him from opening up wasteland, he will die of lovesickness in the future."
Cao Zhida's eyes never left Meng Yuchun. Li Banfeng asked Toad: "Can he still be saved?"
"Since Master Qi asked, I am willing to give it a try. Whether it succeeds or not depends on his own destiny. Can Master Qi find a way to make him fall asleep first?"
It was not easy to get Lao Cao to sleep. He had been fighting in Xindi for three days without sleeping a wink, but he was still very energetic.
Li Banfeng sent everyone away and took out Ling Miaoying's music box.
After winding up the clockwork, Li Banfeng turned the little man on the turntable so that his face looked towards Cao Zhida.
This is how the lady taught Li Banfeng.
Li Banfeng flipped the switch, and the villain stood still for a moment facing Cao Zhida, selected the target, and began to slowly rotate on the turntable.
Soothing piano music drifted towards Cao Zhida, and after a while, Cao Zhida fell asleep.
Li Banfeng put away the music box, and the toad jumped up to Cao Zhida, pointed at Cao Zhida's nose, and stuck out its tongue.
A long tongue wriggled on Lao Cao's nose, and the tip gradually bifurcated, standing up like two tentacles.
The tentacles rubbed the mouth of the nose for a moment, and then another pair of tentacles stretched out from the inside of the nose.
It's a slug!
What a monster.
The slug wriggled out bit by bit. During the whole process, the big toad didn't make a sound.
Until most of the slug came out, the big toad rolled its tongue, caught the slug, and pulled it out of Cao Zhida's nose.
Is this considered a success?
No.
Lao Cao was finally saved, but now the big toad is in danger.
The love slug is extremely good at parasitism and can get into the nose of a giant toad in a blink of an eye.
The big toad was on guard and flicked its tongue, throwing the slug to the ground.
If he hadn't heard the giant toad introduce the characteristics of this slug, Li Banfeng would probably have trampled it to death with his foot in Wanchuan.
But if you step on it like this, the slug may not die. It is a collection of souls of love and cultivation, and it is likely to disperse into several small slugs, and then harm other living beings.
Li Banfeng made special preparations for this.
As soon as the slug landed, he sensed a woman standing in front of him.
The woman's eyes were rippling, her face full of tenderness and sweetness, looking at the slugs on the ground.
The slug rushed towards the woman without hesitation, jumped up and entered her nostril.
Li Banfeng gave the big toad a pill as a reward and signaled him to leave as soon as possible.
The toad immediately jumped far away, and Li Banfeng took the projector and returned to his home.
This woman is the image projected by the projector.
The projector closed the lens, the image disappeared, and the slug fell to the ground with a thud.
The lady stuck the slug with a needle, tied it with steam, and sang happily: "Love slug, this is a good thing!"
The two needles swung up and down, quickly dismembering the slug of love, and six souls of love cultivators, both male and female, entered the trumpet one after another with different high and low shouts.
After the steam dissipated, there was still a ball of mucus on the ground. Li Banfeng brought the red lotus and said, "Eat it."
Honglian really didn't mind it and cleaned up the slime.
Li Banfeng sighed: "You are really not picky about food."
Huchi~
The lady sang: "Of course she won't pick it. This thing is really rare. My husband can't let her eat it all. I just left some spiritual energy in it. I have to let her refine a spiritual object!"
Spiritual things.
What is suitable for practicing?
Li Banfeng counted his weapons.
You can't make a sickle casually, this thing is very handy.
The shovel is also very handy, so I won’t consider refining it for now.
Which other weapon is suitable?
Li Banfeng glanced around the room, holding the Tang Dao in his gloves and shivering.
It was impossible for Li Banfeng to refine the magic weapon again just because of this bit of nasal discharge.
There was a pair of weapons that Li Banfeng had trouble using.
Yuanyang Yue, these weapons were too complicated. Li Banfeng placed them in front of Bronze Lotus. Bronze Lotus felt aggrieved for a long time and finally accepted the Yuanyang Yue.
When the lotus heart bloomed, Li Banfeng found that Ling Miaoying's lotus seed was already ripe.
He peeled off the lotus seeds, waited for a moment, and exploded six Jin Yuan Dan.
The previous exchanges were still valid, at least what came out this time was indeed Jin Yuandan.
"Alian, is this number a little too little?"
PS: Ban Feng has always known this.
Chapter completed!