Li Banfeng, whose face was blackened, and Zhang Peiwen, who had a bruised nose and face, sat together on the village chief's sofa, looking out the window silently.
Zhang Peiwen snorted and said, "You hit people so hard, you're almost as good as my mother."
Li Banfeng also snorted: "If you blow me up, why don't you let me hit you?"
"That explosive can't kill anyone," Zhang Peiwen explained seriously, "I was bombed once.
I won't dare to blow you up until you die."
"Why were you bombed?"
"I want to go home," Zhang Peiwen lowered his head and said, "I want to go home and take care of my parents. They need me, but the village chief said he wouldn't let me leave until I sign the contract. So I wanted to run away, and then the village chief blew me up.
"
"And you've been locked up here forever?"
Zhang Peiwen nodded: "Although I am locked up here! But I will not give in to them. I will never sign a contract. I just don't want to stay here for half a month. I'll see what they can do to me!"
Li Banfeng asked: "When does this half month start?"
"It starts from the day the contract is signed."
Li Banfeng thought about the time of Zhang Peiwen's disappearance: "It's been almost half a month since you arrived in Hulucun Village, right? You might as well sign the contract and get out early."
Zhang Peiwen blushed and said, "There are still a few days left. If I behave well these days, they will let me go."
"Is this what they told you?"
Zhang Peiwen shook his head: "This is what I think. People who perform well will always be rewarded."
Li Banfeng smiled: "Who taught you this?"
"My mother——."
"Your mother called the police and asked the police to look for you. I am the police, and you still bomb me?"
"Are you a policeman?" Zhang Peiwen looked at Li Banfeng and expressed disbelief.
Li Banfeng was not in the mood to prove his identity, so he asked directly: "What's the name of that taxi driver?"
"What taxi driver?" Zhang Peiwen lowered his head and wrote on the ground with his fingers.
"That's the taxi driver you were before you entered Calabash Village."
"I don't know him. He stopped in front of me. He probably wanted to do business with me. The road is so close, I can't take a taxi."
There was nothing wrong with what he said, but Zhang Peiwen's tone and expression were wrong. For him, lying seemed to be a difficult task to complete.
It's best to ask Mengde to come over and check this matter, but Mengde is in the Qiuqiucheng laboratory, helping his wife with experiments.
Li Banfeng asked again: "How did you enter Hulu Village?"
Zhang Peiwen opened the door and took a look. No one came up in the empty corridor. He closed the door and said to Li Banfeng: "After leaving the village, I can't talk about the things in the village, but I am still in the village, so it should be okay.
I went to buy medicine for my mother, and when I turned around I saw two sisters waving to me at the door, so I followed them in -..."
He didn't lie about this, and what he said was basically consistent with the situation shown in the surveillance video.
Li Banfeng asked: "Do you really want to go back?"
"I want to, I really want to!" Zhang Peiwen nodded vigorously.
"Okay, I'll find a way to take you back, but you're not allowed to blow me up or harm me in other ways.
Zhang Peiwen nodded, and the sound of gongs sounded downstairs. Li Banfeng looked out the window and saw Ayi shouting downstairs: "Come down for dinner!"
Li Banfeng shouted angrily: "Are you going to blow me up again after you come down? Or hit me with Gatling?"
Ayi shouted: "We have rules in our village. Don't hit anyone while eating!"
Zhang Peiwen said from behind: "It's true, Hulu Village does not hit anyone when eating."
Li Banfeng was doubtful and pushed open the door with Zhang Peiwen.
The stairs of the house appeared, and the two people went downstairs and came to the yard.
Food was prepared in the yard, and several nearby families came to eat. A total of about ten people sat around the table.
Not to mention, the people in Hulu Village are a bit crazy, but they are really good-looking. The women have beautiful figures and pretty looks, and you can’t even tell their age.
The man is tall and strong, not only handsome but also full of yang.
The village chief didn't have any rules. He had a large table, and everyone could sit down wherever they wanted, regardless of age or rank.
There are about a dozen dishes on the table, the ingredients are nothing special, cucumbers, potatoes, eggplants, peppers, fish,
chicken···.··
Ayun served everyone a bowl of rice and specifically told Li Banfeng: "There's not enough."
A group of people started eating. Li Banfeng took chopsticks and looked at everyone to make sure they had all eaten before Li Banfeng started eating.
After struggling all morning, he was really a little hungry. The food was simple and stir-fried in a big pot, but it tasted pretty good, mainly because the ingredients were fresh and the condiments were placed appropriately.
Li Banfeng said to the village chief Ayi: "I am here because I have other things to do. Half a month is too long. Please be accommodating and shorten the time. I will sign the deed immediately."
Ayi sighed and said, "We rarely give accommodation to others."
Li Banfeng smiled: "It's very small, so it proves that I'm still accommodating. Can you tell me what conditions are needed?"
Ayi thought for a while: "What conditions are required? It's like we usually eat and rarely poison others, but if we meet someone destined..."
Li Banfeng looked at everyone's expressions.
Their lips pursed and their noses quivered.
Is this holding back a laugh?
Li Banfeng put down his bowls and chopsticks, glanced at the crowd and said, "Who am I? You have all eaten the food on this table, how could you possibly poison it? You can't just die with me just to poison me, right?"
Zhang Peiwen reminded from the side: "That plate of eggplants was poisoned. No one else ate it, but you ate it."
"Really?" Li Banfeng looked at the eggplants. He really liked eating eggplants and had eaten a lot just now. After a moment of silence, Li Banfeng smiled contemptuously: "Just wait."
He ran away, disappearing without a trace in the blink of an eye.
Ayun asked Ayi: "Village chief, should we pursue him?"
Ayi said calmly: "It's not like we were poisoned. What are we chasing? We'll wait until we're full."
After saying that, Ayi ate a piece of eggplant.
People at the table looked at Ayi silently.
Ayi was silent for a moment, then angrily scolded everyone: "What are you looking at? Get the antidote!"
Li Banfeng found a place to hide the key, returned to his home, activated the technique of sitting back and thinking, and began to detoxify himself.
He snatched Hong Ying's mirror and looked in the mirror to see any abnormalities on his body.
Not long after, he found that his whole body was turning green and the venom had spread throughout his body.
"It doesn't matter, just sweat!" Li Banfeng gritted his teeth and sweated all over his body. The sweat was mixed with green juice. The girl from Jiufang gave him a basin of water and helped Li Banfeng wash it off.
Li Banfeng thanked you repeatedly: "Jiu'er, thank you for your hard work."
Miss Jiu was angry: "I told you, call me Senior Sister, not Jiu'er, even if I am your little wife,
Don’t be the ninth one either!”
Hong Ying sneered: "Then which one do you want to do? Do you still want to climb on top of me?"
Miss Ninth really didn't take Hong Ying seriously: "You think you're a great person? You're just a girl with no eyesight. Ah Qi has been back for so long, what have you done to help him?"
The two started arguing, but Li Banfeng ignored it. He put on new clothes, took out the projector, and asked, "What color is it outside?"
"Red, hehehe, very red red, hahaha, this place is great, Director Qi!"
Judging by the tone and intonation, there was something mentally wrong with the projector.
Li Banfeng put the projector at home and asked before leaving:
"What kind of place is Calabash Village, Jiu'er, have you heard of it?"
Miss Ninth thought about it seriously: "I seem to have heard it before. It seems that there are a group of lunatics living there."
‘That’s right, it’s just a bunch of lunatics, Jiu’er, have you really been there?”
Jiu'er thought for a moment and murmured: "That place is great. If you go there, you will be like a fish in water." Li Banfeng said angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about? I'm not a madman!"
Jiuer quickly changed his words: "That's not what I meant. I meant that since you have gone to that place, you'd better listen to them, otherwise you may not be able to get out."
"I can't get out?" Li Banfeng sneered, "I really want to see something. I'm going out now, and I want to see who of them can stop me!"
Miss Ninth warned: "Don't be tough, I'm afraid you won't be able to beat her."
The old man asked: "Who are you talking about? Who can't Ah Qi beat?"
"Who? No one. I just asked Ah Qi to be more careful and not to be reckless."
Li Banfeng walked out of the room and became angry: "Xiao Jiu'er, who are you talking about?"
Miss Jiu pondered for a moment and said: "You can see the outside world, but if you don't remember the boundaries, you should remember the people, right?
You may not remember Calabash Village, but I have a god-sister who is the best craftsman in Puluo Prefecture. You should remember that you still have part of her craftsmanship."
Suiju was silent for a moment, and his body suddenly trembled.
Hong Ying was painting her lips, and when she shivered, her lips were painted crookedly, along the cheeks to the corners of her eyes.
"What are you doing?" Hong Ying complained, "What scares you like this?"
The old man murmured to himself: "The best craftsman, the best——"
Hong Ying said: "Isn't the best craftsman the old train?"
"It's not the old train, it's that crazy woman. Her workmanship is better than the old train. Her appearance has changed.
She has become unrecognizable to me." Fu Fu trembled again and said to Miss Ninth, "That crazy woman created a Taoist sect on her own, and then was defeated by your father. She disappeared in Puluozhou. Why did she suddenly appear again?
?」
Miss Jiu sighed and said, "Old man, are you really confused? This is not Puozhou, didn't Ah Qi already say that? This is the boundary of another state!"
The old man became nervous and water dropped on the wall: "What should I do? Why did Ah Qi fall into her hand?"
Miss Jiu thought for a moment and said, "I have always thought that she is a reasonable person, and she especially likes to reason with crazy people. She probably won't hurt Ah Qi, as long as Ah Qi is willing to listen to her."
I am still very nervous: "Ah Qi doesn't want to listen to other people's words."
Miss Jiu thought about the characteristics of the two of them: "She is not very smart, Ah Qi must be smarter than her."
The assistant didn't agree: "What's the use of being smart? Your father is really smart. Didn't he almost get killed by her in the first place?"
Miss Ninth thought again: "She likes crazy people. If she meets someone crazier than her, she will definitely like them."
I am even more nervous: "Aren't you talking nonsense? Is there anyone crazier than her in this world?"
Miss Ninth didn't know what to say, so she was frightened when she was asked to say this:
"Yes, how about calling Ah Qi back? He is the only child of our Taoist sect————·
"I shouted!" The old man was also anxious, "He seems to be unable to hear me, this kid is in trouble."
Li Banfeng walked to the village chief's house with a cold smile.
As soon as he arrived at the home of the village chief's wife, Li Banfeng smiled grimly: "Village chief, come out, I knew you were here..."
Boom~
Smoke and dust were everywhere, and Li Banfeng fell into the pit.
The village chief Ayi rushed up with a group of people: "Quick, throw stones into the pit, pour sand, pour soil,
Pour everything, don't let him get out."
Everyone poured soil into the pit and threw stones, and the whole pit was filled with thick smoke.
Ayun said: "This pit is dozens of meters deep, he shouldn't be able to get out."
Ayi snorted coldly: "Nonsense, he can fly, how can he not get out? Where are the explosives?"
Amu brought the explosive bag over.
Ayi pulled the string and threw the explosive package into the pit.
There was a loud bang and screams from the pit.
Ayi laughed loudly and said, "I'll blow you up. I'll blow you up, right? Will I blow you up?"
Li Banfeng shook his head and said, "No!"
Ayi looked at Li Banfeng in surprise: "Why are you here?"
Li Banfeng said: "I just came here too!"
There was constant wailing in the pit, and Ayi asked Li Banfeng: "Who was bombed?"
Li Banfeng said: "She is your wife."
"How could it be my wife?" Ayi rushed into the pit and pulled the strong man up, "Daughter-in-law, listen to me, I'm not blowing you up, I'm going to blow him up, why are you here?
————”·
The strong man pushed Ayi away, crying and saying: "I won't let you go, how could you do this, why do you blow me up——"
Ayi was furious and shouted at the villagers: "Catch him, catch him! Blow him up!"
The villagers carried the explosives and shouted to the village chief: "Who are you going to blow up?"
"Blow up the Li Bureau!"
"Who is Director Li?"
Ayi pointed at Li Banfeng and said, "That's him. His name is Li Qi. He calls himself Bureau Li. If he catches him, there will be a heavy reward. Li Banfeng was surprised: "You even know that my name is Li Qi?"
Ayi smiled proudly: "What don't you know about this? I am the village chief and I live in a twenty-six-story building.
I have such a far-sighted vision, I know everything——"
Before he finished speaking, Li Banfeng snatched a pack of explosives and ran away.
Ayun and a group of villagers looked at Ayi.
Ayi said angrily: "What are you looking at? Are you looking down on me? I am your village chief. Don't you know how powerful I am? Hurry up and chase me!"
It's not that easy to chase Li Banfeng. Li Banfeng doesn't take village roads.
He climbed over the courtyard wall, climbed onto the roof, entered the kitchen, and got into bed.
A girl shouted: "He really got under the covers, I just saw him in my own bed."
Ayi was furious and brought a dynamite bag to blow up the girl's bed.
Ayun stopped Ayi: "What are you doing by blowing up someone's bed? Hurry up and chase Li Qi."
Li Qi ran all the way out of the village and ran into a valley between two mountains.
There are also many people living in the valley, and their complexions look much worse than those of those just now.
There are old men with stooped figures, middle-aged men with deep wrinkles, and many young men with empty eyes.
More and more soldiers were chasing behind him. Li Banfeng caused the village chief's wife to be bombed. This incident made the village chief very angry. Everyone in the village who could fight came after him.
Li Banfeng ran wildly in the valley for a moment and saw a tall and thin man looking towards him.
This man has a long and slender figure and a long and slender head. He looks somewhat familiar.
"Are you, Awl?"
"Director Li, come with me!" This man was Zhuizi. He pulled Li Banfeng into the alley, walked through three alleys, and entered a small courtyard. He took Li Banfeng into the house and closed the door.
After taking a breath, Zhui Zi said to Li Banfeng: "Li Bureau, why are you here?"
Li Banfeng frowned and said, "I came here to find you, why are you here?"
Awl lowered his head and said, "I have embarrassed the Dark Star Bureau."
Li Banfeng shook his head and said, "Let's not talk about the Dark Star Bureau. Just talk about yourself. Why are you here?"
"Director Li, I'm quite tired," Awl rolled a cigarette and rolled one for Li Banfeng, "There are no ready-made cigarettes, so I'll just smoke this one."
Li Banfeng didn't mind it at all, he lit it and asked while smoking: "Tell me, why are you tired?"
"I am forty-one this year. I am not married. I was promoted to squad leader this year. My income is not bad and my life is pretty good. I originally planned to live like this for the rest of my life.
But my family looked down upon me and said that I was not living a successful life. They asked me to get married and have a wife and children.
I ignored them at first, but I couldn't stand them nagging them in my ears every day. I thought that I was indeed getting older, and I really wanted to find a wife to live with.
I went on a blind date and found a partner. I didn't choose anything, but the girl asked me to buy a house. I bought it. After buying the house, I had to decorate it, so I did it.
Now that the house matter is finished, I have to go see my father-in-law. I’ll see him when I see him. The key is not to see him alone.
Got to see her whole family,
Director Li, you know that I usually don’t like to meet people. I tremble when I speak in front of so many people. The person told me that she took her parents over and wanted to live with me.
Director Li, I've lived alone for half my life. I can't live with their family. I really can't.
I said no, but the partner didn't care about me at all and just took his parents over. I asked him if he could give me some time. The partner followed me to death, saying that I had no conscience and didn't love her. I was looking forward to going out to work.
I was looking forward to working the night shift, so I wanted to stay away from home. That day I was on duty at the entrance of the beauty salon, and I saw a few girls.
I didn't look at how beautiful they were, but they told me that there was a place where I could hide from this problem.
Director Li, you can call me worthless or a waste, but I'm really scared, so I'm hiding here."
Li Banfeng said: "Do you plan to hide for the rest of your life?"
"No," Aizi shook his head, "I plan to hide away for half a month. I signed a contract with them. After half a month, I will go back."
Li Banfeng sighed. He could understand Aizi, and Aizi's current situation was indeed difficult to face.
But now is not the time to discuss this issue. Li Banfeng must first figure out the structure of Hulucun.
"Does this canyon also belong to Calabash Village?"
"The land in front, these two mountains, and the land in the back all belong to Hulu Village."
As he spoke, the awl drew a gourd on the ground.
The place where Li Banfeng was just now is called Hulutou, the canyon where he is now is called Huluyao, the mountains on both sides are called Hulushan, and the place behind Huluyao is called Hulutou.
"Bureau Li, in Hulucun, the people who signed the contract, but did not agree to stay in Hulucun, all live in Huluyao. Including me, we are all people who cannot be trusted.
When the contract expires, those who agree to stay in Hulu Village will all live in Hulu Tummy. At that time, they will be considered real Hulu Village people, and their days in Hulu Tummy are also called cultivation."
"Practice?" Li Banfeng asked, "What kind of sect do they have?"
"I don't know what Taoism is, but they just call it practice."
"Who lives in Hulutou?"
"There are two kinds of people living in Hulutou. One type is unwilling to sign a contract and needs to be strictly monitored. The other type is successful in spiritual practice. Their physiques have improved and their people have become handsome, so they can go to Hulutou.
The head is alive."
His sect is powerful and can make people handsome.
There was a noise outside the wall, and the village chief Ayi led his people to chase him.
Zhui Zi told Li Banfeng: "Bureau Li, hide in the closet and don't move. I'll go outside to check the situation."
Li Banfeng entered the closet, took out a lock and locked the closet: "Bureau Li, don't worry,
With this lock, none of them can open the wardrobe.
This lock is a carrier of dark energy. Most of their dark abilities can be restrained by this lock. Director Li,
Just feel free to hide it."
Zhuizi came to the yard, looked at Ayi who was looking for someone, and showed a sincere smile.
Ayi walked closer and said, "Is it done?"
Awl nodded and said: "That's it!"
"Okay, I'll count it on you. Why don't you wait for the contract to expire and just move to the gourd belly tomorrow?"
Zhuizi thanked him repeatedly: "Thank you, village chief."
A group of people entered the house, and Zhui Zi opened the closet carefully: "Director Li, don't be angry. Let's discuss it carefully if we have anything to do. The village chief is also a nice person——..."
Boom!
The wardrobe exploded.
Li Banfeng left. Before leaving, he connected the dynamite string to the closet door.
Aizi's face was burnt, and he turned around and said to the village chief: "Sister Ayi, he was really here just now. I personally sent him in, and I also locked the lock. I don't know where he got the explosives. I
There are no explosives..."
Ayi wiped the black ash on his face, but did not blame Aizi: "I can see that you are serious and you deserve a reward. You will move to the gourd belly tomorrow. I will keep my word!"
Zhuizi was so happy that although he was injured, he forgot about the pain. But he really couldn't understand how Li Qi knew that he had been betrayed.
At this moment, Li Banfeng was running wildly on Calabash Mountain.
"You want to trap me? Zhuizi, you are too young. Director Li is Li Qi. Only you know this.
From the moment they knew my name was Li Qi, I knew that you bastard had sold me out!"
After running on the mountain for a long time, Ayi took the gong and shouted: "Li Qi, come down to eat, don't fight while eating!"
Li Banfeng walked out of the grass pit with an explosive bag in his hand.
This explosive pack was intended to be used by Ah Yun to blow up Li Qi, but was also snatched away by Li Qi.
Ayi spread a mat on the ground, put down three meat and two vegetables, five dishes and one soup, took two steamed buns and handed them to Li Banfeng.
Li Banfeng sat on the ground, picked up chopsticks and ate.
Ayi smiled and said, "Aren't you afraid that I will poison you?"
Li Banfeng responded with a smile: "Are you poisoning me to death?"
Ayi was very dissatisfied: "I didn't use enough poison, otherwise I would have poisoned you to death at noon!"
Li Banfeng was too lazy to argue with him. He was eating chicken legs when he suddenly saw a man pulling a cart of dirt.
Passed by the two of them.
"Isn't this your wife?" Li Banfeng looked at the man pulling the cart and shouted, "Village chief's wife,
Aren't you angry that the village chief and I have dinner together?"
The man turned around and snorted: "She's not eating with the vixen, why should I be angry?"
Ayun brought the food box and stopped the man: "Come, let's eat together."
Ayi became unhappy and shouted at Ayun: "Fox, don't seduce my wife!"
Li Banfeng sneered repeatedly: "You don't have to do this with me. Do you think I'm messed up? Do you think I'm crazy? I'm quite sober. I get to know my wife when I go to bed, and I get to know my shoes when I get out of bed!"
He is about to get sick.
This is not because someone else forced him to get sick, but because his own disease is out of control.
His mental illness seemed to have come to his hometown, like a bird leaving its cage, singing constantly in Li Banfeng's mind.
Ayi asked Li Banfeng: "Do you have a wife?"
"Yes!" Li Banfeng puffed up his chest and looked very proud.
"Is she nice to you?"
"good!"
"Your wife is so kind to you, why do you still come to my place?"
Li Banfeng thought about it carefully: "Does this have something to do with my wife? I just came here for a walk, and now I feel like this place is not suitable for me, so I want to leave. It's that simple."
The two were silent for a moment, and the meal was almost finished.
Ayi suddenly asked: "Have you suffered?"
Li Banfeng thought for a moment: "I have suffered a lot."
"This is strange. People who have suffered do not want to leave when they come to my place."
Li Banfeng said sincerely: "After all, people are different, and their sufferings are also different. Some people suffer from Coptis chinensis, but they like to come to your place to eat some sweet corn.
What I eat is the bitterness of gentian. It is useless to eat sweet corn. I have to find a place to eat sugar cane. Since we are all miserable people, why do you have to make things difficult for me? Just let me go."
He said that Tao was sour and painful, and with such conclusive words, Li Banfeng felt that Ayi should follow Tao.
Ayi lowered her head, thought for a while, then raised her head and said, "Do you think this place is too crazy?"
Li Banfeng nodded and said, "It's a bit crazy."
"Don't you think you're crazy?"
"It's not a bad thing to be crazy, it's just not suitable for me. I'm not crazy——"
Ayi's face suddenly turned cold: "So, you look down on crazy people?"
Li Banfeng shook his head and said: "That's not true, it's just that everyone has his own ambitions——"
Ayi stood up and said, "You are already a lunatic, why should you look down on lunatics?"
Li Banfeng was also angry: "I went to the hospital and the doctor said I'm not crazy!"
"Today I'm going to let you know how powerful a lunatic is!" Ayi gritted his teeth and said, "Everyone, get off the mountain! I'm going to take action!"
Ayun was frightened: "Let's go! Get down the mountain quickly!"
Amu shouted: "I haven't taken the firewood I just chopped."
Ayi and her daughter-in-law dragged the cart and shouted, "Don't worry about the firewood, hurry up and leave."
Li Banfeng packed up his things and said, "I don't want the car anymore, let's leave quickly!"
"Don't leave!" Ayi stopped Li Banfeng until everyone on the mountain was gone, and Ayi used his technique.
Ayi's veins popped out, his face became ferocious, and he shouted sharply at Li Banfeng: "Crazy skills! The mountains are falling and the ground is shattering."
What kind of crazy skills?
What landslide·.
Boom~
The mountain road at the foot of Li Banfeng cracked.
The soil and stones halfway up the mountain rolled down one after another and exploded around Li Banfeng.
Li Banfeng used the skill of riding the wind and clouds to soar into the sky. When he looked down, he saw that the entire mountain was constantly cracking along the mountain road under his feet.
Is it really a landslide?
How come there is such a powerful technique?
She just said crazy cultivator, but there is such a sect?
The key point is that this Taoist technique affects not the mind, but reality?
Li Banfeng was in a daze when he suddenly heard Ayi shout again: "Crazy cultivation skills, the Milky Way Nine Heavens!"
What is this?
She said Yinhe, and Li Banfeng instinctively looked up.
There are several white clouds in the sky that gather together to form dark clouds.
After a flash of lightning, the dark clouds changed shape in the sky and turned into a huge basin of water.
The basin tilted slowly, and a basin full of water was poured out.
The water flowed like a big river, rushing onto Li Banfeng.
Li Banfeng held on for a while in the water flow. He could barely hold on at first, but the water flow became more and more turbulent. Li Banfeng quickly lost his center of gravity, spun several times in mid-air, and fell heavily to the ground.
She summoned a river from the sky...
Is this something that technology can do?
Ayi walked up to Li Banfeng, with red eyes, and said angrily: "What's so great about a foolish cultivator? Isn't he just bullying honest people?"
Does she know that I am a foolish cultivator?
Has she seen through the stupid skills?
Chapter completed!