Chapter 504: The Dragon and Phoenix Chicken Never Disappoint
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Carl was confused, not knowing where the old aunt sang.
Could it be that Lu Yisi deliberately ate very spicy peppers and got angry with her parents?
This is not right!
The goddess is afraid of pain and death. Although she has good acting skills, she has a bad mind. She can't think of such a trick...
Is it necessary to torment yourself like this?
Carl doesn't think the goddess is brave enough to eat chili peppers to fight against her parents.
Or maybe the goddess was stupid and didn't know that the pepper was so strong that she just put her liver into the hospital.
But where did the pepper come from?
The chili in the fried pork slices are not so spicy...
Carl thought about the details...
The old aunt who practices martial arts has good lung capacity, so she whispers in one breath:
"I told your father to tell you a few times, but you didn't listen and just acted on your own! Do you think it's so easy for a celebrity family to be together with ordinary people? What you are considering is just the impulse imagination out of thin air! What you are considering is only 1% of the two people! Leo... Forget it... You are now on the rise, I'll just resist more intensely. I don't object to your relationship with Brian, but I don't recommend that you have a result with him, do you understand!"
The old aunt was heartbroken, and a bitter anger surged in her heart, blurting out at Carl's true attitude.
Unfortunately, she didn't know that it was Carl on the hospital bed, and she thought it was her stupid girl.
She originally wanted to wait until Lu Yisi was not that good at breaking up the couple, but today she heard her husband say that the stupid girl had a conflict with Leo, and she didn't like anyone else and clamored to see the inspector.
He was angry and refused to eat fat-reducing meals, so he went to eat the crew lunch box.
As usual, there is nothing wrong with eating extra lunches, and I often eat them, but the goddess has always been working a lot and is on the verge of overwork every day. She should eat light food, not oily, salty, and spicy. In addition, her mood is ups and downs, and she doesn't care about stomach problems.
I just happened to have bad luck. I stepped on the shit and probably got some alien varieties of devil peppers, which burned my stomach.
On the way here, a few minutes later, the old aunt had already scolded the goddess father, blaming him for being too spoiled, allowing Lu Yisi to go to eat boxed lunches from the extras, and secretly buying street stalls to eat, but turning a blind eye to Balabala...
Although the old aunt knew that the street stalls were delicious and she often ate them, she was angry and the volcano erupted, and the handsome guy admitted his mistakes like a quail. After scolding his father, he scolded the stupid girl. The old aunt reduced her firepower by half so that she would not let Lu Yisi get seriously ill.
This is the greatness of the father, which weakens the wife's combat effectiveness and protects the silly girl.
Besides, the old aunt just has a bad temper, just scolding her, and she will not discount her concern for her family.
But for Carl who is not a family member, it is not that friendly.
"Uh...I'm Bu..."
Carl was about to show his identity while the old aunt was cursing and breathing, but he knew that human calculations were not as good as heaven's calculations. The short exchange ended accurately, and his soul flew back to the sea of the universe...
In the farm.
The goddess Lu Yisi and President Ai waved the feces and forks and played the scene of the brothers and sisters who were crossing each other.
As soon as Carl's pupils contracted, President Ai, who was furious and flushed, appeared in front of him, raised his rake with feces on his hands and attacked him...
"Clam!"
Carl said that he used a fork to block it, so that he would not let the feces splash on his body, and he would block it and flash.
"Damn the crazy woman!"
President Ai was crazy, with his ferocious mouth wide open, and kept forking it with a feces fork.
"Clink!", "Clink!", "Clink"...
"Stop it! Ivis!"
Carl spoke out to stop him, but unfortunately President Ai's ears were blocked by the feces balls, and he still chased Carl.
"Idiot! Stop!" Carl was very upset, afraid that the feces would fly over and throw him all over.
Others in the farm wanted to come up to persuade the fight, but Avis was too crazy to get close to him at all - no one wanted to be attacked by the feces.
"I said...stop!!"
Carl shouted deeply, and the sound waves of one meter radius quickly gathered, circled into a flexible energy wave, and wrapped around Ivis.
"Bang!"
Avis's feces fork was taken off his hand, he was tied up by sound wave satin, hung into the air, and struggled violently...
"Let go! Let me go! I want to fight to the death with you! Crazy woman! Dare to kick me into the pile of horse manure! Ahhh I want to kill you!"
Ivis is like a cockroach worn on a straw rope, waving his limbs hard, losing his mind...
Grandma's... biscuits... Carl finally knew the truth about the two treasure siblings killing each other...
Holding a feces fork and fighting, the lie-in-law dragon and phoenix chicks never disappoint...
"I am your boss!! She is back!"
Carl whispered loudly, his face darkened as the bottom of the pot, his eyebrows and eyes were full of murderous aura, and he wished he could throw this slow and energetic dog into the pool to wake up.
"Damn! Damn woman...I...ah! What did you say? You're Carl! Then why are you kicking me into the horse manure pile? Are you sick!"
Avis is indifferent to black and white, and his strength is on the verge of conflict.
"It was indeed her just now. She exchanged twice in a day. The first time was short and the second time was long. The first time was changed back soon. Just now... it should be her kicking you..."
"Damn it! What does it mean? It's that damn woman!"
Ivis struggled in the air very annoyed and cursed:
"I don't know what kind of evil I suffered in my previous life! I was treated as a cattle and horse by that dead woman in the first half of my life. I ran away from home and thought I could finally get rid of her. Damn it, I actually came to play team leader!"
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Carl removed his ties, put Avis down, and picked up his cell phone with the alarm ringing in the corner of the horse shed.
Ives was really angry this time and scolded him endlessly: "Damn it! I'm so annoyed that crazy woman! I can't do anything about the ball! I'll just cause trouble every day! I used to @%#*£$£..."
The people in the farm heard the endless shouts and scolded, lamenting that this silly young man who was weak in shoveling poop has a good lung capacity!
Carl didn't stop him, and looked at the time, and directly called Alison's video call. As soon as the phone was called, he sent it to Avis.
Defeat magic with magic.
Ivis' wound was caused by a woman, so it could only be healed by a woman.
"What are you doing? Why did you call me? It's all your fault! You have helped that lunatic girl from beginning to end! A gray-haired bastard! I hate... Ah! Baby!!!"
As Avis cursed, a gray-haired girl with pink lips and white skin appeared on the screen. She was his current wife, Alison.
"Baby, I'm not talking about you! I'm scolding Carl! He's bastard, you're Angel Ash! It's different!"
Ives turned a corner and brought back the absurd subjective assumptions.
Everyone present showed contemptuous expressions.
[Brother...Hosh...Hosh...Hosh...School...School Library... is on fire...]
Chapter completed!