Mythical TV Station, Studio 1.
It is another live broadcast program "Stars Traveling Through the Ancients" which is dedicated every Friday night.
The exchange of penetration between Carl and Lu Yisi happens to catch up with this show, Carl will be on his own every time.
He is almost a talent for variety shows!
Especially "Stars Traveling Through the Ancients" has no script and is completely blind. You must have strong on-the-spot adaptability and learning ability to avoid being slapped - but the audience likes to watch...
"Clang..."
Carl accidentally smashed a casserole.
I was distracted and exchanged love with the goddess in my mind, so that the beautiful Lu Yisi Amber would not shave his legs. The smooth legs were awkward and as if they were only large and perverted...
As pale as a ghost, if the legs disappear, the only slight masculinity in appearance also disappears...
Today, Kaluyisi got to work in the kitchen again.
If there is no script, no settings, no secret operation, Carl will not believe it if he is beaten to death.
Lu Yisi seems to be able to draw safe jobs every time.
Those who went up the mountain to fight pheasants, plow the fields, and carry corpses... Kaluyisi didn't smoke at once.
At this moment, I am using herbal medicine and the pheasant that I have been cooking the chicken with a full range of medicinal herbs.
The NPC boss "adult" saw it, pointed at Kalu Yisi and started scolding
"I'm clumsy! I... won't pick it up!"
The NPC pointed at Carl's nose and raised his hand to strike, which really made the audience breathe a breath of fairy air.
But NPC has a sense of proficiency, and her acting skills are exploding. Before her hands are about to fall, she turns her palm into fingers, pointing at the medicinal materials that fall out from the ground, cursing.
Carl picked it up silently, changed to a casserole and continued to cook.
The NPC master is a nobleman, and the servant is just a slave, so you can't say a single complaint.
Although the audience loves watching the goddess Lu Yisi's outbreak of her small universe.
Carl can tolerate it.
After cooking, they brought it to the master's room and arranged meals for the NPC. They knelt and waited for the other party to finish their meals and clean up the dishes.
Unexpectedly, NPC took a bite and was furious, threw his chopsticks and slapped the table, stood up and cursed: "It's so unpalatable! Do you want to poison me to death! Bastard!"
Carl was confused - it wouldn't be unpalatable...
"Maybe there was no salt added, please try again?"
He pinched a handful of salt, sprinkled it on the chicken legs, and picked it up to signal the NPC owner to take a bite.
"Ah! Get out! It's so salty!"
The NPC took it and took a bite, and the salt was added.
So he sat down angrily, started eating again, and glared at Kaluyisi while eating.
"Gugu..."
The goddess herself has less carbohydrate diet and she was hungry when she smelled the food. Carl felt that her stomach screamed very awkwardly, and she also had to be calm and obedient.
It is common to endure hunger with the goddess's body, but the radio equipment is too well-established, and the sound of stomach and intestines is heard. The audience in front of the TV nationwide accepted it.
The NPC snorted, the uncle's acting skills were explosive, and the villain asked: "Do you want to eat?"
Carl nodded.
"Eat it." NPC picked up a piece of chicken breast and threw it in front of Carl.
He hates this kind of class oppression that is the most insulting.
But everyone was acting, he didn't care so much, he picked it up and ate it--
It's unpalatable!!
Bitter, astringent, salty and firewood!
It looks very much like his previous life...
...
Fifteen kilometers away, the Galileo Bureau of Investigation.
"If you don't give me food, I'll die to show you!"
Goddess Lukal reached out to grab the lily ball from Neil's hand.
"This is really not edible! It's poisonous! It was planted by Teresh!!"
Neil was afraid that his boss would be poisoned to death by Lu Yisi, so he held the pile of white and fat lily balls in his arms.
Teresh planned to plant lilies on the balcony of her new office. The cultivation soil and a long row of flower pots were just finished, but before she could plant it, the goddess Lu Yisi was targeted by the goddess Lu Yisi.
Neil took the stuffed "Carl" back to the office and took out the last high-dimensional alien from the safe to ingest for her.
Recently, Deputy Team Leader Evette has always been running outside to catch thieves. Neil has become Carl's deputy and deals with the goddess Lucar every day exhausted...
At the beginning, the goddess was quite obedient and obediently absorbed the Great Huan Dan that had swallowed and improved her superpowers. After digesting it, she had not changed it back, so she stared at the lily ball on Tracy's table.
Neil was a middle school chemistry teacher. He knew that if this thing was not cooked, there would be alkaloids such as colchicine, which would make her vomit and diarrhea.
But the goddess has never eaten such a cute lily ball, and her eating experience since childhood told her that lily balls can be eaten!
"Why don't you let me eat it! Even daffodils aren't allowed to eat it!"
When the goddess Lu Yisi stared at Neil with Carl's pale and sharp eyes, the copper-skinned iron bones almost compromised - she was afraid that the boss would react instinctively.
"Toxic! This is not eaten! This is grown! It looks white and fat, toxic! It will vomit and diarrhea!"
Neil used his super powers, and his defense was leaking, and he refused to let go if he died.
"If I don't try it, how can I know if it's poisonous? This one looks good, white, tender and juicy!"
The goddess couldn't stop eating the daffodil balls. Neil was so annoyed that she just ran to the balcony and stuffed the daffodil balls into the coconut soil in the flower pot one by one.
"You're so overdoing! What's wrong with me trying one?"
The goddess was so aggrieved that she stood still.
Mother is so explosive.
"Try one, die one."
Neil wanted to say that if you try it, just try it with your stomach. His boss Carl had some spicy food and the sewer exploded the next day.
After stuffing the daffodil balls into the soil and burying them solidly, Neil made a quick decision and sent a message to Carl for complaining.
This operation is fine, the problem is that Carl's phone is now also held by the goddess.
"You... are you going to tell the Inspector to this?"
It's a forgivable relationship with the goddess...
After Carl finished the program, he searched the goddess's short-term memory and found that the girl wanted to poison her husband without telling her.
Carl didn't want to be Wu Dalang who sold sesame cakes, nor could he let the goddess's surname be Pan.
"Lu Yisi, I remember I said that strange things cannot be eaten!"
Carl pinched her temples and taught her a lesson through brain waves.
In the two of them shared their minds, the Q-version gray-haired Carl was holding a bamboo stick that was thug, and said in pain.
"Yeying, I just haven't eaten it before, I want to try it! What if it's okay? It looks very white, just like you, the Inspector, it must be delicious..."
The Q-version Lu Yisi is round-headed and round-headed, very cute and cute. Carl can't punish her at all.
But if she didn't scold her, she would eat randomly...
"The better the thing looks, the more toxic it is, and the better the thing is, the more likely it is to be a bait. Didn't you ask Yvette or Neil before you eat?"
Carl shook his hand, the stick disappeared, and squatted down to touch her head.
"I asked!"
The goddess exclaimed and said in dismay: "They just disagree..."
"Be good, I'll find some snacks you haven't eaten before and pack them for you. I heard that a grassland restaurant in the Central District has opened a pig intestine, pork neck, pork belly, pig trotters, and promised me not to eat randomly in the future, okay?"
Carl, who was originally aggressive and unsuccessful, became more and more gentle and hugged him as he spoke...
The goddess is so nice...
Stupid, stupid and cute.
Holding her in her arms is like having countless spring, summer, autumn and winter.
Chapter completed!