Chapter 51 Peerless Beauty
Concubine Wu’s slightly charming words made Xu Shouyun shiver.
For a moment, Xu Shouyun quickly adjusted his mentality. The person in front of him was Concubine Wu, and not every concubine was as easy to talk to as Concubine Liu.
The palace is as deep as the sea. Xu Shouyun still knows this truth. Recently, he has been promoted one after another, and he has really become a little drifting.
"Please forgive me, the Imperial Concubine. I just didn't know where to look at the moment and offended the Imperial Concubine. Please forgive me, the Imperial Concubine."
Xu Shouyun spoke quickly and took the initiative to admit his mistake.
"Oh? You mean, you are really looking at my jade feet?"
The seductive voice sounded again, but as soon as he said this, Xu Shouyun became numb. This woman is so powerful. It was actually a trap question. This time it was really embarrassing.
However, Xu Shouyun joined a chat group from all over the world in his previous life and met a psychologist in it.
Although this guy is single, he has accumulated a set of powerful experiences because he studies emotion.
One of them mentioned that there is a big killer trick for dealing with women, and that is mindless boasting.
If you have a beautiful face, you will go crazy and praise your face. If you have fair skin, you will go crazy and praise your skin. If you have a good figure, you will go crazy and praise your body. No one likes to be praised.
It doesn’t matter even if you are very tall. Mature women don’t care much about appearance.
As long as you are willing to show off your face, there is no girl you can't catch. Of course, you can't be greasy. If you're greasy, you're doomed. You have to praise from the heart, not the dirty things you think about in your head.
At that moment, Xu Shouyun spoke up.
"Your Majesty's jade feet can be said to be as white as jade, as beautiful as those of a fallen fairy. It is difficult for ordinary people to ignore them. I am a mortal after all. I can't help but take a look. It is really normal. Please forgive me, Your Majesty."
Adhering to the principle that I am not embarrassed, it is you who are embarrassed, Xu Shouyun bravely praised him, but of course he said that it was a bit against his will to bite the bullet.
Because it really looks good.
The bare feet are particularly beautiful, and the whole jade legs are from the New Year series. Fortunately, Xu Shouyun is not a leg control, otherwise he would have been completely crazy.
"Glib tongue."
A cold snort sounded, but it was not that cold. It was probably because the other party did not expect that he would be so direct and bold.
But through this voice and tone, Xu Shouyun's heart suddenly dropped. It's better to scold yourself for being glib than to scold yourself for being bold, right?
"Everything I tell you is true, and there is absolutely no lie. If you say anything against your will, God will strike with thunder."
Xu Shouyun immediately began to express his loyalty. Anyway, he praised fiercely and crazyly, so much that the other party felt embarrassed.
An unofficial philosopher and a friend of Xu Shouyun's previous life once said that no one will have a bad feeling towards someone who appreciates him/her.
This friend is also a history buff, and later started writing online novels. I heard that the results were pretty good, but Xu Shouyun didn't care too much, because everyone is a history buff, and they like Beep History together.
We are often very happy when we get together, and blacklist each other when we leave.
"Hmph."
Concubine Wu hummed softly, and then said with a hint of play: "Since you think it's so good, let me enjoy it and come over and give it to me."
When she spoke out, Xu Shouyun was really shocked by these words.
Damn it, is it so exciting?
Are there rewards in the middle of the night? No?
"Toffee Empress......this."
Xu Shouyun couldn't help but speak, it was just a joke, it didn't matter if he said a few nice words, but if he really did it, big things would happen.
"Huh?"
There was a hint of questioning in the nasal cavity, with a sense of command. Xu Shouyun did not hesitate for a moment. You asked me to come anyway. If something goes wrong, it is also your problem.
After all, Xu Shouyun is a time traveler. He has encountered such things as time travel. He is really not afraid of this thing. Isn't it just a pinch?
Stepping forward quickly, Xu Shouyun didn't say a word, just started to take action, gently squeezing the jade feet.
Not to mention, it is really tender and smooth, as if you have touched milk, and the jade feet and slender legs are extremely smooth. Xu Shouyun really doesn't want to say it, it has a sweet smell.
Some concubines in the palace would soak in milk baths or some scented baths to let their bodies emit a fresh or milky fragrance. This kind of thing is not uncommon.
It's not that Xu Shouyun is hallucinating. Although he is a bit BT, he is not that BT.
"You are so bold."
Concubine Wu's voice sounded, but there was no struggle. She was just talking about what she said and her body was doing what she said. It was purely a matter of words and heart.
"My subordinates are only following the orders of the empress. If the empress refuses, I will let go immediately."
Xu Shouyun put on a business-like attitude, I am a eunuch and you are the empress, what can I do?
"Pinch it."
Concubine Wu slowly lay back, and Xu Shouyun really started to pinch, and the pinching methods were very confusing. Anyway, they were pinching the soles of the feet, pinching the insteps, pinching the toes, lifting the bones, and loosening the tendons.
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"Xu Shouyun, if you are promoted to eunuch in charge, if you don't come to Lingfei Palace to see me the first time, you don't take me seriously."
But Concubine Wu's voice sounded at this moment, revealing the purpose of calling him.
At this moment, Xu Shouyun suddenly realized.
I forgot about this, Concubine Wu’s Lingfei Palace also belongs to Wuning Palace, but Wuning Palace has two palaces, one is Concubine Liu’s Yanfu Palace, and the other is Lingfei Palace.
Xu Shouyun really forgot about this problem. He always felt that he was Liu Taifei's person and would not provoke other concubines if they could.
No wonder I invited myself here, this time I found the source.
"My empress, it's not that your subordinates don't take you seriously. You don't know that as soon as you were promoted to the head palace, the chief manager pulled his subordinates over."
"The eunuchs under my command held a banquet, and you said that if they didn't go, they would think that their subordinates would look down on them."
"My subordinate has just entered the palace. He has no foundation and no one to rely on. He can only go to the banquet. In fact, I have already thought of the empress."
"After I don't go back, I take a shower as soon as possible. I want to be well prepared to see the empress, so as not to stain the Lingfei Palace with stinky sweat."
"The conscience of heaven and earth, if your Majesty does not believe it, then I will not be able to argue with you."
At this time, Xu Shouyun could only sell miserably. Fortunately, his words were tactful and reasonable, and he was not making things up, because it was the truth.
"Really?"
Concubine Wu's voice was slightly questioning.
"It's absolutely true."
"My subordinates have long heard about Princess Wu. Who in the whole Wei Dynasty knows about you, Princess Wu? However, I did not expect that Your Majesty would promote me to the fourth rank, so I have no time to prepare at all."
"And as I just said, the Dowager Empress can send people to investigate. If there is a lie, the Dowager Empress will deal with it."
Xu Shouyun is very serious and not guilty at all.
After hearing this, Mrs. Wu really believed it. Lies cannot be true and truth cannot be false.
"Okay, stand up and stop pinching."
In this case, Concubine Wu asked Xu Shouyun to stand up, which made Xu Shouyun a little disappointed. She only pinched half of it, and her blood and energy were gone.
However, the empress still had to listen to her words. Xu Shouyun slowly put down his jade feet and then stood up.
"Look up."
Concubine Wu's voice sounded again.
Xu Shouyun slowly raised his head, and with just one glance, he couldn't help but flash a look of surprise.
Chapter completed!