Chapter 1165 Workplace pua?
"Is this your unique skill? I'm going to chop you alive right now!"
Did he do it purely on purpose? He just wanted to turn my treasure house into dirt and make me a pauper, right?
Of these spirits, none of them are normal, right?
On this day, Pan Yan almost lost all his anger for the rest of his life.
However, Ren Jie quickly said: "Hey, hey, wait a minute, how come this isn't my unique skill?"
"Boss Panyan, think about it, just because of this, if I go to attend that Lingxiao Conference, no matter what artifacts or secret treasures the spirits on the other side are carrying, I will turn them all into stone!"
"I think their mood must be the same as yours right now, right?"
Pan Yan grinds his teeth, and his energy is reduced a lot. This is true, many rock spirits know the skill of petrification.
But this is the first time I've seen someone like Nima turn all energy into stone.
Worthy of being the ancestor of all earth, he came from the soil...
Ren Jie wiped his nose: "If you think this is not a unique skill, then I still have it. Do you need me to show it to you again?"
"It's just that if you want to show off this unique skill, you need to borrow a wife. I wonder if Mr. Panyan has an extra wife..."
Panyan's face darkened. Is this a super cute thing about my wife? God knows what evil things he would do to his wife!
"Stop, stop, stop! You'd better stop showing it, I'm afraid you'll give me a bigger lump later!"
"I reluctantly admit that you are strong enough to take the place of Jin Gangchuan and participate in the Lingxiao Conference!"
"But... there is one more thing. It is said that... you have the mycelium of Archeopteryx growing in your body?"
The next moment, there was a "pop" sound, and Ren Jie's snow-white mushroom head sprouted from his position, looking curiously at the rock.
I saw Ren Jie put his hands on his hips and said: "You mean Qianji Mushroom, right? What? Are you curious? Do you want to check it out? It doesn't matter, just take a look!"
Panyan's face turned darker. Isn't the position of your mushroom growing too strange? How should I see it? Should I squat down and look at it?
If my subordinates saw it and spread the word, would I be shameless?
"There's no need to read it. I just have a question. Do you know... the big mushroom lady of the Huiling lineage, the mushroom clan?"
Having said this, Pan Yan narrowed his eyes and looked at Ren Jie.
Ren Jie asked curiously: "Big mushroom lady? Who? Is she also a mushroom spirit?"
Pan Yan said calmly: "It's the Ancestral Mushroom, the tenth-level spiritual master of the mushroom clan..."
As soon as these words came out, Ren Jie's eyes lit up, and a touch of greed suddenly flashed in his eyes, and then disappeared, and then he squinted at the rock:
"What? From what I hear, sir, you suspect that I am related to the Huiling lineage? Haha~ Then you can kill me!"
"I don't know where that big mushroom lady came from, but she is definitely not as old as my companion spirit. In terms of origin, my Qian Ji Mushroom can be regarded as her ancestor!"
"And...if you have the idea of stripping the Thousand-Ji Mushroom from me, I advise you not to even think about it. After years of fusion and symbiosis, the Thousand-Ji Mushroom and I are already one and the same, soul mates!"
"If I die, it will die, if it dies, I will die!"
At this moment, the look in Ren Jie's eyes was extremely determined, and there was also a hint of wariness in his look when he looked at Pan Yan.
Panyan grinned and patted Ren Jie hard on the shoulder: "Don't panic! It's just a curious question~"
"Speaking of which...I can be considered your boss after all. Without my introduction, you would not have the chance to be on a bigger stage!"
"Now that you have ruined all my treasures, you have no idea of compensating me?"
As he spoke, Pan Yan put his arms around Ren Jie's shoulders, took a deep breath and smelled it with an obsessed look.
Ren Jie shuddered hard, with goosebumps all over his body, and said with fear in his eyes:
"I didn't expect that Mr. Pan Yan would be so fond of this. There really is no free lunch in the world, but with you doing this, are you worthy of your wife? Do you believe I told your wife to go?"
"But Ling is under the eaves and has to bow his head. If you insist on me, it's not impossible, but you just don't know if my Thousand-Ji Mushroom can resist..."
"I only have one request. I must be the main C, otherwise I will never agree to it!"
Panyan almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, Shen Te Miao Qianji Mushroom, the main C!
"Who wants you on horseback? What are you thinking in your head? I do want you, but not in this way!"
"Xi Ran! Xi Ran, give me some, can you?"
Even though Pan Yan is now regarded as a spiritual master, with hands and eyes that can reach the sky, he cannot usually obtain such things as breathing soil, which requires chance and luck.
Even though he has reached the tenth level, the soil still plays a huge role in his cultivation.
When Ren Jie heard this, he immediately rolled his eyes: "Hey~ What kind of workplace PUA did I think it was? Did you tell me earlier? Isn't it just Xirang? You sent your men to wait at the retreat, and I can help you.
Is it over?"
Panyan:???
"Why don't you just give me some shit? Do you really want to pull a big one for me? I rode the horse to bring it for food and to absorb it for practice. Why don't you give it to me?"
"Forget it! It's better to kill you and pick up what's already available!"
Ren Jie waved his hands quickly: "Hey, hey, no! I'll give it! I'll give it now!"
As he spoke, he directly put his hand into his nostrils and started picking at them. His facial features were distorted when he picked at them, and he even made a squeaking sound.
Pan Yan glared: "You can't live with shit, right? How much can you dig out by picking your nose? I'm your boss after all, so I have such a big face to ask you to ask for soil, but you give me the size of your nose? This is too much
Do you look down on Ling?"
However, the next moment, Ren Jie pulled his fingers out of his nostrils.
Suddenly he pulled out a sphere of soil ten meters in diameter.
And threw it to the rock with a snap of his fingers.
"No~ take it and eat it. If it's not enough, tell me and I'll dig the other nostril. This stuff is like water in a sponge. If you dig it, you'll find it!"
Panyan was holding a huge ball of soil with a look of horror on his face.
Good guy, why did you dig out such a big pile of soil?
Are your nostrils from another dimension?
This scene made Ji Changqing's eyes turn red.
Although it doesn’t look very glorious when it comes out, it’s such a big lump, it’s from soil at least, right?
Panyan said with a dark face: "Forget it... I guess you know the truth!"
Ren Jie rubbed his hands with a smile and said: "Boss Panyan, next, you should also talk about my welfare, right?"
"If I successfully complete the task, I will get a place as a disciple, and I will be deeply loved by Emperor Sui!"
"Then I want to be the master of the Jingang Ancient Mine, and be the leader of the entire Jingang River, above all spirits, and under one spirit. Isn't this request too much?"
When Pan Yan heard this, he burst into laughter: "Okay! I'm afraid you won't ask for it. As long as you give Jingangchuan a face, resources, beautiful souls, and territory, I will give you whatever you want!"
"But the premise is that you have to give me credit!"
Ren Jie then grinned: "Master Panyan is so generous, then... it's settled?"
Panyan smiled: "It's a deal. Tomorrow morning, Ji Changqing will send you to Suicheng, the preparation area in Jingangchuan. Lao Jiang is the manager there and will be responsible for the daily affairs of our players!"
Chapter completed!