Chapter 1194 Talent
After Ren Jie left, the examiner curiously picked up his test paper and looked at it. It didn't matter what he saw. His eyes widened and he was shocked!
"Hiss~ I have never seen such a fresh and refined answer, so detailed that it makes my soul stop!"
"This guy is really smart, isn't he?"
The referees were sweating profusely on their foreheads. Are you praising him or dismissing him?
But being able to take off the head and use your feet to answer questions is a real show off.
Even all the contestants became curious, what is the question? Is it really that simple?
Without Ren Jie's troubles, the progress of the other contestants suddenly improved. They passed five levels and defeated six generals one by one, and it didn't take long to reach the sixth intelligence test.
Master Jade is right about this. The ten intelligence test questions are all a simple batch and are completely scored.
As long as the intelligence is normal, there should be no answer that can't be answered, so almost no contestants wasted time in this round, and they basically passed in seconds.
Even Gou Qi finished answering and entered the next level.
At this moment, Zhang Daoxian was sitting motionless on the stool, staring at the test paper with his eyes red and his fists clenched.
The examiner was a little panicked.
It’s not because of anything else, but because I just checked, and now there are only more than 290 spirits that have passed the sixth item.
You know, in the Iron Spirit Six Events, you only need to eliminate Er Bailing, but now there are not enough contestants who have passed? Isn't this a waste of time?
The remaining spirits are all from the second batch of spirits and are passing the test one by one under the guidance of the judges!
It is better to expect them to answer the questions correctly than to wait for the sun to rise from the west.
Is it possible to get together now? As long as you can talk, run home when it rains, and know how to take off your pants when peeing, it will be fine, right?
Now, only Zhang Daoxian was left in the full examination room, and the anxious examiner turned around.
"What are you doing? Meditating? Are you writing?"
Suddenly, Zhang Daoxian seemed to have figured out something. He wrote his name on the test paper at the speed of light, then raised his hand and said: "I hand in the paper!"
The examiner rushed over like a shark smelling blood, picked up Zhang Daoxian's test paper, and looked at it expectantly. His face turned green the next second.
"Isn't this a white paper for riding on a horse? You didn't answer one question? How can I give you a score? You can be a little blind?"
But Zhang Dao
"I handed in the paper, give me the points. I don't want more, just give me ten points!"
The examiner almost spit out his mouthful of blood, Shen Te Miao gave me points!
"That's not the way to send it off! Who said I gave it to you for free? Are you answering my question?"
Zhang Dao
While speaking, Zhang Daoxian looked at his paper seriously and said seriously: "You think you are right, I really don't know how to do it!"
Examiner:!!!
"Are you stupid for riding a horse? You don't know how to do this? If you don't know how to write, how can you still be deceived?"
I saw Zhang Daoxian frowning: "Tsk~ OK, then choose C. The fairy family secret book says that the probability of doing this will be greater..."
The examiner almost collapsed: "Choose C for your uncle? Can you look at the types of questions? Are there options for this thing?"
"Then I made the wrong choice! Make a cross, the probability is..."
"Ahh! It's not a true or false question, it's a fill-in-the-blank question. Damn it, I'll hit you with a hook. I think you look like a fool. I'm riding a horse and still circling Kaijian'er!"
"Let me reiterate, I am Shabi, not Sicha. My name is already written on the paper. Examiner, are you illiterate?"
"Write! Write for me now! Hurry up?"
The examiner was already mad. Zhang Daoxian had no choice but to bite the bullet and answer the question:
1? Suppose I punch myself and break my bones. Am I considered strong or weak?
Answer: You count as the second batch!
2? Can lunch meat be eaten for dinner?
Answer: If you like, it doesn't matter if you eat shit for dinner, but remember not to eat breakfast on an empty stomach in the morning!
3? Cucumber is green, why is it called cucumber?
Answer: Cucumber’s wife must have cheated on her. After all, some people have black hair, but they are said to have a little green on their head. The same reason! Substituting this formula, you can draw this conclusion.
4? Is infertility hereditary?
Answer: Definitely, because the dragon begets the dragon, the phoenix begets the phoenix, and the mouse’s son can make holes!
5? Before glasses were invented, what was the name of the cobra?
Answer: What is it called? How do I know what the cobra is called? Someone stepped on its tail? Plop, plop, plop, that's probably what it's called, right?
6?Why do meteorites fall into craters?
Answer: Why does feces fall into the pit? In the same way, according to this formula, it is known that God deliberately pulled the feces into the pit!
7? Use the venom of venomous snakes. Will venomous snakes be poisoned by snake venom?
Answer: Yes! Because if you swallow your own saliva, you may choke to death on the saliva.
8? Why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west!
Answer: I just asked the sun. The sun said that I would blind your dog eyes!
9? Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Answer: Doesn’t this have to do with my major? Chickens and eggs have the same origin. Generally, one chicken has two eggs. If the eggs are gone, the chicken is useless. If the chicken is gone, the eggs are useless.
Yes, you can eat both of these, they are great supplements! They are an excellent material for us to cultivate our body and soul!
After answering this, the corner of Zhang Daoxian's mouth couldn't help but curl up. He was not very stupid, and he still knew how to answer the questions.
Until the last question, it is a big question!
10?Suddenly like a spring breeze coming overnight (————) please feel free to express yourself and write out the second couplet!
I saw Zhang Daoxian scratching his head frantically, with white smoke even coming out of his head. Suddenly, he seemed to have thought of something, and he immediately picked up a pen and wrote an eternal quatrain!
Answer: Suddenly a spring breeze comes overnight, Romeo and Zhu Yingtai!
After finishing writing, Zhang Daoxian smiled with satisfaction, but looking at his answer, he always felt that the artistic conception was a bit lacking, and the core was not deep enough.
After thinking hard, I checked off the previous sentence and wrote again:
"Suddenly a spring breeze comes overnight, and Romeo and the pig come!"
"No~ Finished answering! Hand in the paper! Can you give me the points now?"
The examiner held up the test paper with great anticipation, glanced at it, and his vision suddenly went dark. Then he raised his head and vomited out three pounds of blood.
I've endured the rest. What on earth did you fill in the last sentence of "Tama Ma"?
Romeo and the pig are forced to fight. Even if Romeo agrees, the pig may not agree, right?
Have you asked the pig for his opinion?
Damn, you didn't write with any brains, and you got a perfect answer sheet. You've been writing for so long, why do you have to fight like a pig?
I ride a horse...
"Pfft~"
Zhang Dao
"It feels like extraordinary performance is normal. I allow you to worship my masterpiece!"
Chapter completed!