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Chapter 726 Gao Ren!

What you say is quite philosophical, but why don't you do human affairs?

You actually signed my underwear? This, this, this...

Wen Muzhi suddenly said excitedly: "I won't wash these shorts anymore. I have to wear them all the time. I will always remember your encouragement to me!"

Ren Jie: (??ω?? ?) “You can remember the encouragement, but don’t hurt your little brother!”

"Grandpa Stinky Chess Basket? Who is this?"

The stinky chess basket's face darkened. You're not an outsider. Are you really calling me this? Are you polite?

"That boy from the Wen family has been studying the books of sages for generations. He is the only one left in this generation. He is currently practicing at the Guoshu Hall. He can be regarded as Yaoyao's senior brother."

"Don't look at this guy's formality. He is very capable. He is a popular player in Gao Tian's selection this time. You kid, please be alert and be careful not to fall into his hands during the competition."

After saying that, he looked at Ren Jie with a smile.

Wen Muzhi's level is also not bad, with a seventh-level physical realm. Ren Jie's eyes sparkled when he looked at him: "Oh, Jie? Opponent?"

I saw Wen Muzhi shaking his head quickly: "How dare you? I'm just a scholar. I only know a few poems and songs. How can I be your opponent, Brother Jie?"

"Gao Tian can only do my best when selecting. Being able to look up to your figure and follow your footsteps is enough for me."

As he spoke, he pushed up his glasses, showing great humility.

Ren Jie's lips twitched when he heard this: "No... are you all so polite now? I've already broken off the engagement, and there's been no news from the Fang family. The Wen family is also from aristocratic family, right? Are you such a Buddha?"

"You don't dislike me, think I'm not worthy of my name and have a low level, and want to kill me and step on me to get the upper hand?"

Wen Muzhi couldn't help but shook his head: "How could it be? As the ancients said, there is no false person under the reputation. Many friends, classmates, and contestants I know admire you very much and want to ask for your autograph!"

Ren Jie suddenly opened his mouth:

"Huh? None of them want to fuck me? Are they all my little fans? Then how can I pretend to be approved by Gao Tian's selection?"

"Am I too humble and honest for Ren? It must be that I haven't done enough, right?"

"I don't want this kind of smooth sailing life. I will suffer from Jade Syndrome. Are you guys going to fuck me? Don't you like me? Are you looking for trouble with me? I'm only the fourth level, only the fourth level! Hey!

Can you please be more angry?"

When I saw this scene, the corners of my mouth were twitching. "Because I am so awesome and no one bothers me, I got jade syndrome." Is that okay?

Wen Mu sweated profusely on his forehead:

"We are all the leaders of the younger generation in Daxia, a good young man with good physical and mental health. Your journey to the mountains and seas has contributed to the present and will benefit the future. It is a model for us to learn from. Why do we look down on you and cause trouble for you?"

"Oh, I see. You must be worried that there will be no opponents for Gao Tian's selection and you won't be able to enjoy it to the fullest, right? I don't know about the other competition divisions, but Ye Weiyang, the peerless talent in the Central Division, will definitely be able to keep you entertained, right?"

"He is very strong, and he is confident of defeating you. Although he is one level ahead of you, it is hard to win, but I think he will try his best."

When Ren Jie heard this, he immediately became excited:

"Isn't this still interesting, right Ye Weiyang? I'm really looking forward to it!"

The stinky chess player raised his eyebrows: "Oh? That kid? He does have something, he has great potential!"

"Muzhi, you can't play this chess game yet? I still want to play chess with Yaoyao!"

Wen Muzhi skillfully tore off a piece of paper and stuck it on his forehead: "Sorry... I lost the first round..."

Ren Jie stared: "Huh? You still lose? Do you know how to play chess?"

Wen Muzhi's eyes lit up: "Is it possible that Brother Jie also knows how to play chess?"

"Understand? Of course I understand. In the entire Nanshan residential area, no old man is my opponent. They all ask me to play chess with me. He is not an ordinary old man Fei!"

When the stinky chess basket heard this, he immediately became excited:

"Huh? I have never surrendered to anyone in the whole Great Xia in terms of chess! How about a game of chess? I'll be totally devastated if I lose!"

"Come on, come on!"

Ren Jie sat down on the stone bench, holding the black piece in his hand, while the stinky chess basket piece held the white piece.

I saw the stinky chess player raising his eyebrows: "I won't bully you, let you make the first move!"

In the trip to the mountains and seas, Ren Jie has good layout skills. It is just right to test this kid's depth through this game of chess.

Ren Jie was not polite and directly chose Tianyuan!

The stinky chess basket boy stared, what the fuck? You look down on people, right?

Even Wen Muzhi swallowed his saliva. What kind of opening was this? Sure enough! Gao Ren's chess games are always confusing.

The stinky chess basket piece was immediately placed, and the big edge piece was moved up. Ren Jie's tiger body was shaken, his eyes suddenly opened, and he spit out a mouthful of blood.

The stench was all over Chess Basket's face. Not only did he vomit blood, he even had bleeding from all his orifices.

Wen Muzhi exclaimed: (*???)!! "Brother Jie's chess skills are so strong? His opponent just made a move, and he has already entered the game with his own body? Was he so shocked by the master's powerful chess skills that he vomited blood?

"

The smelly chess basket wiped the blood on his face and said with a twitching corner of his mouth:

"I don't know if he's good at playing chess, but he's pretty good at spewing insults..."

Over the years, I have made people vomit blood a few times, but this is the first time that I have made someone vomit blood. How many times did this guy... count?

Am I so stupid now?

I saw Ren Jie covering his chest with a look of dismay on his face, damn Tianwu Zhengfa, uncle is here again?

"No...are you really going down here?"

The stinky chess basket said proudly: "What else?"

Ren Jie was not used to his mistakes at all, so he made another move, right next to the previous one.

And the stinky chess basket became increasingly unclear. What kind of number was this? He could only continue to make moves with doubts.

Even Wen Muzhi, who was behind Ren Jie, began to calculate crazily, his eyes red and bloodshot.

After four moves, Ren Jie rolled his eyes and said speechlessly:

"No wonder they call you a stinky chess basket. You are really stinky when you play chess, and you don't even try to stop me? You can't see this obviously? I won!"

"Yaoyao, it would be useless to learn how to play chess from you. You are not even as good as me!"

As he spoke, he raised his hand on the spot, and with lightning speed, he directly gave the stinky chess basket a brain-shattering blow.

The sound of "ding" is louder than that of a wooden fish, and the merit is +1!

The stinky chess basket boy stared and covered his forehead with the big smoking red envelope!

"No! Tell me on horseback, how did you win after just making four moves?"

Ren Jie was speechless:

"Can't you see this? My four black men are all connected in a line. If I write another word, I will be five men in a line. You can't stop me. If I don't win, who will win?"

诺( '-' )?●●●●

The stinky chess basket opened his mouth wide, his eyes were red and bloodshot, and he spat out a mouthful of old blood:

"Wow, you're riding a horse! Backgammon? Go! I'm playing Go with you? Who's playing backgammon with you?"

"Isn't this thing too childish for a primary school student?"

Ren Jie spread his hands:

"You didn't say it was Go at first? Backgammon is too childish for primary school students, but it's just right for college students like me."

Wen Muzhi on the side was already picking his feet in embarrassment. I was even analyzing it just now, and said that Brother Jie was very good at chess, and I was pretty...

Then you told me this was backgammon?

Wow, this is the first time that I, a scholar who values ​​peace, have the urge to fight Ren.

The stinky chess basket said angrily:

"Let's play Go and play another game. I have to win!"

Ren Jie stood up and turned away: "Eh? Go? I don't know how to play Go, so I won't play any more."

The stinky chess basket: "~%?…;# *’☆&℃$! Ren Jie, I have to give you a hammer on the head!"

Ren Jie shouted: "Yaoyao, there is an old man trying to hit me!"

Tao Yaoyao:!!!

She came out in a wheelchair:

"Who! That old man dares to hit my brother? Cut off his beard!"

The stinky chess basket was so excited that he quickly sat back on the stone bench, tilted his head, whistled and stopped talking.

Ren Jie tilted his head and looked at Wen Muzhi and said with a smile: "Do you see it? Isn't this a win?"

Wen Muzhi said awkwardly: "But...but you are playing backgammon, he...he..."

But Ren Jie patted Wen Muzhi on the shoulder:

(︶.?︶〃) "People must learn to be flexible. When the rules are not conducive to themselves, they must learn to break the rules and change passivity into initiative."

"It doesn't matter what kind of chess you play, it's what you win that matters. Don't study to death if you study."

At this moment, Wen Muzhi looked at Ren Jie and his eyes suddenly widened with shock on his face.

How could a short game of chess contain such profound meaning?

What he said made sense. Brother Jie was indeed from Gao Ren.

The stinky chess basket boy is covering his face. This kid's depth has been really tested through this game of chess. This guy doesn't play according to the routine at all. It's a pity that my reputation will be ruined for the rest of his life?

"Since we're playing backgammon, if I lose one, will you vomit blood?"

Ren Jie spread his hands: "It's just my uncle here! Is this normal? Don't panic."

Stinky chess basket:???

When someone walks down the road, your uncle walks up the road?

At this moment, there was a loud "boom", black smoke billowed out of the kitchen, the glass was shattered, and a deformed pressure cooker flew out of the kitchen and blasted directly into the side room on the left...

I saw Jiang Jiuli with a pretty dark face, rice particles in his hair, and white smoke rising from his head. He clasped his fingers and walked out of the kitchen in embarrassment.

Ren Jie swallowed:

"What's going on? Are you two popping popcorn in the kitchen? Or are you using an induction cooker to make elixirs and the elixir furnace exploded?"

Jiang Jiuli's face was dark red, and he was even more embarrassed:

"Ah... Auntie said she doesn't need my help, otherwise she won't be able to eat today. She can do it by herself, but... the meal should have to wait a while longer..."

Tao Yaoyao:(′???)Pfft

Ren Jie:(????)Hmm

And at this moment, facing the wing on the left, a rickety figure walked out of the room tremblingly on a cane, with a pressure cooker on his head...

"I thought I would be in this kind of disaster today, but I didn't expect that at this old age, I would still have to take the blame..."

Jiang Jiuli's face turned pale:

"Ah! Mr. Shui Jing!"

ps: Friends, Qingfeng is on a business trip from the 11th to the 20th of this month. He is going to Lu Academy for training for nine days. Because he has to attend classes during the day, he has very little time for coding and can only do it at night. Therefore, during this period, I will try my best to
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