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Chapter 988: Etiquette is light but affection is important

Ma Mian immediately shook his head and gave Ren Jie a thumbs up.

When wearing these horseshoe pull-ups, do you feel like you are stepping on shit? It mainly depends on whether you are stepping on shit?

"Brother...this gift...are you really thinking about it?"

Ren Jie is right, he really didn't spend any money?

"Speaking of which...where are our other brothers? Aren't they at home? I also brought a lot of gifts to them."

When Niu Tou heard that there were other people, he immediately became excited. I can't bear this hardship alone~

"Family members, are you all coming out? Brother Ren Jie is here and has brought gifts for everyone."

He shouted out, and many of the figures he had seen during the Night Walk of Hundred Ghosts all gathered towards this place.

The first one to rush over was Hei Wuchang. Bai Wuchang's pretty face was as pale as a corpse, petite in stature, and cute in appearance. He was one step ahead of Hei Wuchang and held Ren Jie's big hand.

"Hello, my name is Du Xue, just call me Xiaoxue. The Hundred Ghost Night Parade last time was pretty cool, wasn't it? It's rare that I have the opportunity to go out so openly, so I want to thank you~"

"Oh, by the way, I forgot to introduce you. This is my biological brother, Du Feng. Can you just call him Xiao Hei?"

Hei Wuchang Du Feng's face was extremely dark: "What are you introducing randomly? Don't listen to my sister's nonsense, she is the sister, and I am the brother!"

"You little girl is totally against Tiangang!"

Du Xue stared, turned around and gave Du Feng an electric cannon: "Is this how you talk to your sister? I was born before you, I am the sister, and you are the brother!"

"Bah! I was obviously born first, how can you prove that you came out first?"

"I, I, I...I saw it!"

"You have a really good memory, right? Can you remember everything about your newborn?"

"Anyway, I was born first, and I am the elder sister. If you don't believe me, just ask my mother!"

"It's been so many years since our mother died, why don't you dig her grave and bother her? A brother is like a father, how dare you hit your brother? Even if you hit your father, look at it, he's even got black eyes."

"You farted. Your face is as black as the bottom of a pot. How can you prove that your eyes are black?"

The two of them started fighting in front of Ren Jie, and they fought fiercely. Ren Jie sweated on his forehead: "I know a fortune teller, why don't you ask her to tell you two?"

Du Feng and Du Xue pinched each other's necks and said seriously: "Please!"

"I heard...there is a gift for you?"

Ren Jie smiled proudly and immediately took out a papaya from Chu Xue's folding fan and stuffed it into Du Xue's hand.

"Hey~ It's for you. Go back and get some milk to stew it with. It's very filling. As for the milk... I didn't bring it for you. Why don't you go back and milk the cow's head? There should be some."

"Trust me, just keep eating. If you have children in the future, you can't starve them, right?"

Du Xue held a papaya and looked down at the small plate on her chest. Her face was red and white.

"I don't know whether eating melon will help you, but eating you will definitely help you! I will bite you to death~"

I saw Du Xue swooping down and biting Ren Jie's face, making a "wow" sound to protect his food, and his saliva flowed out.

She wanted to do this when she first met Ren Jie, and it tasted really sweet~

While biting, don’t forget to say “bah bah bah” to taste the taste.

Ren Jie:???

"I give gifts as gifts, and I didn't say that I was shameless? Oh, by the way, Xiao Hei, this is a gift for you!"

"Whitening mask ~ It is said that it can absorb blackheads. Just use it. It is designated for use!"

Du Xue burst out laughing on the spot and patted Du Feng on the shoulder: "Suck blackheads? His head is quite black. If my brother puts it on, his own head will be sucked off, right? This thing is dangerous, use it with caution

!”

Du Feng took the mask, covered his face and said, "I thank you for being the eighteenth generation of my ancestors~"

At this moment, a yellow bird the size of a palm flew over, stood on Ren Jie's shoulder, and said in a clear and gentle voice:

"Yunxi also wants a gift~"

"Hahaha~ Yes! All! No~ I put a lot of thought into this gift. Qiang Qiang~ Five-spice chacha melon seeds. Don't underestimate this thing. This is a relic from the old world and has been around for more than two hundred years.

history!"

"The wine will become more mellow and mellow as it is put in, and the melon seeds must be the same, right? Just crack them, and they won't make a sound!"

Huangquanniao:???

You did not make any sound after knocking, most likely because you were poisoned, right?

"I'm not very interested in the melon seeds. I'm quite interested in the melon seeds in your head. Today I have to crack it open to see if it's filled with yellow!"

He stood on Ren Jie's shoulders and pecked at his head wildly, making a "ta-ta-ta-ta" sound, which made sparks pop out from the pecking.

Ren Jie was so pecked that she winced. She must be a woodpecker, right?

"Xiao Xi~ Why are you so cruel to brother Ren Jie? Geez~ My brother looks handsome from a distance, but he looks even more handsome up close!"

"Hello? My name is Ye Fanhua, codename is Bianhua. Do you think you haven't prepared a gift for your sister?"

"As long as it's a gift from my brother, my sister will definitely like it~"

I saw a pretty woman wearing red Hanfu walking over. She was dressed coolly, with a large white chest exposed, a pretty face and a voluptuous figure.

Ren Jie said quickly: "Hello, sister Fanhua, of course I brought you a gift? I see that sister, you are as tender as water and generous, but we are generous, so we should still wear close-fitting clothes."

As soon as these words came out, the eyes of the people with the magic contract around him straightened when they looked at Ye Fanhua, okay?

My mother?

Not wearing anything?

"Pfft~"

I saw the two people with the cow head and the horse face immediately spurting blood from their noses and falling to the ground, while the cow head struggled and said: "Brother Ren Jie! I advise you not to meddle in other people's business!"

But Ren Jie took out a red two-piece suit from his arms, which was extremely cool.

"No~ I bought it specially for my sister, the Late Night Charm and Happy Blossoms Collector's Edition. Although it's just a glimpse, my eyes are rulers. Seth said I won't buy it wrong!"

Two more nosebleeds spurted out from the horse's face!

"Niutou! I advise you not to meddle in other people's business!"

Ye Fanhua giggled and hugged Ren Jie into his arms, squeezing Ren Jie's face out of shape.

"My sister likes it very much, but it looks very complicated to wear. Can my brother come home with me and help my sister put this on?"

Ren Jie:???

Du Feng stared, raised his hands and shouted: "I'll do it! I can wear it! I've worn it before, I have experience!"

Before he could finish speaking, a gray-haired young man rushed out from the side and kicked Du Feng far away.

And stepped forward to separate Ren Jie and Ye Fanhua who were stuck together.

Lala said with a long face: "I...Yin Ming, codename Styx, should also have a gift from me, right?"

Ren Jie's face froze, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead: "Yes...why not? Wait a minute, I'll take it out!"

As he spoke, he put his hands into his trouser pockets, causing a lot of panic.

Damn it, I thought that Styx was Bianhua's skill. Who would have thought that he was a human being?

Under the expectant gaze of everyone, Ren Jie took his hand out of his trouser pocket and handed it to Yin Ming.

Styx looked over seriously, what are you trying to give me?

The next second, Ren Jie's middle finger popped out.

"Qiang Qiang~ I'll teach you a lesson, aha~ ahaha~ The society is sinister, people's hearts are not as old as they used to be, and you can't be too sincere in your actions~"

"How's it going? Do you like it?"

The veins on Yin Ming's forehead jumped: "I~%?...;# *'☆&℃ I really like it. Brother, have you really prepared it carefully?"

Ren Jie kept nodding his head, look! Even Styx likes to use swear words to express his gratitude. It must be because it is more powerful, right?
Chapter completed!
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