Chapter 291 You can live without this activity, but you can’t live without it.(1/3)
"Okay! The crazy shark successfully crossed the finish line, and the final score was 1 minute and 20 seconds! A very good result! It gave us a good start!"
As Colonel Guan's excited voice sounded, he saw that the big shark sculpture had stopped among the flying grass clippings.
Since the cars in the Soap Box Race do not have brakes, after crossing the finish line, contestants often need to stop the cars by hitting haystacks.
The camera zooms in closer, and now we look at this large shark sculpture.
The shark's front face had already been flattened in, and its two wings had already flown away due to the previous bumps.
The two somatosensory cabins had completely fallen apart at this moment, with only the somatosensory cabin covers still hanging around their necks.
Both of them seemed very excited.
"What a wonderful performance! Come and interview the two of us!"
The host, who had been waiting at the finish line for a long time, came forward and extended the microphone to the brothers in the somatosensory cabin:
"As the first team in the world to appear, we completed the game at the beginning and won a good start. Do you two have any thoughts?"
After that, the microphone was handed over to the big brother in the somatosensory cabin. The big brother took the microphone and looked very excited:
"Thank you very much for your support. I am very happy to participate in and complete this unique competition,"
"Then I would like to thank our Mr. Yan for his trust and support,"
“He had full control over the design of this vehicle!”
And with the voice and gestures of the big brother in the somatosensory cabin, the camera also switched!
A close-up of Yan Sheng's expression full of surprise and surprise appeared on the big screen and in the live broadcast of every audience!
After being stunned for two seconds, Yan Sheng stood up amidst the applause and nodding of Gu Sheng beside him, smiled an embarrassing smile that was uglier than crying, and raised his hand to greet the camera.
The audience laughed like crazy——
‘Hahahahahahaha, it was actually designed by the boss of the entertainment industry himself’
‘It feels like Mr. Yan’s teeth are about to be broken’
'The old thief next to me has such a mean expression, hahahahaha...'
‘Where on earth did Yiyou find these two handsome men, hahahahaha…’
"Brothers in the somatosensory cabin will be fired tomorrow because of Left Foot Advanced Company"
‘Although the brothers in the somatosensory cabin say thank you, I always feel that they don’t want to take the blame for Shark’
'Somatosensory cabin: Even if I am kicked out, I will still shout out loudly in a decaying voice - the big shark sculpture was designed by our boss!!!'
'I'm laughing...'
‘…’
A good start!
The appearance of the shark eagle and the abstract post-match interview directly cue the boss, directly pushing this event to a hilarious climax.
However.
Just when everyone thought that the Great Shark Eagle was already an abstract expression at the peak level of this game!
More weird abstract cars and hilarious scenes will appear in turn!
There is a [self-destructing truck]——
The huge polar bear rises slowly in the lift.
The whole place was in an uproar!
This polar bear is made of renewable foam and is lifelike. It has the moving logo of a golden bull printed on the back. It is extremely well-made. It sits on a trailer supported by a four-wheel frame and is towed by the main control car in front.
.
The audience exclaimed!
There is no doubt that the car that follows Yiyou is Xunteng's.
But compared with Yiyou's Shark Cartoon, Xunteng's car is obviously more sophisticated and more handsome!
However.
Just as the audience was marveling at the handsomeness of the Xunteng car!
The next second, behind the polar bear, two riders stepped out, came to the car, and made swag movements!
I saw the two pilots, one black and one white, with two instructions clearly written on their clothes——
One Ctrl+C, one Ctrl+V.
‘???’
In an instant, the screen was filled with question marks!
‘You’re not going to act anymore, are you?’
'God damn copy and paste!'
'Traditional performing arts, right?'
'ah???'
‘Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha’ you are so big...'
'Is this okay to say?'
'It's too abstract, it's really too fucking abstract...'
‘Damn, the little polar bear is quite playful, I love it’
‘I feel like the little polar bear has become much cuter since being beaten up by Mr. Ou back then’
'Come on! Self-destruct truck!'
'Hahahahaha...'
‘…’
There is [Pharaoh moving his tomb]——
Ept, one of the suppliers of raw materials for Bull Beverage from Egypt, is unique and integrates the pyramid elements of its country with the car.
When a four-sided pyramid slowly appeared from the lifting platform, the entire audience burst into cheers!
"Oh my God, it's actually a pyramid!"
“This is so creative!”
“I feel like every participating car is full of creativity, it’s like a large-scale gathering of ideas!”
"But the question is, how should we drive this car?"
"That's right, this perfectly connected vertebral body doesn't look like it has a driving position..."
However!
Just as the audience was talking about it.
Just listen to a click, in full view of everyone, under the spotlight.
I saw a gap appeared at the tip of the pyramid.
Immediately afterwards, a pilot with a Pharaoh's mask on his face grew up in the pyramid like bamboo shoots after the rain.
Hula——
And as the pyramid car suddenly shot out from the big downhill slope, it was followed by a handsome and unexpected tail flick.
The whole place is excited!
'The grass! It's rising violently! I saw the pyramid drifting!'
'Hahahahaha my mother told me to get out and laugh...'
‘It’s too abstract. I didn’t expect that the manufacturers on Bull’s side are so capable.’
‘You can live without your job by participating in this event, but you can’t live without your job’
‘Holy shit, hide it now, I don’t dare let Britain see this technology, otherwise the Egyptian pyramids will have to be pushed to the British Museum tomorrow’
'British: Got it! Come to work at the museum tomorrow!'
'Admit! Admit directly!'
'"Pharaoh Moving Tomb"'
‘Please don’t make me laugh, damn, I already have a stomachache’
'I can't stop laughing, I really can't stop laughing...'
‘…’
There is [Third Sister getting on the bus]——
"Okay, we saw that the monkey-drawn cart of the CSTG team passed the first ramp smoothly. Although there was a slight bump, the speed did not slow down and it was rock solid!"
To be continued...