"Um... I'm talking about a dog. It's also a member of our great Deadpool family. How about it? Do you feel envious of the Deadpool family? Do you want to join us? It's very simple. Let me talk to you first.
How about a hundred cuts on the face?"
This bastard is definitely jealous of Zhou Hao's handsomeness and keeps targeting his face.
Zhou Hao automatically filtered out his nonsense and cursed: "Are you crazy, you pervert? Why did you attack me?"
Deadpool: "You bastard, if you can enter this world, you must have an affair with those premature ejaculation men in the Marvel editorial department, so I feel happy to kill you!"
"Idiot! If they had this ability, the original world would have been in chaos long ago. This world is no longer controlled by Marvel editors. You should thank me. When I enter this world, you comic or movie characters will be free
Got it!"
Zhou Hao is not just making random nonsense, at least in his opinion, he can interfere with the development of the plot. Of course, if there is a more conspiracy theory, Zhou Hao himself may be created by a certain existence for the entertainment of people in another world.
Of.
So Zhou Hao would rather never know this, otherwise he might have the same idea as Deadpool.
Deadpool was stunned, touched his chin and said: "Are you telling the truth? No wonder I can't contact them recently, and I can't go to that world again if I want to."
If you can’t figure it out, just give it up! Deadpool stuck his two knives behind his back and said: “Well, since there are only two smart people in this world, we are natural allies. Brother, your world doesn’t seem to be quite right.
Reliable, it’s like the end of the world.”
This guy was shouting and killing just now, and now he suddenly becomes friendly. He is really a lunatic.
Zhou Hao said lightly: "This is not my world. My world is outside. This is the reverse world, which is the opposite of my world. Well, you can understand it as an independent dimension."
Deadpool nodded and said: "Okay, your world is really complicated. In my world, there are only mutants fighting with humans, a guy with no hair on his head, and a madman who likes to wear a sand sculpture helmet. They
Fighting comes and goes every day..."
5 minutes later......
"Oh! By the way, that X-Men, haha, I laughed to death, who got this bad name? They beg me to join every day. Superheroes are not my style. Although I am super, I am not a hero.
....."
Zhou Hao's face was a little ugly. This guy could really talk. The two of them had just met, and he didn't even stop talking!
"That's enough! Wade! You know I'm from that world, and I know a lot about you! Including the fact that you really want to join the X-Men, but they don't want you!"
Deadpool: "Haha! You must have remembered it wrong. That must be me in the parallel world, not the me now, hehe!"
How could he admit such a dark history? The great Deadpool cannot be disliked.
Zhou Hao shook his head and said, "Okay, Wade, now that you're here, would you like to make some extra money?"
He suddenly thought that Wade was immortal, so he might as well let him test it out.
Although Deadpool is crazy, he is not stupid. He said with some disdain: "If I bring back US dollars from this world, I will have a heavy title, unless your reward is hard currency like gold."
As soon as he finished speaking, his eyes widened. He saw that Zhou Hao was dragging a real brick-sized gold brick in his hand. Even though Zhou Hao was holding it easily, this piece must have weighed at least fifty kilograms.
The current price of this gold brick is almost 17.8 million US dollars, which is enough for Deadpool to work for his life. This size of gold brick was purchased by Zhou Hao when he was in Hong Kong Comprehensive World. There are many many in the storage space.
, it is not an exaggeration to say it is a golden mountain.
"Help me get that green glowing bead, it's yours." Zhou Hao said calmly.
Deadpool smiled in an extremely flattering voice: "That's it, my BOSS."
Whoosh! After he finished speaking, he rushed towards the Mind Flayer with lightning speed. Suddenly, his figure stopped because he discovered the huge creature.
Only then did Deadpool understand why Zhou Hao asked him to get it, but he was not afraid. His immortal body was close to absolute immortality, and he would be reborn even if there was only one cell left.
Of course, this is not the most perverted thing. During the recovery process from being seriously injured to death, he came to the kingdom of death and met the goddess of death, and actually fell in love with the goddess.
After being found out by Thanos, another love rival, he cursed him with immortality so that he could never see the goddess of death. Only then could he become truly immortal.
The current Deadpool should be the one in the movie. He should not have this setting, but he still has a bug-like existence.
Hoho! Just as Deadpool was about to rush to the dead tree hole, various beast roars came from all directions, and then he heard the rumbling sound of running.
All kinds of monsters gathered from all directions, not only the devil dogs and devil kings running on the ground, but also big birds that looked like pterosaurs flying in the sky.
They all rushed towards Deadpool, who was already frozen in place.
"Fake! I knew it wouldn't be that simple!"
Swish! Two knives chopped up a charging demon dog, but then he was instantly overwhelmed by the monster army.
Bang! At this time, Zhou Hao, who was wearing a silver armor with six white wings, had flown over and kicked Deadpool out of the monster circle.
Ah! Wade screamed and fell to the ground and cursed: "Asshole! How dare you kick my butt, which is sexier than Captain America, damn it!"
Wade admires Captain America, but in his current world, the X-Men, Avengers, and S.H.I.E.L.D. are just characters in comics to him.
All the monsters were attracted by Zhou Hao. Zhou Hao directly pulled out the star sword behind him and performed a 360-degree whirlwind. The monsters surrounding him were instantly cut in half. He didn't need his sword at all against these monsters.
Just recharge it and you're done.
Then he flew directly into the air, and a dozen pterosaur monsters flying in the air surrounded them, and they were all chopped into pieces by him with a single strike of his sword.
Seeing that there were at least several hundred monsters in the square, Zhou Hao took out all the thermite grenades, pulled the safety catches one by one and threw them down. The roaring explosions continued to sound, and the fire below shot into the sky.
The entire square was engulfed in flames, and the smell of burning flesh was nauseating, but Zhou Hao's mask could block out the poorly filtered smell, so he couldn't smell it at all.
"Hey! Who is that? Damn! I forgot to ask your name, help me big brother!"
At this time, Deadpool had already arrived at the door of the tree cave, but he was entangled by countless vines as thick as his arms. At first, he wanted to cut off these vines with his sword, but no matter how fast he was, he couldn't stop them because there were so many vines.
Now he has been tied into a human-shaped rice dumpling. Fortunately, the vines did not block his mouth, otherwise he would have been driven crazy.
Zhou Hao did not go to help him immediately, but took advantage of him to attract the mind flayer's attention and rushed towards the Jianmu Heart that was emitting light green light.
"Asshole! I misjudged you. I originally thought we were a perfect couple, but you just asked me to help you grab the green bead!" Deadpool shouted.
Damn! This bitch, Deadpool didn’t say this just to disgust Zhou Hao, the main reason was that he shouted out Zhou Hao’s true purpose, and the Mind Flayer really turned its attention to Zhou Hao.
Deadpool: "Yes! That's it, Brother Spider Monster, I'm on your side. I'm not familiar with this bastard Minotaur at all. You see, I don't even know his name..."
What the hell is a bull-headed birdman? The two horns on his helmet do look like bull horns, and with the addition of wings, it seems to have that meaning, but Zhou Hao doesn't have time to see this grandson like him.
Hundreds of trees and vines came forward and attacked Zhou Hao with a heavy pressure. Fortunately, he was not in intensive fear. Whoosh! Zhou Hao's armor instantly emitted a blue light and began to accelerate.
Chapter completed!