241.How about I be your Pippen?(1/2)
"Oh oh oh, it's finally time for Charles Barkley's dance competition! Kenny, let's applaud our protagonist together!" O'Neal shouted excitedly.
"Shaq, this is not Charles' dance convention!" Kenny Smith yelled angrily.
"That's right, I don't even know how to be a commentator. I don't know why the program team invited a fat guy like you here. This is not a joke! This is a North American live broadcast!" Barkley has been commentating for so long, and for the first time, he feels that Kenny Smith is a
Such a good partner, but he didn't make fun of himself with O'Neal. It seems that he usually thinks too badly of others...
Kenny Smith angrily scolded O'Neal: "This is not Charles' dance conference, this is Charles' pole dancing debut in North America!"
O'Neal raised his thumb to express his approval: "Oh, Kenny, you said it great! It seems that my professionalism is not up to standard yet, and I need to learn more about how to be a commentator. After all, I can only win championships, so I have to compete with you more."
You guys...that's not right, just learn from Kenny, we both have two championship rings."
Barkley's heart was broken to pieces, these two damn! Barkley had suffered tons of damage...
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After O'Neal came to the Lakers, his weight skyrocketed along with his strength. Basically, he would be injured for more than a dozen games every year. This is not a major injury, nor a knee or foot injury caused by his weight. This is the most exaggerated point of O'Neal.
, he weighs more than 300 pounds, which is about 150 kilograms. Before the Celtics were reimbursed for the last season, he had almost no major injuries to these key parts. His injuries were all fatigue such as groin and muscle strain.
Injuries.
That's right, it's fatigue injuries.
The laziest fat man actually suffers from fatigue injuries year after year. Because this fat man is too fat, he is very tired from doing anything. Sometimes he can strain his groin if he accidentally bends down to pour water.
How could the All-Stars be without O'Neal? Even if the fans agreed, he himself would not agree. When T.N.T invited him to be the commentator for the All-Star Game, he came immediately.
After O'Neal and Kenny Smith teased Barkley about the championship ring, the joking time was paused to talk about today's game before the All-Star Game kicked off. After all, this is
North American live broadcasts, including the United States, Canada, and the seven or eight North American countries under the British royal family, are all live broadcast signals in North America where English is the official language. The American TV station signals are responsible for this live broadcast.
Therefore, in order to compete for market share with its strong rivals Time Warner, ESPN, and ABC TV, T.N.T invited O'Neal, the most powerful superstar in the world and a popular star, as a guest.
"Charles, Shaq, what do you think of today's All-Star Game?" Although Kenny Smith likes to tease Barkley, he has always done his job very well, which is probably equivalent to the praise in cross talk.
role, after all, Barkley is the most popular and valuable commentator.
"The West is much better than the East. There is no doubt that the West will win!" Barkley's current position is that he will support the rookie's opponent no matter where the damn rookie is!
Moreover, the immortal Jordan and the rookie were on the same team, so Barkley's position became even firmer.
Kenny Smith had an expression on his face, and then asked O'Neal: "Shaq, do you think the same way?"
"No!" O'Neal denied decisively, "I think the Eastern Conference has a good chance of winning. We lost to the Eastern Conference last year."
"Uh..." Kenny Smith didn't expect that O'Neal thought the Eastern Conference was weaker?
Before O'Neal could finish his words: "Last year I was also sick and couldn't play, and the Western Conference lost. I think it will be similar this year."
"..."
Barkley and Kenny Smith looked contemptuous, so shameless!
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Two fat guys and a thin guy were discussing who would win from the East and the West, and the atmosphere in the stadium was already very heated.
In addition to being the home court of the 76ers, the Wachovia Center is also the venue for the Philadelphia Bullfighting Event in the summer. The United States is a multi-ethnic immigrant country, with British, Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, and German colonists left in this country.
, accounting for more than 60% of the country's population, with a high proportion of Spaniards.
The bullfighting game is the best event for Philadelphia to vent its violent emotions during the long and boring offseason of major leagues, that is, in the middle of summer. Therefore, the Wachovia Center competition venue is very large, and we really need to fill up the seats.
Although it's not as good as Cuban's super-luxurious Dallas All-Stars with nearly 100,000 people, which makes crazy money, it can accommodate up to 50,000 people.
During this All-Star Weekend, the tickets sold in advance and the reserved tickets totaled a total of 37,000 seats. Of course, all the tickets were sold out in the end.
After Fergie, the lead singer of the famous North American girl band Wild Orchid, Stice-Ann Ferguson, finished singing the opening American Empire song, the main game of the All-Star Weekend officially kicked off!
Since the rise of the NBA in the 1980s, every All-Star Game has invited some Taishan Beidou-level talk show hosts or popular celebrities to be the hosts. This time, the most popular talk show host from the entertainment channel NBC in the past ten years has been invited.
Show host, Jay Leno talk show host Big Face Leno!
"Ladies and gentlemen, let's invite our protagonists today, all the stars! The first person to appear is the overlord of this year's NBA regular season and the most gorgeous power forward in history, Chris Webber!"
"We welcome the best defensive player in history from last season's Eastern Conference champion and four-time Defensive Player of the Year trophy, Mutombo..."
After Leno's introduction, Mutombo and Webb appeared as the first pair. This was different from the rookie game and the three-point contest. Every All-Star was a powerful player, and everyone cheered loudly!
Mutombo...there really isn't much news, except for charity and blocking shots. After a few words of greeting, he came to sit in the Eastern Conference All-Star seat.
Weber was very sultry and even performed an opening dance.
“I’d like to invite super dunker Steve Francis from the Houston Rockets…”
"Next is the super point guard Jason Kidd who can transform all teams..."
"Welcome flying devil Tim Duncan from the Spurs..."
"Welcome to let people see the surprise again, the super small forward Sharif Rahim who led the Hawks to the top of the Eastern Conference..."
"Welcome the iron-blooded wolf king from the Timberwolves, Kevin Garnett..."
"We invite our MVP, Philadelphia's hero, Allen Iverson..."
When Iverson came out, the atmosphere reached its peak!
This is Philadelphia, Iverson’s home court!
Hearing that the MVP, Philadelphia's hero, an unknown man named No. 8 standing in the tunnel secretly touched the All-Star MVP trophy before the game was unhappy.
Although Iverson was the most popular player at the scene, and people wanted to see him win the MVP, Iverson was only the fourth from the bottom. Firstly, he wanted to give the team's big brother Mutombo
Leaving the second man's position out of respect is also the last man in the East.
After two All-Stars, the name that people are still familiar with and have not forgotten once again appeared on the stage of All-Star Weekend!
After Kobe Bryant's "I'm cold, I'm ruthless, I'm unreasonable but I'm proud" appearance, even the big-faced Leno was really excited, saying from the bottom of his heart: "Ladies and gentlemen, let's have that
The warmest applause goes to the greatest champion in basketball history and the strongest player in history, Michael Jordan!"
Although this is Iverson's home court, when Jordan comes out, there are still old fans who are moved to tears. People named Michael love to cause trouble. Some fans are so excited that they fainted and caused a commotion...
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Holy crap!
Liu Mang was forced to interrupt his player introduction when he watched Jordan come out. He had just come back and scored 50 points at the age of 39. He continued to maintain his high popularity!
And unlike Iverson, whose fans can still retain their sanity because they can see him for a long time, Jordan is playing one game less in the true sense. If he retires, there will be no possibility of comeback, and it is
In the first year after his comeback, many fans burst into tears.
Looking at Jordan in the center of the court, Liu Mang's heart was filled with a kind of domineering aura.
This old man! How domineering!
Although I only saw the god at the peak of his technical and physical integration yesterday morning, whether it was against Jordan at home before or yesterday morning, although he was abused, he did not have this domineering attitude to look down on the world!
"How's it going? It's cool!" McGrady smiled.
"Well, I can probably have this day! But Sharif and Jason don't seem to be suitable to be Pippen." Liu Mang lowered his voice and said in a voice that only he could hear.
Moreover, the stadium was already in a commotion, it was full of cheers, and no one in the tunnel noticed him.
But unexpectedly, McGrady heard these words, and McGrady chuckled softly: "Haha, Ace, do you want me to be your Pippen?"
Liu Mang was surprised for a moment and rolled his eyes: "Come on, I'm not as good as you. When I am better than you, I will recruit you as my younger brother and help you win the championship..."
Maddie smiled and did not continue talking, and Liu Mang thought it was a joke.
The top ten All-Stars are here!
Adelman replaced O'Neal with Webber without any suspense. The All-Stars in the Western Conference are Francis, Kobe, Garnett, Webber, and Duncan.
There's nothing wrong with Garnett playing small forward.
The All-Stars in the Eastern Conference are Jason Kidd, Iverson, Jordan, Raheem, and Mutombo.
Coach Kruger sent Kidd on without any suspense and did not choose to use his own players. He did not want his players to be in the limelight in such a scene. It would not make much sense and would offend others.
The appearance is over, Jordan's All-Star return appearance show is also over, and it's finally time for the substitutes to come on stage.
Over in the Western Conference, Szczerbiak, who was the least scientifically selected among the All-Stars and was probably the weakest among the Western Conference All-Stars, took the lead.
Although some fans may have never heard of this player, Szczerbiak’s biggest feature is his handsomeness! The Timberwolves’ box office guarantee!
When Szczerbiak appeared, the female fans were so excited that they seemed to get wet just seeing this man.
The All-Star substitutes appear in order from weakest to strongest, from lowest to highest in the league. Generally speaking, the oldest and strongest among the substitutes are the last.
In the East, the finale is naturally Mourning and Tracy McGrady.
The first one to appear is, without any doubt, this year’s Super Rookie King.
Probably because Liu Mang has been so popular recently, even the big-faced Renault used a lot of words to introduce him. Maybe there is also the reason why the NBA officials expressed their support for him. The big-faced Renault used completely different words than when he introduced Szczerbiak.
He said in a tone of voice: "OK, next, we have the super rookie who has no interest except the first place. Yes, he is a rookie. A super rookie who can be selected as an All-Star in his rookie year. The Chinese genius from the Atlanta Hawks has already
The rookie king who won all the championships during this year’s All-Star Weekend—Rogue!”
To be continued...