Chapter 0137 Try and die(1/2)
[The purpose of the experiment: to verify the new way to earn filial piety points, and...to verify whether the master's mouth is as sweet as she said.]
[Experimental method: While the master is drunk, he leans on his shoulder, wears the sword-moon hairpin given by Xiao Ran and is in a good mood, and secretly kisses him... It shouldn’t be a big problem.]
[Result of the experiment: Unfortunately, the tide of Master's Qi Sea was triggered, and he was "bounced" and blasted into the sky, and at the same time gained a filial piety point. 】
The problem lies in this value of filial piety.
According to Xiao Ran's original estimation, there may be three endings.
The first type is that the value of filial piety is very high.
Then he should follow what his uncle said, upgrade to a high-level double break, fast forward to giving birth, and become invincible in one step. Wouldn't it be wonderful?
The second type is that there is no filial piety in the account, and the master discovers it, and beats him violently to improve his memory, and he no longer dares to think wildly.
The third type is that the master is too sleepy and has no reaction at all. He has no filial piety and will not beat him.
As a result, the fourth situation occurred!
He was blasted into the sky by the master's bullet, and at the same time he was given a filial piety point.
It's like hitting a stick with a date...
Why is there still a filial piety value?
Why would you beat someone if you have filial piety?
This is the same as the previous critical attack to extract the master's spiritual power, no more, no less, one filial piety point each time, and then kick you down the mountain...
What the hell are you doing to break the system!
Xiao Ran was puzzled. Fortunately, the master's mouth was delicious, so it was not a bad thing to be beaten.
Very cool, very moist, soft and slightly elastic.
In addition to the smell of wine, there is also a slight fragrance and sweetness of peach blossom and sword bamboo.
It’s better to time travel...
Xiao Ran was unable to judge whether this experiment was successful or not, and further research was needed to draw a conclusion.
Master's tidal power is very strong. Most people would be killed by a wave. He only suffered a slight concussion.
Xiao Ran was hit by a wave thousands of feet into the sky, and the speed was very fast, and he continued to climb.
But he didn't want to waste his spiritual energy on braking, so he just lay down and looked at the bright moonlight.
Tonight is a full moon.
The hanging moon disk is much larger and brighter than what is seen on the earth.
The texture of the moon wheel is also completely different. If you look closely, it seems to have a more detailed and complex terrain.
The legend of Zhenling Continent is——
The moon is where immortals live.
Legend has it that before the Age of Ending Dharma, cultivators transcended tribulations and ascended, that is, they flew to the moon.
After the Age of Ending Dharma, all those who ascended fell into the air, and no one succeeded.
After that, no one dared to survive the tribulation.
Before the Age of Ending Dharma, there were occasional immortals who descended to earth for private visits in disguise, and the Eight Immortals crossed the sea to tease mortals.
After the Age of Ending Dharma, no immortals will come to the True Spirit Continent again.
Therefore, many people speculate that it may be the immortals who stepped through the ruins and left the moon, which caused the spiritual energy of the True Spirit Continent to exhaust and become the Age of Ending Dharma.
Fortunately, Xiao Ran is not that obsessed with becoming an immortal.
After all, there are life extension packages available for purchase in the system, so just keep renewing them.
But if Master doesn't become an immortal, one day the oil will eventually run out, and when the time comes he will have no more hair and will have to die.
It's amazing that a little Qi-refining cultivator actually cares about the lifespan of the distracted boss...
This world may not live until the end of Master's life span.
The moon tonight is extremely beautiful, big and round, as bright as fire, and as transparent as jade.
Xiao Ran rushed to the top.
It quickly accelerated and fell.
But no matter whether he is close to the moon or far away from the moon, the moon is still so big and round.
Wait, why did the moon change into two?
It doesn’t light up either!
"Master?"
a moment ago.
Ling Zhouyue was sitting in a daze, having a sweet dream, when suddenly her body trembled and her anger surged.
When he opened his eyes, he realized that Xiao Ran had been sprayed away again.
The last time she offended him, she was unable to enjoy the filial piety of her precious apprentice for several days.
So his body flashed and he came to a thousand feet high in the sky. A skillful princess hugged him and caught the falling Xiao Ran.
"What the hell are you doing again?"
Xiao Ran raised his head and looked at the master's breathtaking and picturesque face, with the sword and moon bamboo hairpin inserted sideways. The grandeur and beauty blended into one, and it was actually more beautiful than the moon.
So much so that he, who was about to quibble, suddenly became clear both physically and mentally, and without hiding anything, he calmly said:
"I kissed Master."
Ling Zhouyue's eyes were glazed over, and her face was slightly rosy.
After being stunned for a long time, he remembered what he had said before about having a baby, and quickly regained his composure and said:
"Idiot! How many times do I have to tell my teacher? You can't have a baby by kissing!"
Xiao Ran cried, and even a kiss on the lips would bring me to heaven. I don’t dare to do anything else...
I thought this in my heart, but my face remained unchanged, and I walked down the steps directly.
"Disciple understands."
The two fell from the sky, but the wind around them seemed to have solidified, forming a closed world for the two.
Lingzhou Yue's clear face was still stained with a blush of wine, and she smiled proudly:
"I told you before that following Master would be life-threatening... Do you regret it now?"
Xiao Ran showed no regrets and gave a straight man's standard answer.
"If you don't regret it, even Master can't kill me now."
"Oh, is it so?"
A cold sword light suddenly appeared in Ling Zhouyue's beautiful eyes. She stared at Xiao Ran, half-smiling but not smiling, and said meaningfully:
"Why did you dare to secretly kiss me while I was asleep? I am very awake now. Why don't you try to kiss me again?"
Xiao Ran was startled, as if he had seen another experiment.
[Purpose of the experiment: Test whether you will be beaten to death by the master under the defense of full resonance and boundless sea of qi. 】
[Experimental method: Overlord forcefully kisses.]
[Experimental result: You will die if you try.]
Xiao Ran had already predicted this result from the sword light in his master's eyes, so how could he dare to try again.
When a person is timid, he cannot be timid. Xiao Ran said calmly:
"There's no need to kiss. I'll try something else next time."
Ling Zhouyue's clear eyes were slightly focused, and her sword was shining brightly, as if it could kill people.
"I am waiting for you!"
Xiao Ran trembled all over, but his face was calm, and he changed the topic:
"Master, have you ever seen an immortal?"
Ling Zhouyue still had the sword intent on her face and said coldly:
"Is your teacher that old?"
Xiao Ran felt sad and full of longing.
He has the same dream as the China Space Administration.
"It would be great if one day I could go to the moon with Master and have a look."
He said calmly.
Ling Zhouyue was stunned for a moment and asked directly:
To be continued...