Chapter 0212 U-Turn(1/3)
In the age of the end of the Dharma, the situation is pressing. For the sword holder, it is already a luxury to enjoy half of New Year's Eve.
This was a good night that Xiao Ran only enjoyed after the New Year's Eve when Master Yinyue came out with the official letter from the Taoist Alliance.
Fortunately, this bandit eradication mission has Master by his side, so it can't be considered a farewell, it can only be regarded as a honeymoon.
The stars are shining brightly on New Year’s Eve.
The lingering sound of firecrackers still echoes in the Zongzhi Mountains.
Xiao Ran drove the giant sword boat and left quietly, flying to the East Floating City as fast as possible.
Ju Yan's shuttle mode has been changed into a sword ship mode with a transparent material shield.
Among them, lawns, vegetable beds, chess and card tables, bamboo houses, bamboo forests and hot springs are all available.
The top speed of Juyan has not been reduced, but it can travel with the top open and have a good honeymoon.
After leaving the Zongzhi Mountain area, we passed through some dead old ruins of small countries. Even though it was New Year's Eve, the heat wave of the Flame Mountain was still unbearable.
Xiao Ran was sitting in front of the stone table. When he saw the master sitting cross-legged on the stone table with sweat on his forehead, and the gold-inlaid red collar was wet with sweat and stuck to his snow-white neck, he silently closed the transparent shield.
Ling Zhouyue sat cross-legged.
After eating Suzaku's roasted wings, most of her physical condition was restored. She was rich, handsome, and unparalleled in charm. She seemed to have some kind of spontaneously radiant fairy spirit. Combined with her exquisitely tailored red dress, she seemed to be superior to all living creatures.
The gods above.
But to Xiao Ran, these are all false.
When he looks at women, he only cares about three things.
The first is a woman's appearance, which is related to whether the child is good-looking or not.
The second is a woman's mind, which is related to her child's nutrition.
The third is a woman's hip circumference, which is related to whether she can have more children and whether it hurts to give birth.
The fourth is the length of women's legs, which is related to the height of the next generation.
The fifth is a woman’s thin waist, which is related to...
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Xiao Ran carefully looked at the master's majestic figure tightly wrapped in red clothes, thinking that not only for the sake of the child, but also for being a father would be a feast for the eyes.
Ling Zhouyue was halfway through drinking her wine and glanced sideways at Xiao Ran, as if she was looking at a pervert.
"I don't know if it's an illusion, but I feel more and more that you're a bit perverted. Even if I'm naked, I've never seen you look so entranced."
Xiao Ran was in trouble and couldn't tell.
After all, when Master is naked, there is either a mist of water, flying peach petals, or the light is against the sky...
It's not as exciting as watching it through tighter clothes.
"The disciple is looking at the physical condition of the master. There are still some residual effects of the sword energy. The master cannot use large-scale power during this period. This time, I will go to the apostles to suppress the bandits. I will leave all the fighting to the disciple."
Xiao Ran said seriously.
"That's the best."
Ling Zhouyue took a sip of wine and felt a little stuffy. Her clothes were uncomfortable sticking to her body, so she opened her collar button to reveal a ravine in the snow-capped mountains. She stretched out and said:
"This time I go to the Apostles. I am really on my honeymoon as a teacher. Don't run around and find no one."
The apostle is too dangerous, and I don't want to run around. Wouldn't it be nice to spend my honeymoon with Master?
"It's natural."
Xiao Ran swore firmly, but then he doubted:
"I didn't expect that my master, who is so strong, would be so injured by his own sword energy."
Ling Zhouyue wore a pure face that was jealous of the sky, and looked like she was serious and preaching because it had nothing to do with herself.
"It means that what you did is too outrageous and unethical, and God will punish you."
Xiao Ran was thinking about deeper issues.
"Could it be that the sword energy restriction in Master's body comes from someone who is even more powerful than Master?"
Ling Zhouyue drank it all in one gulp and said calmly:
"It's my mother."
Master, does he have a more powerful mother?
Do you want me to buy a house in the most luxurious area of Daomeng headquarters?
Xiao Ran panicked and sighed with emotion:
"I thought that a person as strong as Master would spring out of the cracks in the rocks. I didn't expect that not only would I have a younger sister, I would also have a mother..."
Ling Zhouyue rolled her eyes at him.
"Compared to being a teacher, you are more like someone who jumped out of a rock. If you are strong enough, you may be able to see my parents one day."
Xiao Ran suddenly became nervous.
"Are you going to meet your parents?"
Ling Zhouyue was stunned when she saw Xiao Ran was suddenly nervous. It took her a long time to figure out what she meant by meeting her parents.
"Do you want to marry as a teacher?"
Xiao Ran nodded.
"If there are no accidents, it should be possible."
The system says that it is bound to a unique master and cannot be changed forever. In addition to being unable to change the choice of master, is it possible to change the relationship between the host and the master?
If the master becomes his wife and his filial piety is gone, Xiao Ran will not be able to take the master's possession even if he is killed before he becomes the number one in all dimensions.
When Ling Zhouyue heard the words "Ruwu accident", her sword eyebrows like phoenix feathers twitched slightly, and a cold sword light filled her eyes.
"You have done almost everything you can and cannot do as a teacher. You will only have accidents if you don't marry me."
Good guy, I'm starting to threaten you. I went to heaven before I even fulfilled my filial duty. Isn't it too unfair?
Xiao Ran did not dare to disobey his master and only said:
"Then after the disciples marry their master, can they still call each other master and disciple?"
Is there still such a requirement?
Ling Zhouyue's wine pot stopped in mid-air and said:
"Do you have a masochistic habit?"
Xiao Ran hurriedly explained:
"The disciple just feels that the status of female cultivators among Taoist couples in the world of cultivation is too low and they must be completely submissive to male cultivators. The disciple doesn't want to take advantage of the master in vain, so he wants to continue to call him master and disciple after marriage and continue to be devoted to the master.
filial piety."
The 1808th way to pick up girls: The man takes the initiative to punch the woman, leaving the woman with nothing to punch!
"I believe you as a ghost!"
Ling Zhouyue rolled her eyes sideways at Xiao Ran, and then showed an "I understand" expression.
"I understand how you feel. I also like Master Yinyue. The more virtuous and respected a woman is, the more abstinent a woman is, the more she wants to ravage her."
Ah this...
Xiao Ran had nothing to say, suppressing the urge in his heart to discuss it with his master in detail, he only said calmly:
"Disciple does not have such advanced desires. I simply think that Master is beautiful and has a good figure."
When Ling Zhouyue heard this, he suddenly became interested.
After all, she has been praised for her beauty since she was a child, but this is the world of cultivation, and appearance is not that important. If she is so popular, even for both men and women, will she have any extra charm?
This chapter is not over, please click on the next page to continue reading! "In your eyes, apart from being beautiful and having a good figure, do you have no other advantages as a teacher?"
Xiao Ran thought for a while and said:
"Master's strength is also an advantage, but sooner or later it is not as strong as mine, so it won't have much impact on me."
Ling Zhouyue's eyes twitched slightly, she resisted the urge to get angry and forced herself to calm down.
"What about other things? Doesn't being a teacher have any advantages in personality or temperament?"
Personality?
temperament?
Xiao Ran thought for a while, fearing to offend his master, and said:
"Those are all external things, and I don't care much about them. In my opinion, women with fair skin, beauty, and long thighs are the ones who will always be gods."
Lingzhou Yueqi's snow-covered body trembled slightly, and her whole body's joints creaked, and she patted Xiao Ran's shoulder heavily.
"You perverted bitch, if you are left in this world, you will only make your rice expensive. If I hadn't had no choice as a teacher, you would have been crushed and ashes long ago."
To be continued...