Chapter 0006 I asked you to imitate, not to surpass!(1/2)
In the Age of Dharma Ending, there is a lot of counterfeit wine.
At some point earlier.
Ling Zhouyue took in a useless apprentice today, and she was in such a good mood that she drank too much fake wine, and Chunmeng was disturbing, so much so that she had to pee before dawn.
In the Age of Dharma Ending, the spiritual energy is thin, resulting in impure herbs. As a result, cultivators have poor spiritual veins, and it is easy for all kinds of filthy substances to accumulate in the body.
If these impurities are forcibly discharged through the skin and airways through the spiritual meridians, it will only consume spiritual energy, and it is more likely to cause secondary infections.
Therefore, some low-level monks still retain the excretion method of mortals, which is green and environmentally friendly, and it is easier to integrate into Taoism and nature.
Of course, for Ling Zhouyue, who has a special physique and strong cultivation base, there is only one reason to pee -
Too much fake wine!
Shaking his body in a daze, he walked out of the hut covered in stars and moon.
She has always maintained her strength and is tyrannical, with slow consciousness and lazy style.
In addition, the moonlight was hazy and the dream was so misty that she didn't even notice the disciple's room on the other side of the hut.
When she finished peeing in the grass on the west cliff and was about to go back to sleep, she discovered the disciple room opposite.
Following the newly dug mud in front of the disciple's house, he discovered Xiao Ran digging a hole again.
As far as digging a hole is concerned, are you also here to poop?
This is her instinctive thought.
But she is a distinguished master, and she must pay attention to her status in front of her disciples. Such vulgar words cannot be said.
So she kept a straight face, pretending to be cold, and looked like a pure fairy under the bright moonlight.
"What are you doing."
Wine aroma, water stains, star odor...
Xiao Ran couldn't figure it out. In the previous life, the little fairies didn't poop, and all they emitted were rainbow farts. How could the real fairies in the world of cultivation still pee?
This is unreasonable.
Especially what the eyes see is the master's face, as bright as the moon, shining like a painting, and heroic. What the nose smells is indeed a faint star scent mixed with the aroma of wine.
Xiao Ran said——
I can not accept!
But the ironclad facts prove that fairies also need to pee, especially fairies who like to drink. What they pee is all about the smell of wine.
This topic touches on Xiao Ran's knowledge blind spot.
He really didn't want to start this topic with a fairy, especially when this fairy was his master.
Then he said bluntly:
"The disciple built a disciple's house, built an internal toilet in the house, and discharged domestic sewage out of Zhijian Peak through buried bamboo pipes."
Is this okay?
Well, as long as it is not a matter of spiritual practice, it is worthy of encouragement.
Ling Zhouyue said:
"You have great ideas. Let me take a look at your house."
Xiao Ran:
"Master, please give me some advice."
Ling Zhouyue came to the disciple's room.
Good guy!
So big.
Wait, this house...
Ling Zhouyue frowned slightly, feeling something was wrong.
Then he took the wine bamboo tube and walked around the outside of the house.
I saw this disciple, Fang Fei Pavilion, with its carved beams and embroidered pillars. It was antique and at the same time towering and majestic, as if it was a work of art, carved by gods and ghosts, giving people an impact of great simplicity!
Especially when the bright moonlight shines on the roof of the disciples' house...
So beautiful.
And if you look closely at the position of the foundation of this room, it is the second golden node of the underground spiritual veins of Jianjian Peak.
What's even weirder is that this seemingly chaotic Bagua foundation is actually more efficient at absorbing spiritual power than her hut.
I asked you to imitate, not to surpass!
Ling Zhouyue looked lost.
For a moment, she seemed to have a glimpse of the secret of heaven, and realized a trace of the beauty of heaven that she had never experienced before.
She suddenly remembered the dream she had just had...
impossible.
There is no god in this world.
This is just an ordinary house, with no restrictions, no formations, and not even the slightest spiritual power!
After a long time, Ling Zhouyue asked Xiao Ran.
"Who did you ask to build this house?"
Xiao Ran said bluntly:
"Common Service Department."
"Is there such a person in the handyman department?"
"Well, they are very professional."
"Are you stupid to be a teacher?"
You are just stupid!
Xiao Ran then added:
"The disciples only drew a design drawing and without a word of explanation, they built the house perfectly... This is called professionalism."
The wine bamboo tube just reached his mouth and suddenly stopped.
"Did you draw the design?"
Ling Zhouyue was half-believing and half-doubtful, her consciousness was at its maximum for a moment, and she looked at Xiao Ran up and down, inside and out.
It is definitely a nearly perfect equal endowment of the five elements, a natural talent.
In terms of physique and talent, this disciple has no advantages except for his specific specialties.
But looking at that innocent look, there was no sign of lying at all.
hard to explain.
She asked tentatively:
"Could it be that your ancestors were royal craftsmen?"
Xiao Ran didn't know how to explain it.
It cannot be said that the filial piety in you is worth buying the skills.
"That's right."
Seeing that Xiao Ran didn't explain much, Ling Zhouyue couldn't ask more questions. She took a sip of wine and sighed to herself:
"I didn't expect that there are geniuses in the mortal world. Maybe it's not an accident that I found you among the crowd."
Maybe it's not a coincidence?
In other words, the previous motivation was completely accidental?
Just randomly find a loser among the crowd and become your direct disciple?
Xiao Ran frowned, trying to figure out the master's motives.
Ling Zhouyue said hurriedly:
"Stop thinking nonsense, take me to your house to have a look."
Xiao Ran:
"yes."
Open the wooden door and enter the disciple's room.
Good guy!
The corners of Ling Zhouyue's beautiful eyes twitched.
To be continued...