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Chapter 300 I will subdue the dragon and make money!

"Boom!!!"

A thunder struck, and countless images emerged in the man's mind. In his memory, he acted recklessly in the heaven, taking Yue Lao's red thread to twist the flower rope, randomly dotting the mandarin duck music, catching Erlang Shen's roaring dog to stew and eat it, and stealing flat peaches to feed the cows.

, countless countless, and the dignified and holy Master Guanyin.

Countless memories came to him one after another, and the man stood stunned for a long time before he regained his composure.

"The Dragon-Subduing Arhat appears and descends to earth to save all sentient beings!"

The man suddenly put on a badass look and shouted loudly that he was the reincarnation of the Dragon-Subduing Arhat, named Li Xiuyuan.

"Tch, idiot!"×N

The onlookers immediately dispersed when they saw that he was fine.

"Young people in middle school will have more fun!"

Xiang Fanchen put his hand on his forehead. This behavior was so outrageous that he almost lost the face of a god.

Li Xiuyuan came back to his senses and looked at the charming woman on the bed:

"Ninth generation pheasant?"

The pretty woman on the bed was being pulled by countless women on the street. Li Xiuyuan stepped forward, ready to reason with them.

As the little overlord who dominates the heaven, these trivial hookups can be settled in minutes as long as he shows his domineering attitude and hooks his fingers.

"I'm going to pay royalties for using my stories to educate people?"

The settings of these nine generations of pheasants, nine generations of beggars, and nine generations of villains, aren’t they based on the origin story of my Wutian Buddha?

No wonder the Arhat Who Subdued the Dragon is doing so well in the heaven, this is a replica of his own trumpet.

Once Jianglong succeeds in transforming the three of them, he will be directly promoted to Lord Jianglong. If he fails, he will turn into a demon and drive away the black Rakshasa to dominate the demon world.

You can attack when you advance, you can defend when you retreat, a perfect protagonist template, uh, no, this guy is the protagonist.

Should I pull him up or push him? Xiang Fanchen fell into deep thought.

Here, Li Xiuyuan has successfully stopped the fight. He has just recovered his memory and is full of confidence. With these few crooked melons and jujubes, it will only take a minute to return to heaven.

The Ninth Generation Pheasant? It was easy to convince her with his handsome face, strong body, as well as his sharp tongue, pajamas... bah...

The evil person of the ninth generation? Haha, how can you be more evil than me? Is my evil name in heaven just a waste of money? No, I am coming down to earth to save all sentient beings. People should be convinced by reason, and a fist as big as a casserole is the reason.

As for the beggar of the ninth generation, he has wine, sex, wealth, and everything that is the best in the world. If he has desires, is he still afraid that he will not turn over?

But just after regaining his memory, he must first find his golden body and the magic weapon Pu Fan given to him by Guanyin Master.

"Fuhu, come with me, Fuhu?"

Li Xiuyuan looked back, hey, where is this guy Fu Hu?

In order not to be discovered by the gods from the upper world, this guy went down to earth to help subdue the dragon, hiding his mind. He can be said to be a fool. If he gets lost, it will be a big deal.

After searching for a long time, Li Xiuyuan found Fu Hu in the crowd. His eyes were following the chicken drumsticks and snacks in Xiang Fanchen's hand.

"Fu Hu! Come here." Li Xiuyuan grabbed Fu Hu and pulled him in front of him, while looking at Xiang Fanchen.

"This brother, I am Li Xiuyuan, is the reincarnation of Arhat Subduing the Dragon. This is my brother, Fuhu. We came here on official business. I believe that Xiongtai is very close to Buddha. I wonder if I can make alms at Xiongtai's place.

A thousand pieces and eight hundred taels, what should I do in an emergency?

One day, when Fuhu and I return to the heaven, we will definitely repay him tenfold, and it is not impossible to even send my brother to the West to become immortals."

The man in front of me looks like a rich man in his attire. Borrowing some money for emergencies is not a problem. It is easy for gods to borrow money from mortals.

Li Xiuyuan made no secret of the fact that he was the reincarnation of a deity. These were all trivial matters. The people of Hangzhou would not be surprised if a deity came down to earth to appear as a saint.

For example, Fahai in Jinshan Temple outside the city is a Zen master with great supernatural powers. He often comes out to slay demons and demons. Over time, everyone has become accustomed to it.

Therefore, no one is surprised that Li Xiuyuan was struck by lightning but survived.

There is a strange magical power in Li Xiuyuan's voice, which makes people happy, bah, convincing, and confusing others is a specialty of Buddhism.

He rambled a lot, which translated into: I, the Arhat who subdues the dragon, make money.

"What a coincidence, it turns out that I am the reincarnation of a Buddhist disciple, and I am the reincarnation of the Tathagata Buddha. I also descend to the mortal world to save the three realms.

Now, I am cultivating here and need money to save the suffering people in the world. If you don't surrender to the dragon, you can first offer me thousands of children and eight hundred, then you can return to your true position, how about I make you a Buddha?"

I, the Buddha, am even more awesome, making money!

After Xiang Fanchen finished speaking, the two of them looked at each other with big eyes and small eyes.

"Bah, crazy!"×2

“No one believes the truth these days?”×2

"(?^?)"×2

The scene was too philosophical, and for a time it fell into silence with no one speaking.

At this moment, Li Xiuyuan stared at Xiang Fanchen in front of him carefully. The person in front of him gave him a familiar feeling, but he couldn't remember where he had seen him before.

Also, the person in front of him gave him a strong sense of déjà vu, as if he was looking in the mirror.

But I am not the real person, but the one in the mirror.

"Bah, bah, bah, what are you thinking about?" Li Xiuyuan shook his head to get rid of these messy thoughts.

While Li Xiuyuan was thinking wildly, Xiang Fanchen took out a book from his arms and handed it to Li Xiuyuan.

"O Subduing Dragon, I have seen that you will encounter many catastrophes when you come to earth this time, so I will sell you this Sutra of the Great Sun Tathagata. This is a precious treasure in the Lingshan Mountain, and it will definitely help you accomplish your mission."

Li Xiuyuan looked at the scripture that was handed to him. It was a brand new book. On the cover were the words "Three Hundred Children's Songs". However, these words were crossed out with a pen, and "Three Hundred Children's Songs" were written on the side.

Sun Tathagata Sutra'.

Li Xiuyuan: "..."

Where's my cattail fan? I'm going to slap this shameless guy to death. Why do I have such strange thoughts that I feel similar to him? It must be a brain cramp.

Could it be that Heaven thinks that my task of dealing with the Ninth Pheasant and others is too simple, so it added another one?

Is this guy a ninth-generation liar? He must be.

Is it possible that the most difficult part of this mission will fall on this person?

"Okay, I want this Tathagata Sutra, but I have nothing on hand now. You can go with me to my house to get the money."

Li Xiuyuan reached out and took the Great Sun Tathagata scripture and threw it to Fu Hu: "Fu Hu, please help me keep this precious scripture."

Fuhu: "Eat, eat, eat!"

"You can't eat this!"

Fuhu picked up the book and bit it. Li Xiuyuan, with quick eyesight and quick hands, snatched it back and stuffed it into his arms.

"It's better to subdue the dragon, you know your stuff."

Seeing Li Xiuyuan take the book, Xiang Fanchen's eyes lit up, and then he took out several more books.

"Do you want to know about Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva's Original Vow Sutra, Wonderful Dharma Lotus Sutra, and Amitabha Sutra?"

Li Xiuyuan: "..."

"Not interested? Diamond Version of the Jackfruit Sutra, hey, don't leave, there are others here, Liu Bei should consider it?"

Li Xiuyuan paused for a moment, then took two steps back and walked back.

"What kind of stuff?"

"I guarantee your satisfaction!"
Chapter completed!
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