Wang: Just be my father, I will be your son, and you will accept me.

Kang: Can you stop torture me?

Wang: This is a good thing.

Kang: You are not tormenting like this. It would be fine if you don’t have a son. Suddenly, you are such a big son. You are so panicked.

Wang: It’s okay, it’s okay to take a heart-warming pill in advance.

Kang: It's okay, why do I think something is wrong? Which man likes to take care of children, and it's not his own child.

Wang: Serve the ape and rice wine? Give me two more bottles? I want to recognize my father.

Kang: Why do I get goosebumps all over my body? Can you still let me live?

Wang: Dad, Dad...

Kang: I feel, what I say is, I feel, when I hear these two words, why am I so uncomfortable? I feel allergic, no longer able to do it, and I get small bumps.

Wang: As for this, you will have to have a baby sooner or later. In the future, someone will call you like me, "Dad, Dad, I want to drink grandma." "Dad, someone is pooping, please wipe me."

Kang: I hate it, I feel so disgusting, I'm going to vomit.

Wang: These are all the hardships you have to go through. I will let you feel this scene in advance and let you adapt early.

Kang: I really can't adapt to this. It's too sudden and terrible. You can still beat me to death. You are even more terrifying than killing me.

Wang: There is no such terrible thing. When you see a little life appearing in front of you, you will be attracted by this little angel, instead of any annoying. When you see her, all your discomfort and disgust will disappear.

Kang: Well, let me slow down first. I was really stimulated and I really couldn't accept it.

Wang: It's okay, I'll accept it slowly.

Kang: I have a fever, I really can't stand this.

Wang: I have to drink rice wine these days. If I don’t have rice wine, it would be meaningless to live.

Kang: Why is it called two bottles?

Wang: Because you have one bottle, I have one bottle.

Kang: Get out of here, you want to drink me to death.

Wang: It's okay, aren't you organized?

Kang: The organization doesn’t care about this matter, and the organization doesn’t care about the ones who take care of the children.

Wang: Then I will still be your little brother. You have to use me if you have any problems in the future.

Kang: I am a sensible person. I understand this. In our industry, there are not many younger brothers who are protecting each other. I have long said that I can figure it out if I am my younger brother.

Wang: Hey, if you had known you were afraid of your children, you would have said it earlier, so I wouldn’t have scared you like this.

Kang: Speaking of which, why do you want to do our job

Wang: Do you need a reason to do your job?

Kang: Don't you need a reason?

Wang: Do you need it?

Kang: You can study this carefully, right?

Wang: Then you have done research and I can do it with you.

Kang: I charge protection fees. Look at how formal I wear. We also have uniforms. The people we collect money all have straight suits. No matter who stands in front of the stall, it is a perfect match.

Wang: My grandfather is also in a uniform, but he doesn’t have any face and is not popular like you.

Kang: If you serve the people, the people will naturally like you. If you are not serving the people, but making trouble, others may naturally like you.

Wang: I didn’t expect to hear the five words “Serve the people” from you. I have never heard this sentence from my grandfather. It seems that your awareness is much higher than my grandfather.

Kang: This is a must. My awareness is naturally higher than your grandfather, because I keep up with the times. I have wanted to serve the people since I was a child and help vegetable farmers do something, which is to help them provide good services.

Wang: What services have you done?

Kang: The first thing I did was to beat up the second dealer who sold vegetables. It was originally a small business, but these second dealers made trouble. The price of cabbage increased several times. After being taught by me, these people became much more honest and did not dare to make trouble in our vegetable market. I can guarantee you that the price of our vegetable market is the lowest in the city, and there is no more low.

Wang: What should I do if the dishes sold in other places are lower than those you sell?

Kang: Let me know, I have to beat him to death. People who disrupt market order like this hate the most.

Wang: It seems that what you dislike the most is the unruly person.

Kang: This is a must. Without rules, there will be no order. I will not set rules. If tigers do not show their power, they really regard us who collect protection fees as sick cats.

Wang: I have to give them some colors and let them see my elder brother is here, so that you can be presumptuous.

Kang: Yes, I have to let them see how the protection fee is collected. Just like when you become my younger brother, I have to let them know that you were taken by me.

Wang: Not that big of a rebellious force.

Kang: If you have something to do, you may beg me to give you some trouble.

Wang: What can I ask you for something? I am your younger brother, so you should ask me for it.

Kang: What, I beg you to do things, are you stupid?

Wang: If you don’t ask for anything, you will be fine? I’ll give you an example. Oh, what’s going on in your family? Sister-in-law, my sister-in-law can’t be pregnant, you said you have to ask me.

Kang: You are still thinking about your sister-in-law’s pregnancy!

Wang: You are my elder brother, my sister-in-law is my elder sister-in-law. Your business is mine, and your sister-in-law’s business is naturally mine. If my sister-in-law cannot get pregnant, is this my business?

Kang: This, this seems to make some sense, but what do you want to do when your sister-in-law is pregnant?

Wang: Please help her get pregnant!

Kang: Come here and see if I can beat you to death. You dare to think about anything.

Wang: Your wife is not pregnant, so you are not in a hurry. Mr. Tang, who is next to me, was very anxious at that time.

Kang: Where is Mr. Deer? Mr. Wang can still get pregnant, so don’t tease him.

Wang: It is Mr. Wang’s granddaughter. Her granddaughter cannot be pregnant, so I solved it.

Kang: No, you helped you conceive the child of Mr. Zhan’s granddaughter.

Wang: This is a must.

Kang: It’s really awesome. I’ve seen someone like you, but I’ve never seen someone like you, and I can help others get pregnant. It’s really unheard of.

Wang: Who made Uncle Zhan’s granddaughter my wife?

Kang: After a long time, you are talking about your wife, you are talking about me.

Wang: If you can’t give birth to a child, this is a disease.

Kang: Dede, this is really a disease. I like to tell others about this.

Wang: Most women don’t have this disease.

Kang: What disease?

Wang: It is infertility, and women generally do not suffer from "infertility".

Kang: Are you talking secretly?

Wang: Those who suffer from "infertility" are all men. There is only one way to cure this disease.

Kang: What's the solution? You said it and see if I can use it

Vigorous: Treat the symptoms and the root cause!

Kang: There is nothing wrong with this.

Wang: If a man doesn’t work, there is only one way.

Kang: What method?

Wang: There can only be one, which is to replace the person and let me do it.

Kang: You, you, you, are indeed the embryos born to be bad people. I decided to cultivate you well and send your wife to my room tonight.

Wang: What to do?

Kang: I can't do it anyway. I'll try it on your wife, and there won't be any problem.

Wang: Alas, if I had known you didn’t like it, I would pretend that I didn’t say it.

Kang: No? I can’t get pregnant, but I’m broken. I’ll find a doctor to treat you. I can’t tell you if it can be cured. I can’t say if it can be cured. I can only find a few more people to see how the treatment works.

Wang: This is OK!

Kang: Yes, I don’t have to try it to know if it’s my problem.

Wang: This is not very good.

Kang: What's wrong with it? If it's not cured, I'll ask the doctor to trouble me, saying it was a medical accident and asked him to pay me money.

Wang: Brother is indeed not an ordinary person. There are so many ways to make money.

Kang: If you can’t do anything, you have to find a way. If you don’t have money, you have to find a way to make money, right?
To be continued...