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Two thousand and eighty-two chapters can also receive money for singing

Wang: I also felt this feeling. I always thought that music had a bottom line. I wanted to listen to a song quietly, but I didn’t expect that when I heard the song "Shangwu Ring", I fell to the floor. I thought that songs like the Shanghuan were the bottom line, but I didn’t expect that there was a song "Song of Leather Pants", and I felt like I fell to the basement. I thought that when I arrived at the basement, it would be over. I didn’t expect that there would be a song like "I am Black" without bottom line, so I fell to the cellar; when I fell to the cellar, I thought

Finally it was over. I didn’t expect that there was a crust below, which made me hear the song "I am crazy when I am alive" again. It was over. I never expected that there was hell below, and I heard the song "I am a big fool" again. I fought to the death and fell into hell, but I didn’t expect that there was actually eighteen layers of hell, and there was even a song "Christmas Eve" that had no bottom line. At that time, I was completely collapsed. I never expected that there would be such a song without bottom line in this world. It was so disgusting.

Kang: How do you know? I included all these songs in my new album of protection fees. Think about how capable these vegetable farmers can be. They can tolerate a song. If a song cannot be allowed to pay for the money obediently, then can they still tolerate it with two songs? If two songs are useless, then three songs can't solve the problem without three songs. No matter who it is, they can't listen to three songs, because people who can listen to three songs standing will not be able to go out in this small vegetable market again.

Wang: Yes, although there are many talents in the vegetable market, the people here are all civilians. How can civilians stand such smoky songs? Brother, don’t play it anymore, okay? I’ll kneel down for you, beg you not to play it anymore. As long as you don’t play it anymore, I promise you whatever you ask me to do, even if you ask me to go to eat Xiang, I will do it.

Kang: I didn’t let you eat Xiang. As long as you pay the protection fee, my requirements are not high. I am all industry standards, at least it is much more reasonable than the fees for urban management adults.

Wang: Whoever’s life is not hard, and whoever’s life is not nonsense. We still have to pay a penny of what we should pay. This is the common people, isn’t it?

Kang: Without my four bass guns, the city that cannot be captured by me, as long as the gun is aimed at anyone, it will be his nightmare.

Wang: Alas, this world is so crazy, I can’t adapt.

Kang: Whether it is a couple, a couple, or a friend, it is the most important thing to go through the long term, mutual trust is the most important thing. I don’t want to play these songs to deal with you. It is indeed inhumane. But if I don’t play these songs, will you obediently pay me the protection fee?

Wang: I know your personality. You are not forced to play these songs. You are for their own good and even more so that you can receive money smoothly.

Kang: I trust all my friends, and I believe you will understand me. You are so touching. As long as I play these songs, people from the whole vegetable market will help me and advise the ignorant person to pay the money quickly. Everyone is so nice to me.

Wang: Who asked you to release the song "Christmas Eve"? Can you not give you money? It's such a disgusting person who sings disgusting songs. He really thought he was Santa Claus, so he picked up a rope and kept waving the rope in his hand. He treated the vegetable farmer as his own elk, threw a whip for nothing, and prepared a reindeer. The key is that the elk cooperated very well, and he really treated him as his own master, completely forgot his identity. Seeing such a scene, what did you think, it was really disgusting to the vegetable market and home.

Kang: What the hell, we don’t have reindeer, we don’t know this. There are no such cute deer deer in Dong Er City, and we don’t have the chance to tame it. Only big cities like the imperial capital have small elks that can be used, and there are excellent reindeer masters.

Wang: Don’t you know who is the person who sang this song?

Kang: I only know that playing this song can make me money, as long as I can make money, who is the person I sing!

Wang: You play other people’s songs, but you don’t know who other people’s names are. It’s not good for you to do this.

Kang: What's wrong with it? Who cares who he is?

Wang: If you know who the singer is, then you will know why everyone in the vegetable market is convinced. As long as you play this song, others will have to give you money.

Kang: That's because my subwoofer is too powerful and others can't stand it if they hear it.

Wang: Do you think the subwoofer can be tamed by the elk? You are so naive. In fact, the person who sang this song has a strong black background.

Kang: What a black background that makes me feel good about him.

Wang: Of course, you have benefited from him. It is because you hear that this person has a dark background that they will voluntarily hand over the money, and no one in the vegetable market dares to resist.

Kang: Tell me, I don’t believe it anymore. There is still such a person in the world.

Wang: I will give you a proof of the legendary black background. The singer is also a member of the club.

Kang: What kind of club?

Wang: He is from the Black Flower Club.

Kang: What, he is a famous man. He swears all his swear words. He speaks like he scolds people. He never gets more and more serious. He is called a man in the world who is hard to reindeer master. It is said that this man was wearing black clothes and a flower was inserted on his head. It is still a black flower. People who don’t know think someone in his family is dead, but those who know know understand that he is going to kill someone.

Wang: What, he is going to kill people, how should he kill people in this harmonious world?

Kang: Do you think he dare not? If you think he dare not, you will underestimate him too much.

Wang: How did he kill someone?

Kang: How to kill people, of course, it is to kill people with your mouth.

Wang: No mouth can kill people. Isn’t he a music player?

Kang: He is not a music player, he is here to harm music. Let me tell you, don’t look at you who are tall and big, in his eyes, you are just a cake.

Wang: What, what's wrong with insulting you? He insults you. What do you want?

Kang: A man can kill or not insult me, he insults me, and I will fight him to the death.

Wang: Don’t be dissatisfied. I tell you that he dares to insult women. He will be afraid that you will not succeed. If you provoke him, he will insult you with music.

Kang: Is there any bottom line? How dare he do this?

Wang: Is there anything I dare not to dare? He has done everything, and no one dares to say that his is not.

Kang: Have my sacred music now fallen to the point of insulting people?

Wang: There is no sacred place in the music today. People nowadays have long forgotten their original intentions. Who still listens to music now? Do you still dare to listen?

Kang: I really don’t dare to listen. Anyone can come out to sing, I’m speechless.

Wang: You are still speechless. I tell you, if you stand in front of him, he will scold you to death.

Kang: He thought he was a ninth-rank sesame official, and he could still scold me to death.

Wang: Nodded, he can scold you to death, as long as he wants, he can scold you to death. In order to express his respect for the dead, he has a black flower on his head at any time. Do you know how cruel he is?

Kang: The people at the Black Flower Club are indeed amazing. I didn’t expect that they have already mastered the legendary peerless magical skills: "kill people without blood", "eat grapes without spitting out grape skins", and "reindeer without effort"

Wang: Now you know how powerful they are. After you know how powerful they are, do you still dare to listen to their songs?

Kang: I don’t dare to listen to music anymore. I never dare to listen to music anymore. The songs nowadays are so terrible that they are simply not listened to by people.

Wang: I believe in you because I don’t dare to listen to their songs, for fear that I will have nightmares after listening to them. He is scolding you, and you still listen to his songs. You say how cheap the people you listen to are.

Kang: It's too much. I can't be such a bitch. I also have dignity. If the people in the vegetable market are not honest, I will sing and scold them.

Wang: You are so despicable.

Kang: Haha, I think so too, but I don’t have too many people who sing, and this song is not sung.

Wang: You are all despicable people.

Kang: If I play songs for others, if others can listen, then continue listening. If they can’t listen and take the initiative to give me the money, then I can’t blame me.

Wang: No one can blame anyone. I can only blame this society for being too indulgent to such people. Be careful of my flower arrangement on my head and I will kill you.

Kang: You are not a flower arrangement under your head, right? I understand. The men who are a flower arrangement these days are really superb.

Wang: What's so strange? Even if there is such a top-notch man, don't make a big fuss.

Kang: If you can’t give up, continue to like it. At least your heart will not be turbulent. Others like to arrange flowers on their heads. This is the other party’s personal hobby. We don’t want to comment on anything.

Wang: Do I have any comments? I just said it, I understand.

Kang: It’s not that you don’t want to comment, it’s not that you dare, you’re scared!

Wang: What am I afraid of? How cute is the elk? He is my little angel.

Kang: It's quite cute.

Wang: Wow, wow, wow.

Kang: What do you want to do to these little guys, you big gangster?

Wang: What else can I do? I just kiss you a few more.

Kang: You pervert, you don’t even let go of the elk, you are inappropriate!

Wan: Think of the little elk standing in front of a row of musical instruments in cute Christmas clothes.

Kang: What does this elk want to do? Do you want to rebel?

Wang: No, they were just conquered by music.

Kang: Don’t be funny anymore, elk can still be conquered by music, do you think you are Santa Claus!

Wang: This man is even more powerful than Santa Claus.

Kang: What kind of character would that be?

Wang: This is a man in hip-hop style clothes, and his profession is a five-star reindeer.

Kang: I’m so god--I didn’t expect that he was the legendary five-star reindeer reindeer, that’s this guy!

Wang: Yes, that's this guy.
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