Soy sauce Dongshi: Brother, what do I have to look good about? Don’t look at me. If you think my soy sauce is good, come and make some soy sauce.

Kang: But I think you are good-looking, and I think you are particularly good-looking. You like to see you and don’t like to make soy sauce. I am a big man, what kind of soy sauce I make? This is not a joke for people to watch!

Soy Sauce Dongshi: Brother, if you like to watch, you can just look at people. Why do you look at other people’s breasts? They are so shy!

Kang: Come on, you are the legendary soy sauce Dongshi, are you shy?

Dongshi: Why am I not shy anymore, others will be shy too.

Kang: You will be shy, so don’t be funny. How can a person like you be shy!

Dong Shi: Being angry, why wouldn’t I be shy? Why are you like this?

Kang: If you are shy, why are you wearing a naked chest and abdomen? If you dress like this, why don’t others look at you? If I don’t look at you, then I am still a man.

Dongshi: Brother, you are such a straightforward man. In this era, there are not many straightforward men like you. Brother, I also admire you very much. I like your straightforwardness and honesty, and I like how you look at me.

Kang: Girl, you can’t like me. My brother already has a wife. It’s not suitable for you to come. Don’t worry about your brother and me.

Dongshi: Brother, I don’t want to worry about you either, but you have to come down to beat my soy sauce. If you can’t come down and keep looking at me like this, it’s not good.

Kang: I don’t think there is anything wrong with this. You sell yours and I see mine. Isn’t this good?

Dongshi: Brother, I really don’t have anything good to watch. Your soy sauce is so good. Otherwise, you can try it too. It’s not good. Brother, as long as you eat my soy sauce, you will never eat other people’s soy sauce again.

Kang: Girl, I believe your soy sauce must be pretty good, otherwise the neighbors and neighbors will be there to make soy sauce here, and never go anywhere else to make soy sauce. But you can come out and sell it, but I can’t sell it!

Dong Shi: It’s almost time to have supper, and there is less than a stick of incense before the next supper. How can you not come down to make soy sauce in this last stick of incense? If you don’t take soy sauce, your lover will be angry. Maybe just because you don’t come down to make soy sauce, your wife will have to divorce you, not necessarily.

Kang: Can you speak? If you don’t beat you, my wife will have to divorce me. You can think of it.

Dongshi: Brother, I’m not an exaggeration. Think about your wife cooking, but of course when she picked up the soy sauce bottle, she found that there was no soy sauce. What would your wife feel like?

Kang: I probably won’t be happy.

Dongshi looked at Kang: Brother, that's it! If your wife is unhappy, do you think your future life will be better?

Kang: It’s not easy.

Dongshi: Then you can’t come down and make soy sauce yet?

Kang: It should be fought.

Dongshi: If you come down to me and I will beat the soy sauce, your future life will definitely become different. You can finally start a happy life with love for your wife and a beautiful future.

Kang: What do you mean is to make a happy life by making soy sauce?

Dongshi: It is necessary, it is necessary!

Kang: If this is the case, I should have considered it carefully, but the soy sauce I only cooked at home is enough this month.

Dongshi: Then have you made your soy sauce next month?

Kang: Isn't this really there?

Dongshi: By the way, if not, then why don’t you prepare it quickly. You have to think of the soy sauce for next month.

Kang: This is also a must, is it a must?

Dongshi: This is natural. For the soy sauce for next month, you will add the soy sauce that was last month that was postponed for some reason and has not been prepared until this year, and it will be included in the next month's list to ensure that your soy sauce plan is completed within the next month.

Kang: That's right, but I finally saved money on cigarettes. It was really difficult to ask me to take action and let me spend my money on soy sauce at this time.

Dongshi: Brother, aren’t you? You are the eldest brother of Donger City. Isn’t it too much to say that you don’t have any money for cigarettes?

Kang: Hey, I have not been a big brother for many years. I am just an ordinary person now, just my wife’s husband, I am just a very ordinary husband, no longer the brave, powerful, wise, and wise man you imagined. When Kang said that, he couldn’t help but sort out his hair and his handsome image, but he didn’t want his glorious image to disappear.

Wang: Although this image has been happening for a long time and a long time ago, as a man, even if his glorious image is gone forever, he still cannot accept the loss of this image in his heart. No matter whether it is a man or a woman, no one can accept his old age. We always believe that we are still young and are still the only one.

Dongshi: In my eyes, you will always be the man who was the most powerful man back then, who won the hearts of countless young men and girls with a dirty joke!

Kang: But I am old, not the man I used to be.

Dongshi: In my eyes, you will always be my favorite brother. You will never grow old, because your glorious and majestic image has long been deeply imprinted into my heart.

Kang: I never expected that I had been deeply imprinted in your heart. Alas, I really didn't expect that I was so handsome that I could easily enter other people's hearts. It was so manly.

Dong Shi's eyes were very strange at that time, and it looked different from the legendary Nice's eyes. How could it have a strange smell: Brother, you are really manly. After watching it, people will not forget you and will remember you for the rest of their lives.

Kang: Not bad, not bad, little girl, you are quite talented.

Dong Shi secretly thought to himself: This elder brother looks so so, so how can I say it? I really don’t want to describe him as ugly, but I’m afraid that he can’t accept it. After all, ugly people are afraid that others will say that he looks ugly. If anyone says they are ugly, they will definitely be very sad. However, Dong Shi doesn’t want to hurt his elder brother’s heart, so he can only say that he looks impressive, and how profound is our Brother Kang’s face? Soy sauce Dong Shi said, “It’s the kind of way that people will have nightmares when they see it!”

Wang: Uh, is there anyone you said that is so ugly?

Soy Sauce Dongshi: Some, some, there are really such ugly things, so ugly that people will have nightmares when they see them.

Wang: How ugly that is!

Dongshi: That's just too ugly. It's so ugly that a little girl will be afraid when she sees it, and will not be able to sleep. Even if she falls asleep, she will have nightmares.

Wang: Is that still a human?

Dong Shi: It’s still human, it’s not a big deal if it’s a little ugly. Anyway, there are all kinds of birds in the forest, and there’s nothing unusual about ugly birds.

Wang: Chou, you dare to say that my elder brother is ugly, you dare to say that my elder brother, I will be angry if you believe it or not.

Dongshi didn't expect Wang to protect his elder brother like this. He was a little ugly, but I didn't slander your elder brother. It's not a serious crime. Just talk about it, don't take it to heart. Dongshi's tone is to ease.

Wang: Are you talking casually? You said that after seeing my elder brother, you can't sleep at night and you will be a devil. You know this has caused my elder brother

Let me tell you: Although my elder brother is not very good, he has no ability, nor has he any ability, nor is he a rich second generation, nor has he earned a considerable income. Even so, my elder brother relied on his rogue skills to marry the goddess in her mind. His wife is the famous school beauties in our local area.

Dong Shi never expected that this man with no moral bottom line, a hooligan like him, could have such a blessed and marry a beautiful wife. It seems that women nowadays have a worse view of men. How could a man like Brother Kang marry a school beauty? He dare not even think about such a thing.

Wang: However, my elder brother did it. He proved with his own efforts that nothing can be done as long as he works hard.

Dongshi was very strange. Why did Wang follow this man? Thinking about it, a year passed in a flash. However, if you follow your elder brother, except for the reduction in savings, it seems that nothing else has changed. Why do you still follow your elder brother even so? Isn’t this very strange, something that cannot be explained?

Wang: Because my elder brother has his charm, maybe you can't understand my elder brother's personal charm for a while, but I believe that one day you will know that he is a charming man, and he deserves to have, not only women, but also men. Kang is a man worth our lifelong follow.

Dongshi: Just brag. It seems that you don’t have other skills. Your skill in flattering is really first-class. No matter whether your elder brother is there or not, you can blow your elder brother to the sky. If your elder brother accepts a younger brother like you, it’s really a lucky fortune for eight lifetimes.

Wang: Oh, I have been lucky enough for eight lifetimes. How much luck does it take to get such luck? This is really not something that people can do, it must be a miracle!

Dongshi: Nonsense, can you get lucky for eight lifetimes by just stepping on it? You have to eat a lot, otherwise you can't be lucky like this.

Wang: Oh, do you still want to eat? I said how others have lost their luck. It turns out that I have eaten a lot in my previous life!

Dongshi: Yes, only by trampling and eating, and treating shit as your favorite can you accumulate such blessings for your next life. If you think it is OK, you can eat something.

Wang: I'd better forget it. I don't have this fate, so I have such luck.

Dongshi: You can, sister, I think you are a person who can accomplish great things. For your next life, you won’t live a little bit of shit.

Wang: I think I'd better forget it, I won't eat it anymore. The next life is too far away and I dare not think about it.

Dongshi: Where is it far away? Maybe you will be burping tomorrow, and your next life will come early...

Wang: You are just dying if you can speak human words. Even if you die, I will not die.

Dongshi: You can speak human language, what you say is human language.

Wang: Haha, we are just two livestock anyway, and we don’t need to speak humans. We still want to say whatever we want, and leave the matter of speaking humans to others.

Dongshi: Speechless, who do you think this is called?

Wang: We are not human.
Chapter completed!