Brother Li: This electric kettle is good, but it is too high-tech. We rural people really can’t understand it. The power outage is too neat.

The village chief was unwilling to give up. Thinking that the wires in his home have been around for a while, he thought maybe this was just a coincidence, and he would definitely not be able to do it next time. After the village chief pushed the switch up, he rushed back. The village chief had no choice but to have no problem this time.

But who would have thought that the switch was really naughty? The third time it was the same result. The village chief cursed secretly, "What a broken thing, can't we rural people use it?"

After the village chief returned and pushed the gate, he immediately came back and started reading the manual. Only then did everyone realize that the village chief had not used it after buying the things, let alone reading the manual. He just thought of showing off to everyone as soon as possible, but he didn't expect that it was ugly. After the village chief came back, he looked at the manual, but he didn't understand what was going on. The manual did not say that such a situation would occur, and the village chief was a new problem.

The village chief thought that he could not understand the manual. The manual only wrote about the powerful functions of the electric kettle, but did not mention the description of the fault. It seemed that the electric kettle would not fail. If it failed, it would be a problem for the person to use it. This is an extremely low probability event. Of course, it would be inconvenient to write such a thing on the manual. The village chief had no choice but to call the manufacturer.

Unfortunately, the phone was not answered, and it was not a busy voice. Maybe the other party was unwilling to answer. The village chief was so anxious that his whole heart was about to collapse. He didn't expect that the other party was so irresponsible. It was indeed a monkey-like move. At that time, his wife didn't let him buy it, but he felt that his taste had reached. People who were as good as him were willing to try it as long as it could improve their taste. So despite his wife's opposition, the village chief bit his teeth, pinched his fist, and bought the things with his little hand.

It’s because his wife looked down on me and said that she didn’t know how to understand this high-tech thing, and was afraid that she would be fooled by someone as a monkey. But what is the identity of the village chief? He is the village chief of Donger Village. As a village chief, he is also a hero and a big figure in the village. In Donger Village, the village chief is a well-known figure. Whether in the village or in the town, everyone has to give the village chief a little bit of shame. Think about how a person like him can be fooled by someone as a monkey. This is absolutely impossible.

The village chief was very confident that he would not be fooled by others. On the contrary, he felt that this time he must let his wife know that he was a kind man. The village chief invited these good friends in the village, one to make him look better, the other to let them see that he was a fashion expert, and the third was that as a village chief, he had to open up his own way of speaking, open the door, welcome the villagers of Donger Village, and meet guests from all directions. Moreover, these villagers of Donger Village need correct guidance, which is also the responsibility of the village chief.

The village chief was very upset when he saw that the other party did not answer his phone call. He originally wanted to scold people, but because of his own face, he did not immediately get angry. Instead, he pretended to be happy and calm. Just imagine who encountered such a thing and who would not get angry. The key was that no one answered the call. It was still working hours, that is, it was still service hours. Could it be that he bought a fake product? So the phone number was also fake. In order to verify whether the phone was real and whether the thing was genuine, the village chief suspected: No, I bought it in a regular way, and it was so difficult that I bought a fake product.

When everyone heard the village chief suspected that it was a fake, everyone immediately felt the same way. After all, everyone had the experience of buying fakes. As long as you believe that you bought a fake, and after everyone encouraged you, you will increasingly believe that the thing you bought is a fake. Even if the things you bought are genuine, because there are too many fakes in this world, the more you look at the things you have in your hands, the more you will feel that it is a fake. The village chief feels like this now. He feels very suspicious that it is a fake. If it is not a fake, no one answers the service call.

Sister Wang is a person with great purchasing experience. She looks at this with her 500-time purchase experience. Sister Wang's vision is famous for being a thief in Donger Village. What Sister Wang said is naturally very substantial: Brother, it should be genuine. Don't listen to them fooling around. In my experience, the current merchants are the same. When you make a sales call, it is a dozen salesmen sitting waiting for you. It is impossible for them to get through. But once you make an after-sales call, it is the two worlds of ice and fire. At most, one telephone operator is waiting for you. It is more difficult to make a call than winning the seven-game lottery.

Not everyone can connect to this after-sales service phone. You also need to have a good idea, good luck, and the time must be just right. Anyway, with your own experience, you will call the service phone from ten manufacturers, and the first three times you will definitely not be able to connect to this phone within ten times. There are not many after-sales service that can satisfy you. If your problem is smaller and you can solve it yourself, it is the best. If your problem is serious, then the time you solve the problem will be proportional to the severity of the problem you encounter.

After hearing Sister Wang's words, the village chief realized that the original manufacturer's routine was so deep. Thinking about how many people encountered minor problems and could not make a call three or five times, they would just forget it. But the problem encountered by the village chief was a big problem. The village chief could only call one by one patiently until the other party answered his own phone number. In this way, the village chief kept dialing the other party's phone number, from sunrise to sunset, day after day, year after year, and finally when the village chief called 9,999 times, the phone finally got through.

The village chief didn't expect that he could actually call this phone. He read the people around him again, patted his hands, laughed, and said, "Ah! Okay! I've connected, I've really connected, it's not a monkey, it's really a monkey." As he said that, he fell backwards, clenched his teeth, unconscious.

The village chief suddenly came out, which scared everyone. Everyone was outsiders. If something happened like this, he naturally had to call his family first. If he had to make any decision, he had to decide.

When the old lady heard that her child had an emergency, she immediately ran over and pinched the people who pinched her son. She finally let him recover. Then she poured a few mouthfuls of boiling water. He crawled up and clapped his hands and laughed: "Ah! OK! I called the after-sales service phone number, who said that this was a monkey playing!"

Everyone present was shocked. They did not expect that such a thing would happen to the village chief of wise and Shenwu. It was not an exaggeration to say that they were stunned. Everyone wanted to say something.

The village chief smiled and ran out the door without saying a word, which scared his family, friends and neighbors.

He walked out of the door and kicked the pond. He struggled, and his hair was scattered. His hands were yellow mud, and he was dripping with water. Everyone couldn't stop him, and he patted and smiled, and walked to the market. Everyone looked at the small eyes and said together: "It turns out that the village chief opened the after-sales service and was crazy."

The old lady cried, "Why did you have such a miserable thing? Isn't it just that after-sales service is opened, and it turns out like this? No matter how he used to be a village chief, why did he get this clumsy disease after making a phone call? When will this be crazy be cured?"

My wife said, "When I saw him in the morning, why did I get such a disease? But what should I do? I told him a long time ago that the other party is famous for playing with monkeys, so I will make him more careful. It is best not to touch the monkey-playing people's things. But he just didn't listen and bought the things quietly. Now, I'm going crazy. Being fooled."

The neighbors advised: "Old lady, don't be nervous. Now we will send two people to the village chief. Everyone here takes some egg, wine and rice. Let the secretary take care of the village affairs first, and then discuss what happens in the future."

My wife was so sad. If she had known that such a result would have been, she should have stopped him. She thought that this monkey-showing man was really hateful, how could he harm his husband like this?

When the neighbor heard that the village chief used the monkey-shower's things, everyone was secretly grateful that they had not bought the things from his house, otherwise they would not know how to die. The neighbor never thought that the monkey-shower was so despicable and the things they sold were so unreliable, and they were simply a profiteer.

At present, some of the neighbors came with eggs, some came with white wine, some came with rice, and some came with two chickens. The lady cried and packed them in the kitchen, and took them under the straw shed. The neighbors brought some tables and stools, invited the doctor to sit and drink, discussing what to do when he was crazy. The doctors shook their heads, not knowing what to do. The doctors understood very well that this disease was a crazy heart written in the book. The doctors understood that this heart disease also needed to treat the heart medicine. The reason why everyone did not make any noise was because they didn't know where to find the heart medicine.

There was a person inside who said, "I have an idea, I don't know if it can be done?"

Everyone asked, "What's the idea?"

The man said, "The village chief is the most afraid of people? He was just because of his joy and vermicelli. The phlegm surged up and became obsessed. Now the person who was afraid of him came to slap him in the mouth and said, "The after-sales phone calls are all used to coax you, and you haven't made it through. They are playing with you." He was frightened by this and spit out the phlegm and understood."
Chapter completed!