Chapter 23: Pit the Radish Pit Investment Plan
"Invest in the Carrot Pit" Plan: When the 80s masters fade away, the world will no longer have culture, music, and entertainment centers. Now we no longer listen to music, there are no literary and artistic youths, and we no longer know what trends are. Do we
No more pursuits?
To my dear publishers: Have you ever failed to receive a manuscript and didn’t know how to submit it to the editor? Are you scolded by the editor every day? Do you suffer from insomnia and dreams every day? You often wake up in the middle of the night.
?Do you have a headache every day after reading messy articles, feel dizzy, feel a little nauseous, and can't eat? Are you worried about not knowing when you will get the commission? Are you depressed because you don't know when the bonus will be received?
?Do you daydream about catching a great person all day long? Do you often feel that you should see a psychiatrist? Do you feel that you are tired and don’t want to go to work? Do you feel that we (writers) all
Are you a fool? Do you feel that you are holding the company back? Do you stand on a tall building and look out the window every day and want to jump off? Do you also feel that your boss is too stubborn and that is why you are so tired? Do you spend too much money every day?
And crying about poverty? Do you still have a high monthly mortgage loan? Are you under a lot of pressure from the company or your family? Have you ever been forced by the pressure of life? Are you in urgent need of cash flow but can only count the calendar to see what is going on? Are you always in arrears to the authors?
Manuscript fee? Are you always thinking about the author's little benefit and want to get a commission, or do you keep it all yourself? Are you hesitant about who to sign, hesitant about accepting the manuscript, and let your bonus go?
Shen Canghai?
Well, let me teach you, dig a hole quickly. One hole will catch one, and a pair of holes will catch a pair. After the hole is finished, each one will die. When the old radish in the sky pushes the new radish, the radish will all die in the pit. I know, it’s not that you want to trick others.
If you don’t cheat others, how can you get money for milk powder! Just cheat, cheat hard, and cheat us carrots to death. I am the carrot, and you are the cheat. If you don’t cheat the carrot, don’t try to cheat the great master! You should start from the small hole.
, if you dig a big hole again, as long as you keep digging all the way, you are not sure who you will trap? You may trap yourself one day, but it doesn’t matter anyway, you are just a hole dug by the company. What kind of carrots are there in the forest?
, some of them fell by themselves, some were pulled down by you, and some fell by themselves because they didn’t have eyesight when walking, what do you think? Who is to blame for this, haha, blame me!!!
From now on, in order to protect the rights and interests of your company, we newbies have decided to respond to your first-ever "The Strongest Carrot Pits Your Investment" plan and start a campaign of 1 million words to request for manuscripts, support, and contracts. Is 1 million too much?
Why don't you change it to 100,000? It seems a bit too low. It is said that you can only be qualified to sign a contract if you write 100,000 words. It's not like you didn't get a penny, and you wrote 100,000 words in vain. It seems that this starting point is not generally high.
, it’s really high! Ordinary writers are often out of reach! I can only be fooled by you. You still say that you are not strict, why can’t I see it? I think this plan you made is really unparalleled.
How can ordinary people imagine that I can't do this kind of thing? In the past, only penguins could do this kind of thing, but I didn't expect that you can do it too. "We are born from the same roots, why are we so anxious?" I finally saw it through.
You guys keep going, I'm still in the water!
But I want to ask you scammers: Can it work? Can you make friends? Can you play happily together? Can you stop being such a scammer? Please find a way out for our authors, don't be so deceptive.
We really can’t afford to be hurt. We don’t want to pay for publishing manuscripts. Even basic living expenses have to be paid, right? Of course, people with my level don’t want to do it. It’s all a lie. I hate you. It seems that everything you promised
It’s all out of reach, what hope is there! You even coaxed us to say that you have a plan, but I think you only have a trap. Then you said to all the coders in the world: “If you don’t jump, others will still grab you.”
Jumping!".
I know it is holiday now, and the children are all on holiday. There are hundreds of manuscripts waiting for you to read every day. You are too busy. A bunch of children are working hard to submit manuscripts. You are using child labor and it is against the law. You know
No, I really want to sue you. You talk about copyright every day, and you have paid royalties to a few people. Isn’t that nonsense? If you don’t do a good job all day, you just imitate other people’s nonsense. I know you are also tired and working very hard.
There may be some editors who work non-stop every day and work overtime for free, so it is understandable that you are almost too busy digging a hole. But one day you will find that you are all too stubborn, and the hole is not a carrot at all.
Live. It’s hard to say, hey! Don’t make promises, ask for curative effect: I’m going to publish a manuscript of 1 million words and ask the support fund to guarantee it. This is impossible. Only 10 people can enjoy this treatment, right? There are tens of millions of writers, only 100 people.
It works. Is this your plan?
Can you please stop delaying the payment for publishing an author's manuscript? Can you please be more relaxed? It's not much money, but you still take the big part, and you don't want to give the small part to us? Are you embarrassed? We feel very sad when you delay.
Of course, I don’t have money. For a rich company, it’s impossible for you to advance payment in advance. You are all so poor, you are no better than us! But isn’t your company going to be listed? It shouldn’t be short of one hundred and eighty yuan.
Right? So I decided to be self-reliant, cast a wide net, and catch more. Catching one reader is one, catching two is two. If I catch them, I won’t let them run away. After all, the world view of the post-80s generation and other post-80s generations are
It's different. Although I debuted late, and few people of my generation read books now, I just want to say: forget it, everything is just a cloud.
You are responsible for making words shine, but can you just look at us from a business perspective; can you think about us who write books even a little bit; can you let newcomers have their own space and let newcomers have their own
Stage, don’t compare us with those great gods. We really can’t compare. They can write tens of millions of words. Do you think they can all do it? I can’t do such a thing. We are responsible for the word “water”. You have to
How much, how much do we give you? I really want to find a novel with tens of millions of words to read and see how other people get drunk. Why do I feel so tired when I get drunk? Is it possible that there are skills in writing aquatic writing, or is this the Internet?
What a unique feature of the novel!
I really disagree. If you really have a plan to support newcomers, or is it an upgraded version? If it’s improved, I won’t say anything. If it’s not improved, why don’t you let me say it? Aren’t you going to help us eliminate our writing obstacles?
Do you know? My biggest obstacle is lack of money. Can you solve it? No nonsense. Let me start at zero, then it will always be zero, it will always be the starting point, and we will always stand at the starting point! There is just no income.
! Just to trick us! I understand this! It goes without saying that we have a high starting point. With such a high starting point, we have no hope. We can still sleep well. No matter what article is written, the people who read it will not understand it, and the people who write it will not understand it.
I have no interest at all, and I am really speechless. A hundred yuan remuneration is just a dream, let alone paying more. It is not as much as a beggar earns. People don’t write many words, and they can easily earn a few hundred yuan a day. What about us?
No, and those who said they would protect my dream are all lies. You just think there are too many fools and not enough liars.
Poor me, have mercy on me! I'm so pitiful! There are no onlookers, no money, nothing. I'm so pitiful! The uncle can give me a reward! The beauty can give me a reward! The judge can give me a reward.
Chapter completed!