When the monkey heard the news, he was so happy that he scratched his ears and his forehead, and his eyebrows were blurred. He couldn't help but dance with his hands and feet. Suddenly, the ancestor saw him and asked the monkey, "Who are you from? Why are you in the class dancing wildly and not listening to me?"

Banxian didn't expect that the monkey would suddenly startle, and was also shocked, so he said, "I'm going to hide it from the ancestors, this is my monkey. I am a monkey since childhood. Although I am naughty, I dare not act rashly."

Fairy boy said, "It's so nonsense, you say it dares not act rashly."

Banxian continued to explain: "The monkey listened sincerely. He wanted to hear the wonderful voice of his teacher. He was so happy that he did not realize that he was excited. I hope that the master would forgive him for his sins!"

The ancestor said: "It is just a monkey. Since it recognizes the wonderful sound, can you recognize it?"

Banxianxin wanted to say that I could not recognize it, wouldn’t it mean that I was not even as good as a monkey? So the Taoist priest said, “I can recognize it, of course.”

The ancestor asked, "Then tell me, what's the wonderful thing about me?"

"Of course, it's wonderful everywhere, especially about the Tao you said, which makes people have infinite imagination and feel that the great way is difficult than climbing to the sky. But the more difficult it is, the more benefit the process will benefit a lot, so that we can achieve the right result."

It can't speak, so it's not difficult for me to do it. Then I ask you, the ancestor said to Chenxian, "Since you are here, I am not stingy with my ability. As long as you want to learn, I will teach you. This is your fate with me. What will you learn from me now?"

Banxian: "But based on the teachings of respecting the teacher, there is only some Taoist spirit, and the disciples will learn it."

The ancestor said: "There are 360 ​​side doors in the word "Dao" and all side doors have the right result. I wonder which one you are learning?"

Banxian said: "Based on the ancestor's will, I obey the small path." People are so cunning and disagreeable. On the surface, they say they listen to the ancestor's will, but in fact, Banxian is not so obedient and can't be obedient. On the surface, people who say casual people are actually the least casual. They seem to be obedient, but they are the most disobedient.

The ancestor said: "I will teach you how to do the word "skill"?"

Banxiandao: "How do you say the way of the art sect?"

The ancestor said: "In the sect of the word "Shu", they are those who ask immortals to support phoenixes and ask for divination and yarrow, so that they can know the principles of seeking good and avoiding bad luck." This is the method that Taoism does not pass on, and it is also the core method of Taoism. The ancestor said this first, and I believe this thing is very attractive to those who practice Taoism.

Banxian said: "Can you get immortality like this?" Why did Banxian answer like this? That's because Taoism has pursued the method of immortality since ancient times. Even Banxian could not escape the fate of Taoism and wanted to get immortality.

The ancestor said: "No, no!"

Banxian thought, I can't say nothing, I'm very dedicated, okay? What I want is the art of immortality. Apart from this art of immortality, he had no other thoughts. So he said, "If you don't learn, you won't learn!"

"You just said that you let the ancestors say that I obey the little Tao. Why don't you listen to me now?"

"This, this, I just want to learn the art of eternal life, and I have no other ideas."

The ancestor said again: "Then I will teach you how to do the word "liu"?"

Banxian asked again: "What is the meaning of Liuzimen?"

The ancestor said: "In the Liuzi, there are Confucianism, Buddhists, Taoism, Yin-Yang, Mohist, and doctors, reading scriptures, chanting Buddha's name, and surrendering to the true saints."

When Banxian heard this, he said, what is this thing? What is it easy to learn? You think I am stupid. Who can learn these things? At least I don’t know how to learn them. I also use it to govern the country and pacify the world. What do I do with these things? He asked again: “Can I live forever like this?”

The ancestor said: "If you want to live forever, it will be like a pillar in the wall."

Banxian said: "Master, I am an honest person and I don't know how to speak the market. What is it called "bridges in the wall"?"

The ancestor said: "If someone builds a house to be strong, he will erect a pillar between the walls. One day the building will collapse and he will be decayed."

Banxian said: "Based on this, it will not last long. If you don't learn, you won't learn!"

The ancestor said: "Didn't you say whatever you want to learn after I said a few things? Then I will teach you how to do the word "quiet"?"

Banxiandao: "What is the right result in the word "jing"?

The ancestor said: "This is to rest food and keep the grain, be quiet and inactive, meditate and meditate, be warned and tread, be tempted to keep fast, sleep, or make merit, and be in meditation and sitting."

Banxian said: "Can you live forever?"

The ancestor said: "It's also like adobe bricks on the kiln."

Banxian smiled and said, "Master is a bit terrible. My company said that I can't speak the market. What do you mean by 'Kiln-head adobe'?"

The ancestor said: "It is like the bricks and tiles that have been formed on the head of the kiln. Although they have been formed, they have not been trained by water and fire. Once heavy rains are pouring, he will be indiscriminate."

Banxian said: "It is not long-term. If you don't learn, you won't learn!"

The ancestor said: "How to teach you the word "moving"?"

Banxian said: "How to move the door, but what?"

The ancestor said: "This is a way to do things, collecting yin and replenishing yang, climbing bows and crossbows, rushing the navel and passing the air, using prescriptions to make, burning the thief and making a tripod, importing red lead, refining autumn stones, and taking women's milk, etc."

Isn’t this the way of working people? I am not a working people, so naturally I don’t have to learn the way of moving. I’m afraid that after entering this way, I will become a hard life in this life and harm my whole life. Who would learn such Taoism? Banxian asked: “Can you have immortality like this?”

The ancestor said: "This is to live forever, just like catching the moon in the water."

Banxian said: "The master is here again. What is it called 'fishing the moon in the water'?"

The ancestor said: "The moon is in the sky, and there is a shadow in the water. Although I see it, there is no place to touch it, and it only becomes empty."

Banxian said: "Don't learn, don't learn!"

Upon hearing this, the ancestor jumped off the platform with a loud voice, held a ruler in his hand, and designated a half-immortal saying: "You are not learning this miscellaneous path like this or that, and you say you are casual. I think you are quite dishonest, but what are you doing?"

He walked forward, slapped Banxian in the face three times, walked in with his hands behind his back, closed the middle door, and left the public behind.

"I don't want to hit someone in the face. Even if I hate being a human being, I can't hit me in the face."

"You said why did the ancestor say so much, but the Taoist priest didn't learn it? Why do you think this is? That's because the ancestor didn't finish it in a moment. He asked Banxian one by one. If it weren't for it, Banxian thought there was something better behind it, so the ancestor

The teacher said so much, but he didn't learn it."

Banxian is not a monkey, he is a cunning human. There is something that a monkey does not have, and that is a brain. Because Banxian has a brain, he thought that what the ancestor said at the beginning was just perfunctory, and he naturally would not say it out loud at once, and good things must be left behind. The Taoist priest does not want to learn those skills that can send people. What he wants is the skills that the ancestor did not pass on, and the real ability that he would not say easily. Once he had such an idea, he had been waiting for the ancestor's immortality technique, but he did not expect that in the end he got three mouths.

The Taoist priest suffered a lot. He was the most wronged person. He was so scared that everyone who listened to the lectures that everyone was frightened and resented half-immortals. He said, "You are so miscellaneous and ruthless! Master taught you the Tao, how could you not learn it, but talked back to the master! He bumped into him and didn't know when he would come out!" At this time, they all complained about him and despised him.

Some of the immortals were not annoyed, but just smiled and blamed me. It turned out that the Taoist priest had broken the mystery in the plate and was secretly in his heart. So he didn't compete with everyone, but was just patient and speechless. The ancestor slapped him in three mouths and taught him to be determined at the third update; he walked in with his hands behind his back to close the middle door, taught him to make progress from the back door, and passed on his way to him in the secret place.

On that day, half immortals and others liked each other. Before they felt the scene in the hall, they were looking forward to the sky, but they couldn't be late. At dusk, they went to bed with them, closed their eyes and calmed their breath. There was no more arrows in the mountains, and they didn't know when they were time to adjust the air in and out of their nostrils. Around the hour, they got up gently, put on their clothes, sneaked open the front door, avoided the public, walked out, and looked up. It was the clear moon and the dew was cold, and the eight extremes were free of dust. The deep trees were secluded, and the water was floating at the source. Flying fireflies scattered shadows, and the word geese scattered clouds.

At the third update of the rank, you should visit Taoist. Look at him from the old path to the back door, and the door was half open and half closed. Half immortal said happily: "My teacher is really paying attention to preaching to me, so he opens the door." Then he walked closer, walked sideways into the door, and walked under the patriarch's bed. Seeing that the patriarch curled up and fell asleep inward. Wukong did not dare to be alarmed, so he knelt in front of the patriarch. When the patriarch didn't have much time, he relaxed his feet and chanted in his mouth: Difficult, difficult, difficult! The Tao is the most mysterious, don't use the golden elixir as a leisurely trick. If you don't meet the wonderful tips of the people, you can't help but fuck your tongue! The patriarch immediately got up and put his clothes on his clothes, climbed up, his eyes were blurred, and finally opened his eyes and walked staggering to the corner.

The Banxian cried out, "Master, I'm knelt here for a long time."

The ancestor heard the sound halfway inside and shouted: You miscellaneous little path, you dare to sneak into my bedroom and pee at me, what are you thinking? You are not going to sleep in front, but you come to me behind? The ancestor quickly covered his little thing, for fear that someone would see his treasure, especially those with ulterior motives.

Banxian said: "The ancestor agreed to everyone in front of the altar yesterday, and taught his disciples to spread my principles from the back door during the third update, so he boldly worshiped the master's bed."

"Fuck, who said I want to give you a tip? I have never hinted at you. It's just something you thought of. But you know how to do it. If I hit you, you still think that I want to give you a tip. If I kill you, wouldn't I want to give you an immortal? Are you stupid?"
Chapter completed!