Carrot: "I have made up my mind, and I ask the pit master to grant me a pit." Then he shouted: Carrot in front, carrot in the back, you all get out of the way and let me come. The pit master nodded: "Everyone knows that it is not difficult to enter the pit.

, but there are always people complaining that there is no pit to jump into. Now that the pit is ready, do you want to jump or not? In a word, be more cheerful, don't worry about it. If you don't jump, there are still many people waiting to jump!"

Before jumping, Luobo was still hesitating: "The feet were still weak for some reason and kept shaking. In fact, I was still feeling scared. I wasn't ready or mustered up the courage, so I closed my eyes and jumped.

I am so courageous that I think I am crazy and desperate for death. From that day on when I wrote a book, it felt like writing a suicide note. I felt that I would never fall in love again and no readers cared about me. After finishing work today, I walked onto the balcony,

I no longer have any nostalgia for this world, so I jumped down. I was not prepared to jump. I don’t know some advertising person who has paid a thousand dollars took advantage of the fact that I didn’t have eyes in the back. He hit my butt hard and kicked me. It was really clear.

It's easy to hide when you're flirtatious, but it's hard to guard against the undercover. I looked back and it turned out to be you! I just went down there in a daze, but I didn't die! It turned out that the downstairs was full of newcomers, and they didn't die either!

It turns out that there are many good friends lying under them who have fallen into the trap, and they are not dead! Because there are also densely packed friends who are ghostwriters! They are not dead either, because they have all applied for subsistence allowances! They are all struggling!

"

The pit master encouraged me and said: "Why are you shaking? You have polio! It makes me shake too. Brothers above, don't be nervous. Close your eyes. It's okay. I'll catch it from below."

Yours, your starting point is not high, I guarantee you will not die!" the pit master said very confidently.

Luobo thought to himself: "Damn it, your sister, you are already down there, and if you let me down, aren't you asking me to die?" She began to struggle in her heart: Why don't we aim at the pit master and hit him, or we will both die."

Even though I am about to become a god, why do I still feel a little bit behind it? When I was studying in college, my teacher told a joke that the first Chinese writer to jump off a building was the most famous professor. He said angrily at that time: "I will never write a book again."

Yes, piracy has harmed Chinese literature.”

In essence: "Don't look at the psychological environment of artists from the perspective of general social criticism. Artists and writers often have not so smooth psychological environments, but it is possible to write good things, but this thing is not correct to the problem.

Answer, good writers and artists do not use their works to directly answer their own environment." Personally, I think that in this sense, our media and commentators often get this matter wrong. "If according to their words,

It seems that those who write good works must live a good life, but in fact this is not the case.”

Taking Andersen as an example, you have to go to Andersen's hometown and understand every aspect of him. "His life was very difficult. I once wrote that when he was traveling, he had a rope tied around his body. There were

He escaped from the warehouse when the fire broke out. If you watch "Andersen's Fairy Tales" now, you won't feel his plight or the anger in his heart." He believes that it is precisely because it is not good that he has to look for things on the other side.

, life is too good, but I can't write good works.

My life experience was certainly not smooth. I just immersed myself in doing things every day. I couldn’t even eat, drink or have fun. I could only barely make ends meet. “I never answer other people’s irresponsible remarks. If it were someone else, it might be very difficult.”

Anger. "Artists have always been reborn in pessimism and died in happiness. What is an opportunity? When you think that no one will enter at the current price, it is an opportunity. On the contrary, when you are very impulsive and want to enter, then the opportunity is far away.

The future. So no matter who you are, choose the right opportunity and grasp your future. No one can accurately grasp the future. All we can do is to do our best now.

How do you start to build a brand name trap when a master works? No matter what kind of trap it is, there must be one or two famous traps to deceive the people behind you. Masters are like comets in the sky, and they are very few in the vast universe.

.So famous pits are hard to find, and famous pits are rare. Generally, others dig it out and jump into it yourself. Only the masters drop from the sky and smash it out. You can’t envy this. Ordinary people like me, it’s like digging the pit, so that

Just jump, let me tell you, just jump down, everything will be fine. We have made complete preparations for you, and we are just waiting for you to make up your mind and do something together. Are you still hesitating? Are you not moved yet?

It will be over in the blink of an eye. There is nothing to be afraid of. We will catch you. We are a professional team that specializes in picking up people. Don't worry, it will be fine. Even if something happens, we also have an emergency mechanism.

Come on, dance, dance, my dear baby.

The answer in the writer's brand era opens the door to your ambition - enter the pit academy. I have no ambition, and I can't afford any fame. I am an ordinary person. I know that if I jump, I will either die or be injured at the least.

Brainless. I'm still young and still have a long way to go. I don't have time to verify your famous era. It sounds like the slogan in One Piece. The era of great writers has begun. Are you ready? It's time for chaos.

word era,

Centering around the great secret treasure ONEPIECE left by the legendary King Nobel,

Numerous authors engaged in fierce confrontations,

The author "God's Instruction", who became mentally disabled after eating various counterfeit products such as melamine, also embarked on a journey to win the Nobel Prize.

God directed and his companions to overcome difficulties and obstacles one after another,

The world government can no longer ignore their existence,

(God’s instructions: [It really excites me, what kind of adventures are waiting for us next]),

They aim at a new world,

At this moment, we are still riding on the great route. Wealth, fame and power

The man who once had everything in the world

The Nobel King who combines fame, fortune and money

His words before his death

Let people all over the world rush towards fame and fortune

"My treasure? Awarded to people from all over the world who have made significant contributions to humanity in these fields."

"I'll give it to you if you want it."

"Go find it"

"I put everything in the world out there"

So the men set out to pursue their dreams on the road to great literature.

The era of great mixed characters has arrived.

The will passed down from generation to generation, the changes of the times, and people's dreams are all unstoppable. As long as people continue to pursue free answers, all of this will never stop!

This is not just a simple expansion of the original bragging class, what the pit academy brings will be a complete pit upgrade:

From the basics of bragging, to advanced tutorials, to brand marketing, bragging is an art. It is not just about bragging, but also about being pitted.

From senior editors, to market experts, to pan-entertainment masters, the lecturer lineup covers the industry chain. Our integrated bragging service allows you to experience a different world of bragging and let you experience different pitfalls.

From simple teaching, to systematic training, and even graduation benefits, we use real energy to help grow and help you get started!

…

Damn it, this is the Bullshit Academy, the incubation place for more stars! Ah, it turns out that we are just an egg. You guys are obviously too busy to play with us. I didn’t expect you to do all the bullshit things all day long. And yet.

Good baby, I know myself. I am neither a leisurely superman nor a good egg. I can’t play with you anymore. Being a star is not suitable for me. I am only suitable to be a carrot. If you want to cultivate a star carrot, you will be the worst cheated.

You can interview me, and you will definitely answer truthfully. I will tell you everything I know, and tell the truth.
Chapter completed!