As soon as I ran out of words, I knew it was over. I was so anxious that I was like crazy. When I was at work, I did things I had never done before, such as flipping through books, reading websites, scratching my head and scratching my head.

What are you trapped in? Is this love?

It’s so difficult to speak, so difficult! It’s as if I don’t have a single love cell in my whole being, not a single one, not a single one! Even if I have a single love cell, it can still tell me that at this moment

, what should I say!

Why can't I think of it? Why can't I do this kind of love thing? It's all because I didn't work hard when I was in college. I regret it now! This kind of thing requires not only experience, but also cells. It's not something

Everyone can have it, as if they can't sit still.

The Internet love robot told me that I am sorry that I am powerless, and now it cannot understand a woman’s thoughts. It said that I have to rely on myself, so let me work hard! I cursed, if you can’t do it, you should have told me earlier! I still hope for someone who doesn’t

Intelligent robot, how stupid I am!

Aren’t you humoring me? Just like the customer service robots on various websites, they know nothing and can’t do anything.

A few days ago, an account was officially blocked, so I asked customer service to unblock it.

Then, the customer service staff received me warmly for the first time. I was very happy to see her enthusiasm. She asked me what help I needed? Dear guest! I am happy to serve you!

It sounds pretty to me. Although I am not a real person, I can still feel the development of science and technology! I queued for a long time, and finally I was in the queue. I was happy, thinking that it would be able to solve my problem if it was so difficult to queue!

Then I told her that something was wrong with my account. Every time I logged in, it reminded me that "the system login is abnormal! Then I couldn't log in anymore!" I asked her for help!

She readily agreed to my request and said she would do her best to serve me: "Please provide me with a complete account and login page. Please pay attention to your browser and do not set up interception. After logging in, a prompt will appear to close the current account."

On the page, please click Yes, do not click No, otherwise you will not be able to jump to the starting point and log in normally."

I thought it was so simple! But when I tried it, there was no such prompt and it didn’t seem to be for this reason! This has nothing to do with the browser! But I still tried it as she said.

But there was no prompt as she mentioned, so I told her it still didn’t work!

Then she told me that she was so awesome! How did she check your account from the backend? She said it would work this time. Then please restart the router, then shut down the computer and unplug the power, and then it will be fine.

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I thought the account might be stuck. She said she had hedged it, and it should be OK, so without thinking about it, I turned off the router, turned off the computer, and unplugged the power supply. After 5 minutes,

Finally, I happily turned on the computer and logged in again, but it was still the same, what a rip-off!

So I went to find the customer service machine sister again, but I ran out of time in the morning and was waiting for customer service access. There are currently 400 people queuing up. You can briefly describe the problem you want to consult. If there is no response for a long time, you can also

You can choose customer service again. We will record your consultation to improve our services. I looked up at the sky. There are still 400 people in front of me. I don’t know if I can get in line in the afternoon! I really can’t afford to be hurt. I would have known better not to be impulsive.

Unplug the power, how could I be so naive! It was already afternoon after I finished queuing, so I had to wait until the afternoon to tell her no, this would not work!

I am a perseverant person, so I waited in line all afternoon and found her again. She was still enthusiastic. I said that if you hedged my account in the morning, it still didn’t work! Please solve it!

She asked strangely: "Is it impossible? Is it still impossible?"

I said yes, but it still doesn’t work!

She said she had to find another way! She said: "If it still doesn't work, just switch the network and use your mobile phone data to log in to the Internet, and it will be fine."

I said no!

She added: "I checked your status. This is called protective restricted login. I have cleared the abnormal status of your system. Now your account shows normal. It must be fine now, but you must reset the computer.

Shut down the computer, restart the router, and unplug the power supply! If not, come to me!"

Am I serious? You won’t lie to me!

How could they lie to you! You are my most precious customer, and the customer is God. Can I lie to God? I lie to you like a puppy, but I really won’t lie to you. Just try it, you will definitely be able to do it!

When I heard her promise, she must have cleared my status. It shouldn't be a difficult thing for her! So I believed it, so I turned off the router and the computer again.

, and unplugged the power. This time I deliberately waited for 10 minutes. Finally, I happily turned on the computer and logged in again. It was still the same, what a cheat! You are a puppy, but when you think about the other person, he is a robot!

No wonder she's not afraid of being a puppy anymore, ah! Even a robot can deceive people these days! It deceived me. I'm embarrassed to say it. I'm afraid of being embarrassed, so I can only write it down! For everyone's reference!

In the end, I only got this sentence: "Due to no response for a long time, we will serve the next user first. If you see the message, you can continue to consult. Our service time is 7*24 hours. Since there are many user inquiries, it is recommended that you leave a message directly.

Your question will be answered by the customer service robot after seeing it."

That's what robots say. They all have a unified model. I wasted so much time asking you for advice. How stupid do you think I must be to think of using the power of a robot to solve some personal problems and fall in love?

What! This is not writing a science fiction novel. You still have to rely on yourself. Aren’t you the best at bragging and making up legends? I told myself, isn’t it just bragging? Who can’t do it anymore? A living person is a big one.

Men can still be choked to death by a word! One moment they stand up and squat down, the next moment they run to get a glass of water, they ask their colleagues if they want a drink, they help pour a cup for them, and the next moment they run to the toilet. I want to catch him

Crazy!

Isn’t it true that as soon as a woman hears that you want to have sex with her, she will feel like she is in some kind of control center, and there will be an electronic sound of beep~ beep~ all the time. It’s like a rocket launch countdown scene, and the countdown starts to 10,

9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Ready to launch. In an instant, he escaped and was launched with lightning speed, the rocket dragging a long flame tail.

, like meteors flying across the sky across your sight, you can’t catch them. Can you imagine how fast a woman wants to run away from a man! You don’t have time to react, and you can’t catch them either.
Chapter completed!