When she heard that I asked her out, she must have been so happy! Anyway, that’s what I think! I think people of our age should all think about the same, and they won’t jump too much.

Generation gap.

This joke is applicable to every fat wife and thin husband, what do you think?

Fat Wife: When we were in love, you always said that you had feelings for me. I want to know now, were you lying to me when you said that?

Thin Man: It’s too late for me to love you, so how could I lie to you? I guarantee with my noble personality that you really make me feel something. Fat Wife: How do you feel about me, please be specific.

Thin Man: Dear, when you stand next to me, you make me feel very safe; when you appear in front of me, my eyeballs feel full of oppression; when I hold your waist

At that time, I felt a profound sense of real existence.

In fact, when I asked her out, she didn’t show any excitement. I was just happy. She just replied to me in a very low-key manner: "Well, okay! I am a foodie and don’t want to lose weight anyway!" I often hear this.

The foodie expresses his determination to say that he won’t eat anymore. I want to lose weight. From today on, I will never be a foodie again. If I eat again, I will chop it up.

She told me that she had also made up her mind to lose weight. She said that she had no intention of losing weight, but she ended up being a foodie. In order to lose weight, she also made a perfect plan for herself, but in the end this plan was rejected by herself.

If I pass, not for any other reason than because I am afraid that I will be too perfect and make God jealous.

I secretly laughed in my heart, you will definitely not make others jealous now, because no one else will be jealous at all!

Although the adults never said I was fat, they only said, "Haha, the little girl looks quite strong! She has a fat waist and a round butt and she will definitely have babies." No one said I was fat or what I looked like. The elders

They all think that I can give birth to babies, as if I am not a woman in their eyes, but just a fertility tool, but I don’t want them to say that! I don’t want to be someone else’s baby-birth tool! So I made up my mind to lose weight, I thought

Lose weight! I want to lose weight!

I want to lose weight, but I don’t want to go into a store and the clerk tells me they don’t have my size.

I want to lose weight, but I don’t want to be unable to buy suitable and beautiful boots because of my thick legs.

I want to lose weight, and I don’t want to be called random names by those boys because I’m fat.

I want to lose weight, and I don’t want everyone to look at me every time the chair in my workplace breaks because I’m fat.

I want to lose weight, and I decided not to let myself gain weight anymore and not to take the usual path.

But it’s not that simple. It’s not that easy to lose weight. Every piece of meat has its own temperament. After the age when you want to lose weight, being vigorous is not as good as being hungry. Being hungry is not that easy. Food is particularly fascinating and you love to eat everything.

It used to be the most delicious, so it was the happiest. It used to be the saddest, but most exciting, memory of wanting to eat it.

So I made a weight loss plan: only eat one bag of potato chips per week, only one chicken drumstick, only one bottle of Coke, only one large steak, and only one bowl of rice (a big bowl!) per meal.

When I go out to eat noodles or noodles, I will never call the boss Quanjiafu (although I am most proud of this sentence)... But today, I made up my mind to lose weight successfully, and secretly said to myself in my heart: "If it doesn't work, I will lose weight."

He will become a fat man!"

Looking at the weight loss plan in my hand, I just said it, and I thought about it again...

If I lose weight successfully, I will wear the most fashionable tank top to show off my belly.

If I lose weight successfully, I will participate in beauty pageants and show my most shining side.

If I lose weight successfully, I will do many things that I dare not do now!

Impossible.is.nothing!

However, the reality is so cruel. The plan was only implemented for a week before being shelved indefinitely. How can I restrain myself in the face of so many delicious foods? Dear weight loss experts, come and give me a trick! Let me

How wonderful it would be to be able to eat all kinds of delicious things without gaining weight!

I have tried hard, failed, succeeded, rebounded... Suddenly, I figured it out: In fact, even if I can't lose weight successfully, I will still be the happy girl with excellent grades, loved by my parents and loved by my friends!

Beauty, what's the use of being a little thinner? Don't listen to other people's false remarks that you seem to have lost a little weight. What's the use of being a little thinner? Just listen to what others say, wow! You are so beautiful!

Even if I can't become a beautiful woman, I have to pay the price if I want to lose weight. If I can't lose weight, I will continue to be among the fat people. Anyway, there are so many fat people in the world, and I am not the only one left behind.

It’s rare to hear a girl express her determination and say, “I don’t want to lose weight anyway, I want to eat, etc.” She has made up her mind to become a foodie!

Your sister scared the baby! When I heard that she wanted to become a foodie, I was shocked. My first instinctive reaction was to reply with one word: "Ah!" "Why don't you want to lose weight!"

It’s not that I’m attacking her body shape with a vicious tongue, calling her fat, fat girl. With a foodie and slacker like her, it’s weird that she’s not fat.

I asked her why she didn't want to lose weight, and she said: "Men should like girls who are meaty. Those who like bones are dogs. Anyway, I want to give it all now and follow the path of a foodie. Let the skinny guys have their say!"

When a girl says she wants to lose weight, don't believe it, especially a foodie. Because when she says this, she has just eaten.

I thought to myself: Your sister, forget it if you don’t lose weight. You are being unreasonable. In fact, I don’t have any objection if you want to be a foodie, but don’t just focus on eating and become fat. I can’t afford to hurt you.

But you can't get any fatter. If you get fatter, I'll be angry.

I said: "If you are as heavy as a mountain, even if I can catch you, I can't carry you home!" She said that she didn't want to lose weight, which means there is still a possibility of gaining weight. Now she is already important enough, and she also needs to

If you want to be as heavy as Mount Tai, aren't you cheating? Thinking about this, I'm scared!

She said, "I don't need you to hold me. It's a good idea for you. Who wants you to hold me? I'll just take a taxi home. You still want to take me home easily. You really can't think of it! What else are you thinking about?"

, why don’t you tell me about it too?”

I said then I would, and I asked her if she had ever seen a joke: "A lazy cat pursued a mouse crazily, and finally got married. After the marriage, the cat protected the mouse in every possible way, and the mouse quickly became fat. The mouse was very moved:'

Darling, why are you so nice to me?" The cat chuckled and said, "You'll know when you get a little fatter."

She thought for a moment and reacted immediately, and threw two words at me: "Rogue." In fact, women are like this. While scolding men, she thought about your small body. If you still want to knock me down, I'm afraid that
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