As for me, everything else is fine, except when I see a girl with long hair and an oval face, my eyes light up and I want to pounce on him and turn him into my girlfriend. However, basically I want to pounce on him, but I don’t.

I'm so brave, I don't want to be caught and locked up in the police station, so I just think about it and don't dare to do it.

Although I am relatively handsome, my handsomeness is not obvious, so I am often ignored by the women around me. And all the women in our company are married, and Yin Sheng Yang

So bad, so I haven’t found a girlfriend for a long time. Recently, a matchmaker introduced me to a fat man, and you think so highly of me! But I still feel that my spring has come, so I am too, I am so happy today!

While I was chatting with the girl, I took the time to look in the mirror carefully and look at my handsome self in the mirror. While I was chatting, I could also look in the mirror. When I looked at myself, I felt, it’s incredible, why are you so handsome?

Maybe you’re not married yet!

I often feel that this is impossible, but this happened to me, so I couldn't help but look at my handsome face. Is it because I am too handsome, or am I so handsome?

Crickets! I really don’t understand what the little girl is thinking now!

After looking at myself for a long time, I finally came to a conclusion. It seems that I am too picky. With sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, and a straight nose, my lips are slightly pursed to avoid smiling. When I was young and frivolous, I always thought: "

It’s not bad, I think with my appearance, a large group of women would jump on me and knock me down, so I really don’t need to chase them.” Now that I’m older and it’s so hard to chase a woman, it seems I have to admit it.

I am still getting old and can no longer survive.

I opened my drawer and found the medicine box. After opening the medicine box, I found a bottle of Fengyoujing. I quickly rubbed it on my temples. She actually said something that I never dared to think about.

, I really want to find a piece of tofu and kill me. She doesn’t lose weight. She says she doesn’t want to lose weight anymore! I can’t force her to lose weight if she doesn’t lose weight!

You don’t know, men all want to save face, and they all want their girlfriends to look good and have a good figure. I don’t want to do this anymore. But you can’t treat me like this. I don’t look good and have a good figure. You

If you say you want to lose weight! If you try to coax me, I also have hope! Don’t you know that men like me also need to be coaxed just like you women?

When a person no longer speaks freely to someone, it is often because he is far away; when a person learns to bear the burden silently, it is often because his heart is cold. Love means needing and being needed. Happiness is when someone gets angry with you and makes trouble unreasonably.

"Love is when you make noises and I coax you. When someone has no scruples in front of you and does whatever you want, you are at ease. Love is sweet interference, you have to understand it. If you coax me, you will die! Even if you lie to me and say you want to lose weight,

I will be very happy too! Ah!

If she is proud of being a fat person and has made outstanding contributions to the country's GDP, then the fat person eats more than others and buys clothes, pants, shoes, etc., all have to be made to order. It doesn't matter if she wants to spend money.

After all, you can often spend as much as two people on your own, so you should be more generous than ordinary people. Taking an elevator consumes more electricity than others.

From an economic analysis, you can contribute 0.000000001% to the country's GDP. You know how important this point you contribute is, which directly drives economic growth. Just counting your consumption on food, it is not a small amount.

Most of the consumption of fat people is spent on food. Who else can you think of, and it directly creates 0.00000000005 points of economic growth for the country? One day you want to lose weight, the investment in that aspect is unimaginable, what should you do?

As a member, I can make a weight loss package, buy various weight loss pills, and find a personal trainer.

Congratulations, you have directly created an economic growth point of 0.0000000001% for the country. I know what this represents and represents the economic growth rate of a province. Now who dares to say that you are not fat? You are proud! You are crazy.

To stimulate domestic demand! Then what else can I say? You are so good, and you are so considerate of our country’s market economy! Do I still dislike you? Am I still a human being? Thinking about it, I think it’s okay to find a fat man.

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Well, as a skinny person, I have no idea about gaining weight, because I can't gain weight no matter how much I eat, so if she doesn't deliberately emphasize that she doesn't want to lose weight, it doesn't matter how much she thinks about it or how much she wants to eat.

, I don’t mind whether she is a foodie or not. Because there is a big difference between being a foodie and not wanting to lose weight! That is to say, for me, you can be a foodie, but you can’t lose weight.

Heart!

I deliberately teased her and said, "Well, no matter how much I eat, I don't gain weight!" I admit that I deliberately made her angry, but from the bottom of my heart, I still wanted to eat with her! Maybe, she was like this

Greedy, eating can bring us closer together, so I very much agree with her approach of being a foodie.

With common hobbies, haha, our relationship will develop greatly, and maybe it will be easier to get together. As long as I have a good relationship with her, she will not necessarily look at me differently, no.

It doesn’t matter if she thinks of me as a country boy, maybe she will find that I am really handsome! I am secretly proud, and I feel very happy when I think of finding a breakthrough. I am such a simple person, so for

People are also very simple, and things are also very simple, so I am most afraid of complicated people and complicated things! There is nothing wrong with being simple!

After all, she and I are both grown-ups, and we came together after careful consideration. That’s a different kind of fate! And we also have common hobbies, so that’s one step closer, happy! So I’m very special

I cherish her as much as I do, and I hope she can cherish her and cherish me as much as I do. That would be great!

She was very helpless towards people like us who didn't admit their mistakes. Maybe she was envious, jealous, and hated people like us! Her teeth were itching with hatred, so she sent me an envious expression: "Okay.

Envy! Do you make me jealous or hate you? As expected, there is an expression of gritted teeth."

I saw that she was angry and ran away quickly. I didn't want her to take out her anger on me, so I said: "Don't be jealous, go to bed early! I won't delay your rest, okay!"

She replied: "It's still early, I go to bed at 11:00"

Your sister, you usually go to bed at 10:30, but today you want to go to bed at 11:00. Under your influence, I have developed a good habit of going to bed at 10:30. I have only gotten used to it for a few days, and you want me to go to bed again.

Change it to 11:00, are you kidding me! No, this is absolutely not possible, this cannot be changed! I can’t change it back. Is it because your aunt is here? Why don’t you want to sleep anymore? You want me to chat with you.

, how can it be so easy.

Brother is also a person of status, a person of status, and a person who cares about face. How can he be so casual? You can go to bed at any time you want. If you are the uncle, I will not serve you.

If you want me to talk, I will. If you don't want to talk to me, just say "sleep". Am I just a tool for entertainment when you are bored? You can't afford to hurt me if you think about it!

So I can only pretend not to see it. It’s so late, so I’d better go to bed first. I have to go to work tomorrow! I’m also a working person. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not a vagrant. Damn it! I said I’m going to work today.
Chapter completed!