Someone once said: The hands are there to hold the one you cherish tightly, and the legs are there to run towards the one you love. The end we desperately open our hands and run towards is the happiness we want.

Ah! It’s so touching, so I advise the glasses emperor to forget everything that just happened, and open his arms to embrace the future. I once again emphasize that I really didn’t mean to hit anyone, I am a good person.

But it was really funny to see the glasses emperor's blushing face, but I still held back my laughter. After all, it was quite embarrassing! We are classmates after all. Although he and I have a good relationship, we still have a good relationship.

You can't slap him like a child and give him a few candies to make him happy. He is an adult, so I thought I was going too far, so I had to say nothing!

Some people say that people must first smile. Smiling is the entrance to happiness. You must smile from the bottom of your heart, so try to smile! Live for someone, the true love that once transcended yourself, love cannot be given to others!

The glasses emperor gradually recovered from the pain. The glasses emperor asked Brother Cheng: "Why were retail investors allowed to open 10 accounts some time ago? One account can buy and sell all stocks, so the extra 9 are for

What?"

Fan Texi was very happy when she heard that the glasses emperor asked such a strange question. This senior researcher is a senior! He doesn’t understand anything and wants to know nothing. This senior is really not in vain. She teased the glasses

Emperor said: "For people like you, pineapple buns are made of pineapple, so what are you using the flour for?"

There is a weird joke about the glasses emperor. When they were in love, her girlfriend once pestered her and asked her to eat a pineapple bun. When the glasses emperor heard this, he was confused. Eat a pineapple bun? He didn’t know what a pineapple was, so he thought I

Spring rolls are a kind of thing, so it is normal to ask: "I have only seen people selling pineapples, but I have never seen any people selling pineapple buns on the street. You said pineapples are so sweet, so why should they be packed in?"

It’s so delicious! I want to eat it too, tell me where it’s sold and I’ll buy it for you!”

Her girlfriend was speechless for a moment. My sister, are you from Mars? Can you have some common sense? Even if you don’t know, you can really think about it! Is that what you said about hot dogs?

Isn’t it just hot dog meat? Her girlfriend thought about whether her mother-in-law would say to her in the future: "My son is a senior researcher, and you also studied for an undergraduate degree! It makes my balls hurt just thinking about it!" She finally thought about it.

It is to understand what "high scores and low abilities are too retarded".

The glasses emperor said: "On the surface, it seems that it is because students only focus on studying and ignore interpersonal interactions, communication and expression, and self-care, so they have high scores and low abilities. Let me clarify a concept here, that is, the ability to learn has nothing to do with interpersonal relationships.

The ability to communicate, the ability to communicate and express, and the ability to take care of one's own life, these abilities are in a parallel relationship, not a subordinate relationship."

The glasses emperor was dissatisfied with his girlfriend's claim that he had high scores and low abilities, so he made a joke and said: "Some people say that rural candidates have high scores and low abilities, while candidates in big cities have high overall quality, so it is reasonable to get into a good school with low scores. Damn it! First of all

, since your overall quality is high, let the college entrance examination test your overall quality! Secondly, why is it called comprehensive quality if you can play the piano, but not called comprehensive quality if we can farm and raise pigs? I can still live without you playing the piano.

Okay; if you can have enough food by playing the piano, we can have enough food by farming. Without us, I don’t see how you can survive!"

Not only was she not angry at her girlfriend, but she was even more angry when she mentioned her girlfriend: "You are so awesome, you know how to farm, and you are qualified, so let me ask you, do you know what a pineapple bun is? You know

How to buy bracelets and diamond rings? Do you know how to dress and buy cosmetics? Do people in your village have these skills? Do you have these integrated qualities? You don’t even know how to make pineapple buns, but you still have the nerve to say that you have qualities.

Are you really laughing your ass off when you go out?"

The glasses guy is so angry! This girlfriend always talks about her pineapple buns. The glasses guy mocked his girlfriend and said: "Playing with bracelets, buying diamond rings? Dressing up and buying cosmetics are also skills! I'm drunk too, this is a waste of money.

The skills are pretty much the same!”

My girlfriend said that it doesn’t matter whether what I’m talking about is a waste of money, but you have to know that we are in the city now, not in the countryside. If you are in the countryside, you are very good at plowing, plowing, and growing crops, and maybe many village girls will like it.

you.

But you have to understand, you are in the city now, not in the countryside. There are no village girls here, only residents. We only have beauties here, no village girls. Do, you, understand? No one likes you like this. How dare you say that?

Do you know these things yourself? When you are interviewing for a job in the city, will they ask you if you know how to farm and farm? They won’t ask! So it’s not a quality on your part. It’s useless if you know it.

But they may ask you what famous brand you like? What do you know about this famous brand? How will you build the company's brand, and evaluate you as a person based on your dressing sense. So you don't need to explain, you are

High scores and low energy.

If I were you! I would first go to the Internet to find out what a pineapple bun is. Don’t be embarrassed in the city. Then when you are no longer embarrassed, you can talk to me about quality. If you want to have quality, you must first

You need to have common sense! Do you think you have high scores and low abilities and are too mentally retarded? You wouldn’t feel comfortable if I didn’t scold you!

In the end, the glasses emperor still said that he could not win against his girlfriend, but the glasses emperor never admitted that he was imbecile, and kept explaining that he was dry and humorous, but her girlfriend didn't understand it at the time. The more he explained this matter, the more people became attracted to him.

You know, now everyone around us knows the story of his pineapple buns.

I didn’t know what this pineapple bag was at the time. I think women love to take their boyfriends to look at bags every day, and the ultimate goal is not to make their boyfriends spend money to buy bags! I wasn’t that big of a glasses guy at first.

Simple, when I think of food, I think of genuine brand-name bags. At first I admired the glasses guy’s wit. How much does food cost? It’s only a dozen yuan at most. That’s a real brand-name bag.

It’s the same, that one costs at least several thousand, or even more expensive! So, deliberately thinking wrong is a good thing, and it is also good to avoid unnecessary waste!

So, at first, if my girlfriend had told me that she wanted me to buy pineapple buns, as long as she wasn’t talking about meat buns, vegetable buns, tofu buns, etc., she was familiar with the buns.

He passed out, how much did it cost? I think I definitely didn’t have enough money in my pocket. It would be weird if I didn’t faint from shock. How could I have the wit to think that the pineapple buns are made of pineapples? So, they laughed at him.

At that time, I never laughed once, because I knew that my reaction would definitely be worse than his!

The glasses emperor cried and said: The so-called love between people is not something great. Isn't it just investing your emotions and body and living together? It is said that only unforgettable love will make you reluctant to leave.

You can't see the things you are familiar with even when they are around you. What I hate the most is this kind of person. People who don't know how to cherish them are very sad anyway.

The glasses emperor blamed his girlfriend and said: At that time, she actually said that I was mentally retarded! How could she say that I was mentally retarded? No one has ever said that to me. Everyone praised me for my good grades and study, and said that I was smart.

You can accomplish something in one day, and now I have done it. Only she made me doubt myself for the first time. I will prove to those who don’t believe in me that I am not a bookworm, that I am a genius, and there will always be something

One day I will make a lot of money and let people all over the world know that high scores and low abilities are a false proposition and unreliable.

Clean up your mood today and remember it cleanly. Every day is a happy day. This is my happy pineapple bun!
Chapter completed!