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Chapter 90 Tea

We didn't sing that day, we only communicated. We didn't sing for the sake of singing, but I just wanted to get together and chat for a day. Maybe many people would think we were bored, but sometimes our generation is really bored, not knowing what to do, not knowing where to go, and not knowing how to go in the future.

After leaving our friends to wander in the strange streets, we are always particularly lonely, feeling that we are the only one in this world. People always want to be with company, and they are still like this when they are lonely.

We are always afraid of being hurt and hurting ourselves, so we try our best to wrap ourselves up, thinking that no one will hurt ourselves in this way. In fact, the only result of this estimate is that we hurt ourselves.

When I like to sublimate into love, I always want to know the news of your happiness or unhappiness, rather than caring whether you are beautiful or not. As long as it is about you, I will have great interest.

I always want to be with you, for fear that you will disappear in my life if you can't see you for a moment.

But often at this time, I restrain myself from contacting you because I don’t want you to know that I can’t lose you, so you will feel that I am cowardly. Actually, it’s not. I just want to give you all my love. I don’t know if you will know how to cherish it. I know that a boy who loves you deeply is thinking about you all the time, and he also needs your sincere love.

I am a very strange person, so the way I chat is my own way, I am completely thinking about what I say. Sometimes the words I express are always inconspicuous?

I often don’t even know what I am expressing myself. I know that the girl I get along with must be very painful, so I try my best to understand her. I thought this would be able to express my feelings, but if you read the conversation below, you will know how boring I am!

After staying for a long time, I can’t speak well. Sometimes I’ll be bored and I’ll find someone to chat. Although I’m an old netizen, even if I’m on the Internet, I won’t easily chat with people. Some people have been adding for several years and haven’t said a word. In the end, it looks awkward, so I have to block her!

So you think I am a weirdo, but to me, a weirdo who is a very home-friendly person.

Of course, the good situation is that I feel it’s boring to talk a few times. I will delete her again. Then there will be no regrets when deleting it. It can be considered a way to chat with it without any trouble.

Many times I know what I know online, but I don’t know how to add it. The information is from other places. It’s unrealistic to those from other places, so I don’t want to contact you. Maybe it’s too boring today that I want to talk to netizens.

But after thinking about it, I still had this free time to tease the blind date girl. Anyway, I was idle and maybe I could chat with each other. I just pretended to be a stranger and opened a small account to tease her.

"Are you there?" I asked.

"In," she replied.

"Are you busy?" I saw her just replying.

"In," she answered again.

"You're stuttering!" I saw her always...

"No, why did you ask that?" she was confused

"You are not stuttering, why are you, here, here," I said.

"Oh, pay attention in the future" she said

I thought about it and didn't worry about it anymore. I asked her, "You turn on your phone so late every day!"

She replied: "Yeah, yeah."

I said, "Look, you're just a stuttering, and there's no need to say something that's not important twice."

She said embarrassedly: "Ah"

I mistakenly thought she was a study kid who could only play with her mobile phone after school during the day and finish her studies at night, so I praised her: "You are so well-behaved!"

She wondered what I meant, and asked back: "What?"

I explained: Study during the day!

She wondered why I asked this: "What to learn"

Chatting online is the most tiring! If you don’t know anything, you just chat and guess randomly, and you’re very tiring, so what I don’t like the most is online chat, and it’s even more tiring to chat with people I don’t know!

When I saw him ask me what I learned, I didn’t know how to answer. I guessed randomly. Unfortunately, my analysis ability was too poor, and the analysis was not right.

I said, "How do I know!"

She said: "Disap!"

I said, "I will help you!"

She asked me, "Who are you?"

I couldn't continue chatting at once! I really didn't know who she was. She asked me who she was, how could I answer her?

I asked her back: "You don't even know who I am?"

She continued to ask, "Who are you?"

I remembered a joke: A girl was chatting on her phone, and a stranger suddenly popped up: I like you, do you have a boyfriend?

Me: Sorry, I have a boyfriend

Stranger: No wonder you are playing with your phone every day recently. I am your dad. Come back to talk to you in the evening!

Me: Woo…!

The next day, another stranger popped up: I like you, do you have a boyfriend?

Me: I don't have a boyfriend.

Stranger: I am your boyfriend, I know you don’t like me anymore!

Me: Dear, I'm sorry, I thought my mother was messing with me.

Stranger: It turns out that what your mother said is true, I am your father.

So I also wanted to say it was her father's, but I thought it was boring and had no new ideas, so I just said nonsense: "Guess!"

She thought I was teasing her and said angrily: "If you don't say it, you'll pull it down!"

When I saw her angry, I quickly told her again: "Do you really don't know who I am?"

She told me: "I tell you very responsibly, I really don't know who you are, okay?" She continued to say to me seriously: "If you don't say anything, you will lose it."

Seeing that I couldn't continue chatting, I had to ask her: "Do you want to know who I am?"

As soon as I saw that she didn't respond, I continued, "Okay, I sell tea, I sell all kinds of good tea, new tea, and famous tea! Do you need it? Then, I gave her an advertisement, which seemed to be a child-loving lady I had talked about before. I knew she wouldn't call, so I gave her the phone number, address, etc., and WeChat. Finally, I wrote a paragraph, honesty-based, professional service, notes on payment methods, online banking, etc.!" Just call me Brother Wang, in order to make her believe, I promise to be a fake one and a penalty of ten.

When she saw it, she said, "Discover!"

I continued to tease her: "Girl, come some, the goods arrive. Pay, dear!"

She replied to me, "I don't have money to buy it!"

I thought she must be speechless, and it was funny, and said, "It doesn't matter if you don't have money now. We support installment payments. As long as you need them, everything is easy to say!"

Then he said a few more words: "I know you are rich, you just don't want to buy it! Think about it, it's really good, dear! After you drink it, you will want to drink it twice. After drinking it twice, you can't stop the rhythm!"

She pretended to be stupid and asked me, "What are you thinking about?"

I told her: "Of course I'm considering that you can give me a pound of tea, which is very good to give me to my elderly, friends, and classmates!"

She told me: "Speechless."

I saw that she was not interested, but I still didn't give up. I said again: "Credit guarantee, the goods arrive. Payment, don't hesitate, you promise that you can't buy it and suffer losses, you can't buy it. After you drink my tea, you will know that I am the authentic country. As long as you drink it every day, often, and as medicine, you can also become a tea tasting master. As long as you buy our goods for more than 100,000 yuan, we will award you a professional tea tasting certificate. What are you waiting for? If you miss it, you will have to wait for this batch of new tea this year, and you will have to wait for next year's new tea!"

The next day, her personal signature was changed to, society was too realistic, and advertising was even more bizarre and unexpected. There was something else I hadn't encountered! My heart was already flawless to deal with the authenticity of people's hearts. Please don't fool me? She said she couldn't afford to hurt.

It's so sad. Sometimes I feel that I'm not a human being, but sometimes I hate her to ignore me. Who told her to ignore me? If I don't tease you, who will I make fun of you! I can afford to hurt again, it's so funny.

A few days later, I went to tease her again: "Sister?"

She is not old in the information, but I am 35 years old, so she replied to me with a surprised and shy expression!

I asked her that she wasn't asleep yet.

She said she was ready to go to bed.

I said, "No! I'm just here, why are you going to sleep? I look very sad."

She asked me why you are not sleeping yet?

I told her very proudly: "I can't sleep after drinking strong tea. Do you want to come and make sure you can't sleep even if you drink it."

The next day, she told me that she didn't like tea.

I said, if you don’t like it, you can learn it. Chinese people still need to drink tea and drink less coffee!

She asked me how you know I like coffee.

I said that young people nowadays like it, so I think you like it too!

She said, "I'm young again, why aren't you calling me elder sister?"

I said, "I call you sister, you didn't agree! So you are young, and you don't drink tea, so you should drink coffee. I tell you, the tea I sell is really a conscientious price, and it doesn't make you money at all. You can try to buy a pound. Make sure that after you finish drinking it, your waist will not be sore and your legs will not hurt. Go to the fifth floor in one breath. Hey, it's not hard, and you won't even breathe."

She said that you are using this advertisement, if you don’t breathe, you will die!

I explained: "If you take the elevator up, then you are still panting. You must be breathing normally."

I asked her if you eat tea eggs?

She said: "Eat"

I told her: "That's good. The tea eggs cooked with my tea are really delicious. You can sell 80,000 yuan a year. Peel off the egg shells and connect them to circle the earth three times."

She said OK, you keep selling your tea leaves, or your tea leaves and eggs, I'm going to sleep.

I said you are so cruel! You just don’t sell my tea. If your relatives and friends want to buy it, you can find me. I will be online at any time and have thoughtful service, which will give you a different feeling.
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