Lu Yuanhang quickly explained in embarrassment: "Didn't you understand at that time? It was only later that I realized that the lion head was not what I thought!"

Lezi nodded quickly: "Yes, not that!"

Lu Yuanhang put his hands together, made a circle and explained to the audience: "I didn't know until later that he was so big."

Lezi nodded: "Yes."

Lu Yuanzhang straightened up and started to turn the walnut shape with one hand: "Put them together and rub them in your hands. I later followed Mr. Jiang's example and made two lion heads."

Lezi didn't believe it: "You also made two?"

Lu Yuanhang nodded matter-of-factly and made a walnut-like shape in his hands: "Yes, I'll just knead it, and the minced meat will fall off."

Lezi stared in disbelief: "You said they were meatballs, right?"

Lu Yuanhang put it in his mouth to taste it, then smacked his lips a few times: "It's quite salty, take a look."

Lezi looked disgusted and said, "Oh, please don't mess with it."

Lu Yuanhang continued to turn the walnuts with both hands, and said to him happily: "Here I rubbed the chicken heart, and here I rubbed the two lion heads. It's quite fragrant, you know?"

Lezi was speechless and disgusted at the side: "Yes! I will roast two more kidneys for you!"

The audience had already laughed out loud at this series of tricks, and began to applaud.

Lu Yuanhang realized something was wrong and looked at Lezi and said weakly: "Yes, are you going to bottle the old village chief again?"

Lezi pushed Lu Yuanhang and said angrily: "Who drank with you! The variety of this walnut is called lion head! If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense."

Lu Yuanhang suddenly realized, "Oh, I understand now!"

Lu Yuanhang continued to perform and said to the audience: "Mr. Jiang is playing well! Not only these walnuts, but also the entire solid wood furniture in his house has to be plated!"

Lezi's face was full of questions: "How do you arrange this furniture?"

Lu Yuanhang said with certainty: "There is a vulture at home!"

Then he raised his hand to the height of his own eyebrows, his face full of envy: "Such a big man!"

Lezi started to cheer on the side and explained to the audience: "One person can do it."

Lu Yuanhang continued: "There is a dragon carved on that sculpture. This dragon sculpture is so beautiful! The dragon scales are clearly defined, and the dragon claws are extremely sharp!"

Lezi said in amazement: "So beautiful!"

Lu Yuanhang said: "But Mr. Jiang gets angry when he sees this dragon!"

Lezi asked in confusion: "Why are you still angry?"

Lu Yuanhang looked at the sculpture and began to shake his head: "It's dry, numb, and not round at all!"

Lezi took a picture of Lu Yuanhang and explained at the side: "The newly carved ones are all like that."

Lu Yuanhang stared with disgust on his face, pinched his waist with both hands, like a middle-aged woman, clamped his throat, and shouted with a mean look on his face: "Pet him!"

The audience was so amused by this performance that they laughed like crazy and applauded one after another.

The Internet also started to explode:

"Hahahaha, it's over, I will never forget this expression for the rest of my life!"

"Hahahaha, dry and numb, this describes a bunker!"

"Stop arguing, why don't you continue watching the show?"

"…………"

The program on TV is still going on

Lu Yuanhang stepped forward directly at this moment, squatted down half-crouched, opened his hands and hugged this sculpture, started to move up and down, and said in his mouth: "Hua Hua~ Hua Hua~"

Lezi quickly stopped: "Come back!"

Lu Yuanhang stood up and said to the audience: "Hold this dragon!"

Lezi opened his eyes wide: "The root carving is also coiled!"

Lu Yuanhang held the table in front of the music room with one hand and extended his other hand to show the audience: "Think about it! These scales are like a small knife, and the dragon's claws are like a small awl!"

Lezi next to him also looked worried: "That's right!"

Lu Yuanhang said to the audience: "Good fellow, after Mr. Jiang has finished, you are looking at this sculpture."

Lezi asked: "Huh?"

Lu Yuanhang looked certain: "Mahogany!"

The audience all laughed, some even stood up and applauded, some even half-slumped on their seats holding their stomachs, and some even squirted out the water they were drinking!

Lezi was speechless: "No, the blood will flow out."

After Lu Yuanhang threw away this burden, he continued to lay the groundwork: "After pondering for a while, there is no blood!"

Lezi nodded: "There is no blood left!"

Lu Yuanhang stood up straight, looking stupid and stunned, and started to tremble: "Mr. Jiang has no blood, only a trace of blood is left. He will die if he touches it, and he will stand still, buzzing~

~"

Seeing Lu Yuanhang like this, Lezi stopped Lu Yuanhang with confusion on his face: "Wait a minute, what's wrong with Mr. Jiang?"

Lu Yuanhang was still trembling as he said: "Return to the city to increase blood!"

The audience who had just finished laughing started laughing again. Not only were they holding their stomachs, but this time they were rubbing their bellies with a wry smile on their faces.

Lezi was also amused: "I've never heard of it! Mr. Jiang just came back from stealing the tower. Why is this?"

Lu Yuanhang continued his trembling performance and turned around to ask Lezi: "What should I do if I run out of blood?"

Lezi hurriedly said: "Then go to the hospital quickly!"

Lu Yuanhang slapped his head and said with a sudden look on his face: "Yes, go to the hospital quickly. Go to the hospital for a blood transfusion."

Lezi nodded: "Isn't that right!"

Lu Yuanhang stared with certainty and said: "Go to the hospital and give Mr. Jiang a shot of chicken blood! As soon as this old man came out, his state changed! Good guy, he thinks about everything he sees!"

Lezi's face was full of doubts: "Counteroffer?"

Lu Yuanhang nodded, stared and said, "There is a Shoushan stone at the entrance of the hospital. Mr. Jiang gets angry just looking at it."

Lezi couldn't believe it and said, "Ah?"

Lu Yuanhang continued to hold his waist with his hands and stared: "It's dry, numb, and not round at all. Pan him!"

Lezi covered his face and breathed in cold air: "Si~"

Lu Yuanhang continued to step forward and began to circle the Shoushan Stone: "Place the Shoushan Stone!"

Lezi hurriedly stopped him: "Can you please take a break?"

Lu Yuanhang stood up and said to the audience: "This Shoushan stone will be worth a lot of money after finishing it!"

"Why is it valuable?"

Lu Yuanhang stared and stretched out his thumb: "Soapstone!"

Lezi looked at Lu Yuanhang speechlessly: "Come on, this little chicken blood has been wasted."

Not many viewers laughed at this baggage, well, half of it was smashed.

But Lu Yuanhang did not panic. He began to lay the groundwork for the next burden: "After finishing the dishes, I walked to the door of the hospital and saw an old man walking his dog! He was walking a Sharpei."

Oops, do dogs want to eat?

This time, before the baggage came out, some people in the audience started laughing.

Lezi started to be confused and stopped Lu Yuanhang: "Please wait for a while."

Lu Yuanhang ignored the fun and continued to perform: "Mr. Jiang has taken a liking to this dog."

Then he pinched his waist again and stared again: "It's so dry..."

When Lezi saw that Lu Yuanhang was ignoring him, he was unhappy. He interrupted Lu Yuanhang and waved his arms and said, "Yes, he's dry, numb, not round at all, so let him go!"

When the audience saw how cute Lezi was, they burst out laughing at Lezi's burden. They gave Lezi applause and cheers!

After the laughter subsided, Lezi asked Lu Yuanhang with a face full of questions: "Then why is Shapi not doing it?"

Lu Yuanhang was still in a state of confusion due to being interrupted by the fun. After hearing this, he quickly reacted: "What kind of game is there? There is no game."

Lezi was speechless: "That is?"

Lu Yuanhang began to explain: "When the old man who was walking his dog saw Mr. Jiang coming, he quickly took out the brush from his pocket."

Lezi asked speechlessly: "What are you doing?"

Lu Yuanhang got into position and half-crouched to brush the dog with a brush: "Give that dog some oil."

Then while brushing, he smiled flatteringly at Mr. Jiang, "Ah, look, it's round! It's round!"

The effect of this action is amazing, whether it is the people in front of the TV or the audience at the scene, their faces are filled with laughter.

Lezi waited for the laughter to subside and began to explain: "Mr. Jiang is scared when he sees him!"
To be continued...